Random thoughts after the club.

Source: me
Published: Aug 23, 2024
Author: Sling Blade
Post Date: 2024-08-23 04:42:58 by Sling Blade
Views: 5141

If your a liberal, your gonna say that I suck. And cry while I tell you the truth. And if your conservative every day you pray to trump, and smile with only one tooth. And if you republican you hate colored skin and love kkk. And if your not democrat, then your not black, but if Joe says it's okay, okay. And if you wear a mask then your a hero. Even the fact is it does zero. I'm not an expert, but you doubt me, then go talk to Fauci...... lol

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#1: Esso    To: Sling Blade (#0)

And if your conservative every day you pray to trump, and smile with only one tooth.

Should I get an implant and a prayer rug?

Esso posted on 2024-08-23 09:37:42   Reply   Private Reply


#2: Esso    To: Sling Blade, Kimmy, 4um (#1)

Should I get an implant...

I've seen some EweToob targeted ads (they're reading/listening to everything I write) about dental implants.

It might make Kimmy happy, but I look at it like putting new tires and a paint job on a car that I'm sending to the junk yard. Seems wasteful.

Maybe I should see if my dentures can be salvaged. It can't be that expensive, can it? I saw some type of thing in an ad, maybe I can do it myself. Real man's work is out of the question, but I should be able to handle that, and be better at it than Afdent.

I don't fucking have to impress anybody.

Esso posted on 2024-08-23 16:08:57   Reply   Private Reply


#3: AllTheKings'HorsesWontDoIt    To: Esso (#2)

Should I get an implant...

wellll...

"The same self-assembling NANOTECH circuitry found in vials of the Death Jab has now been found in DENTAL anesthetics.

The global elite psychopaths want us DEAD and they’ll use any method to achieve that goal."

x.com/realstewpeters/status/1655653519083331598

There is now graphene, bionanotech and even nano-microchips being found in dental anesthesia.

stateofthenation.co/?p=216095

starts at around 4 minutes. they said they will also discuss solutions ...that seems to start close to 16 minutes...I'm still listening.

Levobupivacane is safest dental anesthetic.

AllTheKings'HorsesWontDoIt posted on 2024-08-23 18:08:06   Reply   Private Reply


#4: Esso    To: AllTheKings'HorsesWontDoIt, Dakmar, 4um (#3)

"The same self-assembling NANOTECH circuitry found in vials of the Death Jab has now been found in DENTAL anesthetics.

I had a feeling about that. I probably won't be digging my roller skates out of the shop attic either any time soon.

When me and Kimmy were skating, I wasn't looking at her feet. I don't remember if she had her own skates or if they were rentals.

I can't believe she found me again after 43 years. She's as hot at 60 than she was at 15.

We're having a lot more fun now that we're low-grade millionaires than we did as kids. Neither of us need anything now and want to be left alone.

She does have a crush on Dakkie though. I'm not too worried. I doubt she'd drive a hundred miles to bang him. Maybe after I'm dead, she could get a job in any hospital. She is between homes, FWIW.

I hope Dak lives near a hospital.

(Edit) I hope I precedes Kim. I worry about her forced clot-shots. She does too.

Esso posted on 2024-08-23 18:38:24   Reply   Private Reply


#5: AllTheKings'HorsesWontDoIt    To: Esso (#4)

If she gets a chance, maybe she could give a listen to the Doctor's video and see what she thinks. She mentioned several things to help detox. I'm looking for a quick fix...we're all affected by "shedding" from others, not to mention the stuff they are putting in the food and air. I'm going to look up Dr. Robert Young's potion called MasterPeace that she mentioned.

AllTheKings'HorsesWontDoIt posted on 2024-08-23 18:53:44   Reply   Private Reply


#6: BTP Holdings    To: Esso (#4)

She is between homes

When I was between homes I was living in my pickup truck. Hope I can stay where I am now or I will be homeless. :-/

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#7: Esso    To: AllTheKings'HorsesWontDoIt (#3)

There is now graphene, bionanotech and even nano-microchips being found in dental anesthesia.

The more I think about this bullshit, the more it ticks me off.

Esso posted on 2024-08-24 13:09:57   Reply   Private Reply


#8: titorite    To: Sling Blade (#0)

Great poetry slam

titorite posted on 2024-08-24 16:20:45   Reply   Private Reply


#9: BTP Holdings    To: AllTheKings'HorsesWontDoIt (#3)

Levobupivacane is safest dental anesthetic.

I hate needles in my mouth. Nitrous Oxide, or laughing gas, is still the best option for me. ;)

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#10: Dakmar    To: BTP Holdings (#9)

I hate needles in my mouth. Nitrous Oxide, or laughing gas, is still the best option for me.

I never understood the appeal of NOx, or any snifable for that matter.

Credit to Nitrous for putting me past caring once oral surgeon had kindly doped me for five molar extraction, but NOx just as a party drug...not for me. I can't dance, rarely get laid, and prefer visions to visceral experiences.

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#11: Dakmar    To: Esso, Kim (#4)

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#12: BTP Holdings    To: Dakmar (#10)

We were working Phish at The Vic Theater in Chicago.

Before the show started, this guy was blowing up balloons with whippets. Those were Nitrous cylinders used to make whipped cream. The guys took his stuff and gave it to me. I put it in my bag. I was doing the after show party in upstairs lobby. One of the guys came upstairs and said, "Let me get that Nitrous."

The Drummer was watching. When he saw it he went, "Ssshhh. Hee, hee, hee."

Nitrous was a cheap high. LOL

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#13: Dakmar    To: BTP Holdings (#9)

Dakmar posted on 2024-08-24 22:10:39   Reply   Private Reply


#14: Dakmar    To: BTP Holdings (#12)

Nitrous was a cheap high

I've got enough toluol in my house to last a normal family five to twenty years, or a gang of dope fiends about ten minutes. That's why I close my doors to dope fiends.

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#15: Esso    To: Dakmar (#11)

Kim

Esso posted on 2024-08-25 11:20:37   Reply   Private Reply


#16: Esso    To: Kimmy, Dakmar (#15)

Oh sure, I only get you when you're in trouble or tired.

I'll go find one of my old GFs. ;)

Esso posted on 2024-08-25 11:43:13   Reply   Private Reply


#17: Esso    To: PacHound (#16)

😋 🥰 Kim

Esso posted on 2024-08-25 11:49:17   Reply   Private Reply


#18: Esso    To: Dakmar, Dr. Kimmy (#11)

Only a couple of minutes until 1700 Zulu...

Esso posted on 2024-08-25 11:59:06   Reply   Private Reply


#19: Esso    To: All (#18)

I wouldn't know Taylor Swift if she bit me on the ass.

Esso posted on 2024-08-25 12:09:37   Reply   Private Reply


#20: Esso    To: Kimmy (#19)

I need to figure out what to feed you for dinner. I wouldn't mind getting Taco Bell, else I probably need to get started on something here.

Ronan Keating - When You Say Nothing At All

Esso posted on 2024-08-25 12:50:47   Reply   Private Reply


#21: Esso    To: All (#20)

Kimmy says get cookin', boy!

Esso posted on 2024-08-25 12:58:10   Reply   Private Reply


#22: Esso    To: Kimmy (#21)

Homemade refried bean dip it is, Doc!

You should watch me, maybe you'd learn to cook.

Look at all the hot chicks surrounding Rush Limbaugh. That could be me, hon.

Esso posted on 2024-08-25 13:15:07   Reply   Private Reply


#23: Esso    To: Pacman (#22)

You should watch me, maybe you'd learn to cook.

Not a chance flyboy. Shouldn't you be in the kitchen chopping something?

Look at all the hot chicks surrounding Rush Limbaugh. That could be me, hon.

Yeah... But you're not quite that fat.

Kim 😝

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#24: Esso    To: Kimmy (#23)

But you're not quite that fat.

We'll see who's fat after I delete your GrubHub app. You'll be on your knees by next weekend, Slim.

You're frisky today. I should send you outside to torment the groundhogs. LOL

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#26: Esso    To: Pac (#24)

I should send you outside to torment the groundhogs.

It's too hot to go outside. I'll just pick on you instead.

Kim

P.S. We're not fighting, we're just kidding around. I was so tired when I got here last night I just wanted to go to bed. We have so little time together on the weekend I hate wasting it.

P.P.S. He's not kidding about grubhub. I don't have time to cook.

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#27: BTP Holdings    To: Dakmar (#13)

We were working this Mexican show in Chicago on the north side at Rosemont.

I was in my usual spot Stage Left, Backstage. Some guy jumped the barricade down front. The guys grabbed him, and they handed him to me in front of the speaker stack. I grabbed him by the hair on back of his head and pulled him thru. I put him in a head lock.

We were going down the ramp behind the stage. He made a move to get out of the head lock. All he did was take my feet out from under me. He went down on the concrete face first, then my shoulder hit the back of his head. He got the double thump.

The crowd stated to throw trash at us and I was hollering at the guy by the entrance to the dressing rooms, "Get up here!"

We picked up the Mexican and took him upstairs to the Medics. We told them, "When you are done patching him up, make sure he is ejected." ;)

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#28: BTP Holdings    To: Esso (#21)

I work with an older woman who hails from California. I told her, "When we worked The Beach Boys in Chicago there were these babes wearing bikinis running around.

I asked one of them, "Are you really from California?"

She said, "Yes." ROTFLMAO

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#29: Esso    To: Pacman (#26)


Kim

Esso posted on 2024-08-25 18:33:11   Reply   Private Reply


#30: Esso    To: Kim (#29)

Dinner's ready, it's molten. Give it a half hour or so.

Maybe an hour...

Esso posted on 2024-08-25 18:55:20   Reply   Private Reply


#31: Esso    To: All (#30)

The doggo on the casket kills me.

Kimmy's gonna be riding to work via Uber or whatever tomorrow. I'm gonna be dead at 0500.

Esso posted on 2024-08-25 20:21:34   Reply   Private Reply


#32: Esso    To: All (#31)

Esso posted on 2024-08-25 20:27:29   Reply   Private Reply


#33: Esso    To: All (#32)

This is going to be EPIC

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