Freedom4um - Article

#1: Esso To: Kimmy, 4um (#0)

I love him so much I can't describe it.

I know.

Esso posted on 2024-08-30 18:28:59 Reply Private Reply

#2: Esso To: Pacman, Dakmar (#1)

His code name should've been El Diablo.

Esso posted on 2024-08-30 18:32:14 Reply Private Reply

#3: Esso To: Dakmar, Dr. Kimmy (#2)

My girlyfriend wants me named after a sammich.

Craving the Diablo! Recreating Smokey and the Bandit's Classic Sandwich

She did like Smokey and the Bandit movie. LOL

Esso posted on 2024-08-30 18:37:32 Reply Private Reply

#4: Esso To: Lod, Kimmy, Dakmar (#3)

Lod liked her overbite.

She was pretty, those black eyes and hair was a deal-breaker though.

Esso posted on 2024-08-30 18:48:37 Reply Private Reply

#5: Esso To: Kimmy, 4um (#0)

I trust Jim but I don't trust the women chasing him.

Esso posted on 2024-08-30 18:57:27 Reply Private Reply

#6: Esso To: Pac (#5)

You are insufferable. I'm going to put Apple AirTags in your pants and car.

Kim

Esso posted on 2024-08-30 19:05:10 Reply Private Reply

#7: Esso To: Kimmy (#6)

j/k

Esso posted on 2024-08-30 19:20:55 Reply Private Reply

#8: Esso To: Dakmar, 4um (#7)

Good Morning, Vietnam

Esso posted on 2024-08-30 19:28:15 Reply Private Reply

#9: Esso To: Pacman, Dakmar (#8)

I'm Gonna Blow You (Rare 1980s Song) by Paula Canduel

j/k 🤐

Esso posted on 2024-08-30 19:33:59 Reply Private Reply

#10: Esso To: All (#9)

Esso posted on 2024-08-30 19:35:42 Reply Private Reply

#11: Dakmar To: Esso (#10)

Dakmar posted on 2024-08-30 19:40:42 Reply Private Reply

#12: Esso To: Dakmar, 4um (#10)

My sister called me this morning and said the Cruze auction is going on up in Auburn this weekend. She said there's supposed to be some really cool cars up there weekend. I haven't seen anything about it.

I looked at WANETV this morning to see what the big deal was about the tire fire where New Haven Ave. and Wayne Trace come together about a mile west of me.

Esso posted on 2024-08-30 19:47:26 Reply Private Reply

#13: Dakmar To: Esso (#12)

Official Site enough for me, lol. Not live because business day has ended.

Dakmar posted on 2024-08-30 19:54:44 Reply Private Reply

#14: Esso To: Dakmar (#13)

The last, and only, time Doc took me somewhere fancy, one of her patients tried picking me up. That chapped her ass. Kinda did mine too.

Doc seems to want a life free of pretentious rich folks. She came to the right place. I've got a very low income and high net worth.

She'll have a hard time getting me out of my storage unit. :)

Esso posted on 2024-08-30 20:08:51 Reply Private Reply

#15: Dakmar To: Esso, Kim (#14)

Well into hour four of Mexicans across the street using 2-strole backpack leaf blowers to blow trash from their yard and vehicles.

Dakmar posted on 2024-08-30 20:33:57 Reply Private Reply

#16: Esso To: Dakmar (#14)

I should take a page out of Jim's playbook. He doesn't care about money, he cares about people. He spends more money on needy people than he does on himself the clown car notwithstanding.

My net worth pending my divorce decree is probably similar to Jim's while my current income is about fifteen to twenty times what Jim's is.

If I was two years older I'd retire and get my social security payments. When I get to sixty-two the minimum age will be sixty-five. At sixty- five it will be seventy. I doubt I have that much time from what I seen at work.

I love your not so little buddy. A lot.

Kim

Esso posted on 2024-08-30 20:40:52 Reply Private Reply

#17: Dakmar To: Esso (#16)

In this way Mister K will challenge the world!

Dakmar posted on 2024-08-30 20:49:52 Reply Private Reply

#18: Dakmar To: Esso, Kim (#16)

When I get to sixty-two the minimum age will be sixty-five. At sixty- five it will be seventy.

Damn us GenXers for even being born! :)

Dakmar posted on 2024-08-30 20:51:54 Reply Private Reply

#19: Esso To: Kimmy, 4um (#16)

When I get to sixty-two the minimum age will be sixty-five. At sixty- five it will be seventy.

You're probably right about that Kimmy. Shanequaa Goings with the SS admin spent a lot of time trying to hold me off until 70.

I wanted to get my money back before Gay-Z in Ukraine got it. If I live to 143, we'll be even.

Esso posted on 2024-08-30 20:55:22 Reply Private Reply

#20: Dakmar To: Esso (#19)

Shanequaa Goings with the SS

Sounds like an up-and-coming rap group, lol

Dakmar posted on 2024-08-30 20:58:34 Reply Private Reply

#21: Esso To: Dakmar, Dr. Kimmy (#18)

Damn us GenXers for even being born!

I think Doc is a gen X (1964).

Can I have sex with you too?

Esso posted on 2024-08-30 21:05:14 Reply Private Reply

#22: Esso To: Dakmar (#20)

Sounds like an up-and-coming rap group

It writes itself...

Esso posted on 2024-08-30 21:06:11 Reply Private Reply

#23: Dakmar To: Esso (#21)

Dakmar posted on 2024-08-30 21:06:39 Reply Private Reply

#24: Dakmar To: Esso, Kim (#22)

Just in case Roddy wasn't snarky enough...:)

Dakmar posted on 2024-08-30 21:09:47 Reply Private Reply

#25: Esso To: Dakmar, Dr. Kimmy (#23)

I need to buy the series for Kimmy...

10 Best song from 80's TV Show Miami Vice

10 Best song from 80's TV Show Miami Vice Part II

Esso posted on 2024-08-30 21:12:21 Reply Private Reply

#26: Dakmar To: Esso (#25)

Is today some sort of spic holiday? Hearing more fireworks tonight than I've heard in at least four days.

Dakmar posted on 2024-08-30 21:19:24 Reply Private Reply

#27: Esso To: Dakmar, 4um (#25)

I need to buy the series for Kimmy...

I'll buy it for Jim. I was probably getting my doctor education. I didn't see much TV. Pac said something about Miami Vice parties at his bar.

I'd like to see what he's talking about.

Kim

Esso posted on 2024-08-30 21:23:30 Reply Private Reply

#28: Dakmar To: All (#26)

If Mexicans are "good Catholics", I certainly understand all of the ill will against "the one true church" tm

Dakmar posted on 2024-08-30 21:23:33 Reply Private Reply

#29: Esso To: Dakmar, 4um (#27)

Is today some sort of spic holiday?

Labor day, they don't have to cut my yard. Just burn it down.

Esso posted on 2024-08-30 21:25:24 Reply Private Reply

#30: Dakmar To: Esso, Kim (#27)

Don't be dissin Graham Bonnett! :)

Dakmar posted on 2024-08-30 21:28:24 Reply Private Reply

#31: Esso To: Dakmar, Dr. Kimmy (#28)

Not my ideal date, capisch?

Watch until the end

(edit) Can you see me dragging Kimmy's body into the Randallia ER like that?

Esso posted on 2024-08-30 21:28:54 Reply Private Reply

#32: Dakmar To: Esso (#29)

Labor day, they don't have to cut my yard. Just burn it down.

Stock up on the little RealLime squeeze bottles.

Dakmar posted on 2024-08-30 21:30:20 Reply Private Reply

#33: Esso To: Dakmar (#32)

Stock up on the little RealLime squeeze bottles.

You need to teach me how to use those fucking Kroger digital coupons.

Esso posted on 2024-08-30 21:33:22 Reply Private Reply

#34: Dakmar To: Esso (#31)

Watch until the end

I could have played that role. Sure, the age difference would have been awkward, and my religion forbids me from being depicted on a stretcher in anything less than a feature length film, but isn't that what lawyers are for?

Dakmar posted on 2024-08-30 21:35:39 Reply Private Reply

#35: Dakmar To: Esso (#33)

You need to teach me how to use those fucking Kroger digital coupons.

It's Meijers. Ask them for a card thingy. Then fill out all the paperwork. Then they have you, but send coupons for stuff you actually use. It's a trade off, but after extensive research I was able to confirm that none of my coupon info was shared with Argentina!

Dakmar posted on 2024-08-30 21:39:34 Reply Private Reply

#36: Esso To: Dakmar, 4um (#31)

Jim knows more about trauma care than I do.

I can see him carrying my body into the Randallia ER entrance. His house is like an emergency clinic.

He knows he'll go to jail again if I die in his house from the Covid shots. That's why I don't live with him.

We'll never see eye to eye on my mortality.

Esso posted on 2024-08-30 22:00:21 Reply Private Reply

#37: Dakmar To: Esso (#33)

“When the manager, escorted by the pilgrims, all of them armed to the
teeth, had gone to the house this chap came on board. ‘I say, I
don’t like this. These natives are in the bush,’ I said. He assured
me earnestly it was all right. ‘They are simple people,’ he added;
‘well, I am glad you came. It took me all my time to keep them
off.’ ‘But you said it was all right,’ I cried. ‘Oh,
they meant no harm,’ he said; and as I stared he corrected himself,
‘Not exactly.’ Then vivaciously, ‘My faith, your pilot-house
wants a clean-up!’ In the next breath he advised me to keep enough steam
on the boiler to blow the whistle in case of any trouble. ‘One good
screech will do more for you than all your rifles. They are simple
people,’ he repeated. He rattled away at such a rate he quite overwhelmed
me. He seemed to be trying to make up for lots of silence, and actually hinted,
laughing, that such was the case. ‘Don’t you talk with Mr.
Kurtz?’ I said. ‘You don’t talk with that man—you
listen to him,’ he exclaimed with severe exaltation. ‘But
now—’ He waved his arm, and in the twinkling of an eye was in the
uttermost depths of despondency. In a moment he came up again with a jump,
possessed himself of both my hands, shook them continuously, while he gabbled:
‘Brother sailor... honour... pleasure... delight... introduce myself...
Russian... son of an arch-priest... Government of Tambov... What? Tobacco!
English tobacco; the excellent English tobacco! Now, that’s brotherly.
Smoke? Where’s a sailor that does not smoke?”

“The pipe soothed him, and gradually I made out he had run away from
school, had gone to sea in a Russian ship; ran away again; served some time in
English ships; was now reconciled with the arch-priest. He made a point of
that. ‘But when one is young one must see things, gather experience,
ideas; enlarge the mind.’ ‘Here!’ I interrupted. ‘You
can never tell! Here I met Mr. Kurtz,’ he said, youthfully solemn and
reproachful. I held my tongue after that. It appears he had persuaded a Dutch
trading-house on the coast to fit him out with stores and goods, and had
started for the interior with a light heart and no more idea of what would
happen to him than a baby. He had been wandering about that river for nearly
two years alone, cut off from everybody and everything. ‘I am not so
young as I look. I am twenty-five,’ he said. ‘At first old Van
Shuyten would tell me to go to the devil,’ he narrated with keen
enjoyment; ‘but I stuck to him, and talked and talked, till at last he
got afraid I would talk the hind-leg off his favourite dog, so he gave me some
cheap things and a few guns, and told me he hoped he would never see my face
again. Good old Dutchman, Van Shuyten. I’ve sent him one small lot of
ivory a year ago, so that he can’t call me a little thief when I get
back. I hope he got it. And for the rest I don’t care. I had some wood
stacked for you. That was my old house. Did you see?’
- Joseph Conrad, Heart of Darkness

Dakmar posted on 2024-08-30 22:01:14 Reply Private Reply

#38: Dakmar To: Esso (#36)

His house is like an emergency clinic.

I wrote a song titled "His house is like an emergency clinic" for Aretha Franklin but it was turned down for publication.

Dakmar posted on 2024-08-30 22:09:44 Reply Private Reply

#39: Esso To: Dakmar (#37)

Hey, hotflash, it's obvious that you're a lot better read on literature than I am. The point flew so far over my head that it was in low-earth orbit. I still love you. I don't want to treat you with a sucking chest wound with a Kroger bag, but I would happily and I'd grieve over your body.

Your eyes won't close like they do in the movies, but I'd be proud to cover your head with my Hawaiian shirt I cover my gun with.

Esso posted on 2024-08-30 22:26:51 Reply Private Reply

#40: Dakmar To: Esso (#36)

Not meaning to be disrespectful to Merle, but WTF is up with the carousel critters?

Dakmar posted on 2024-08-30 22:27:12 Reply Private Reply

#41: Dakmar To: Esso (#39)

I don't want to treat you with a sucking chest wound with a Kroger bag, but I would happily and I'd grieve over your body.

I would never ask anything more of you, darling!

Dakmar posted on 2024-08-30 22:28:43 Reply Private Reply

#42: Esso To: Dakmar, 4um (#40)

ARE YOU THREATENING ME?

Esso posted on 2024-08-30 22:33:36 Reply Private Reply

#43: Esso To: Dakmar (#41)

I would never ask anything more of you, darling!

It's automatic with Pac, Dakmar.

Kim

Esso posted on 2024-08-30 22:36:26 Reply Private Reply

#44: Dakmar To: Esso (#42)

Dakmar posted on 2024-08-30 22:37:21 Reply Private Reply

#45: Esso To: Dakmar (#44)

Some fucking medic in Beirut told me if they're not moving and unresponsive with they're eyes are open, get the dirt off your finger and touch they're eye. If they don't blink they're dead.

Esso posted on 2024-08-30 22:50:30 Reply Private Reply

#46: Esso To: All (#45)

Jesus, Jim never said anything about that. That's a good field test not always accurate but usually.

Kim

Esso posted on 2024-08-30 22:54:46 Reply Private Reply

#47: Esso To: Cari, Kimmy, 4um (#46)

Pearl Jam - Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town

Cari was a beautiful gal.

Esso posted on 2024-08-30 22:58:06 Reply Private Reply

Source:	4um
Published:	Aug 30, 2024
Author:	Dr. Kimmy
Post Date:	2024-08-30 18:21:57 by Esso
Views:	4818

I'm here. Almost against my will.