Life of Dax

Source: Dr, Kim
Published: Sep 15, 2024
Author: Dax
Post Date: 2024-09-15 23:21:16 by Esso
Views: 1144


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Dakkie, if you've been hanging with my Jim, you're ok in my book.

Dr. Kimberly.

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#1: Esso    To: Dakmar, Dr. Kimmy (#0)

Fucking Pam wouldn't let me have my way with the lady-bois in Thailand.

I'm still mad at Costco about not carrying 325mg aspirin.

I hate digit-benders.

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#2: Esso    To: All (#1)

Kim

Esso posted on 2024-09-15 23:42:22   Reply   Private Reply


#3: Esso    To: (#2)

Doc napped out on me...

My fake tats were crooked, didn't develop correctly and smeared/ran.

Esso posted on 2024-09-15 23:45:44   Reply   Private Reply


#4: Esso    To: Lady X, 4um (#0)

German Shepherd ping.

Esso posted on 2024-09-15 23:56:45   Reply   Private Reply


#5: The_Rock    To: Esso (#0)

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#6: Esso    To: The_Rock, 4um (#5)

The only time they try to assassinate Trump is when me and Doc are together, or nearly getting ready to be together.

Doctors are dangerous...

I'm pissed about Ft. Wayne changing the name of the Carole Lombard memorial bridge downtown near her high school (Northside) into the MLK memorial bridge.

Carole Lombard

Esso posted on 2024-09-16 00:31:53   Reply   Private Reply


#7: Esso    To: All (#6)

Office Space - Damn It Feels Good to Be a Gangsta (Full Song Music Video)

I wish Kimmy was a couple years older so she could retire.

You also don't need to be a millionaire to do two chicks at the same time...

You need a bunch of dicqs and hands.

They wanted me to be on TeeVee. I talk too slow and like to maintain a low profile.

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#8: Esso    To: All (#7)

Rippin' off the rear end of that 911 Whale Tail is a heart breaker.

You gotta see my office.

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#9: Esso    To: Lady X, Dakmar, 4um (#8)

Rippin' off the rear end of that 911 Whale Tail is a heart breaker.

I'm sending you a pic, it didn't resolve too well in the dark... Zoom in on the license plate...

Porsche USA thought I was a big shot...

That was back in the day when getting blow jobs from Nancy Pelosi in the Hall Street Lounge wasn't a bad thing...

Esso posted on 2024-09-16 01:23:33   Reply   Private Reply


#10: Esso    To: Dakmar (#9)

I should have Kim buy me the Miami Vice series online...

Melissa died in her back yard on a pleasant September day tending her flowers, Aleena died in her sleep with her folks in Vilnius, I'm not sure how Cari died, I had a sinus infection. Lod prodded me into talking to her co-workers at the liquor store. I haven't been there since.

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#11: Esso    To: Dakmar (#10)

Kimmy called you Dax one fucking time on my 4um account, and I get doggie vidoeos. I do a PornHub search for Thailand LadyBoi truckdrivers, and here we are...

Actually PornHub is forbidden in Indiana now. You might need to explain VPNs to me.

Or Kimmy needs to buy me her lookalike SexBot, soon.

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#12: Esso    To: All (#11)

Kimmy called you Dax one fucking time on my 4um account, and I get doggie vidoeos.

We thought Dax would never have friends.

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#13: Esso    To: Dakmar (#12)

Dear Mr. Porsche with no brakes,

I put your picture on my wall sideways so you don't knock the St. Louis Arch down so the splibs can't steal and scrap it.

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