What the fuck are you going to do? Quit?

Source: Megyn Kelly
Published: Sep 16, 2024
Author: Megyn Kelly
Post Date: 2024-09-16 04:39:38 by Esso
Views: 1175

Looks like Kimmy after a typical weekend night.

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Kimmy has dark brown hair and is two inches shorter than Megyn. They're both babes.

One of them is mine.

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#1: Esso    To: All (#0)

Kimmy has dark brown hair and is two inches shorter than Megyn.

Kim wants me to cook Trump's liver with onions and serve it with mashed potatoes.

Of course, I'm kidding, Kim doesn't like mashed potatoes.

Esso posted on 2024-09-16 04:45:08   Reply   Private Reply

#2: Esso    To: All (#1)

I sure didn't think the Company was going to keep going after Trump after the first failed attempt.

Kumswalla better keep her head down. The Kenyan hates her.

My Bingo card says the vice whore's head is going to explode and Big Mike is going to bravely step up and save the country from "Orange Hitler."

Won't someone think of the trannies? Dear God, save us now!

Esso posted on 2024-09-16 04:59:18   Reply   Private Reply

#3: Esso    To: All (#2)

Esso posted on 2024-09-16 05:06:28   Reply   Private Reply

#5: Esso    To: Dakmar (#4)

What the fuck is Kimmy's problem?

Next thing you know, she'll steal my Sawsall and be nextdoor to you removing cats and mufflers.

We need to stop her. How dare she sleep at my expense.

Is Freddy Mercury hot or what? Come live with me, big boy.

Of course I'm kidding.

Esso posted on 2024-09-16 05:26:43   Reply   Private Reply

#6: Esso    To: Dakmar (#5)

Come up here and we'll blow past the bouncers...

You've been in Afgookistan, right? You need to be a vetran before we start banging the 13 y/os with fake IDs.

Sling Blade has us covered.

I spelled veteran wrong on purpose, code, ya know?

You speak Uanan, right? Pam is dead. It's gonna be ugly.

Make sure you have the handcuff keys sewn into your waistband. We don't need a replay of the "Bangkok Incident."

Esso posted on 2024-09-16 05:33:02   Reply   Private Reply

#7: Esso    To: Dakmar (#6)

This is our song...

I DOAN NEED TO SHOW YOU NO STEENKING WOMAN!

The Gaslight Anthem - Here's Looking At You Kid (Lyrics)

Esso posted on 2024-09-16 05:54:56   Reply   Private Reply

#8: Esso    To: All (#7)

Kimmy's on her way. There wasn't too much gunfire.

Esso posted on 2024-09-16 06:02:02   Reply   Private Reply

#9: Esso    To: All (#8)

You can check out any time, but you can never leave.

I can get a couple hours of shut eye until the chicks on the right wake me up.

I've got assassinations to oversee!

There's like 15 tranny's to dispose of outside the wire. Killing them is easy, disposing of the bodies is the hard part, especially with the Hattians eating all the doggos.

Esso posted on 2024-09-16 06:04:50   Reply   Private Reply

#10: ghostrider    To: Esso (#2)

My Bingo card says the vice whore's head is going to explode and Big Mike is going to bravely step up and save the country from "Orange Hitler."

On the bright side, Awalz will go back to being minnesota's problem.

ghostrider posted on 2024-09-16 07:28:32   Reply   Private Reply