Kroger was pretty slim pickin's today

Source: Esso/Pacman/Cap'n Brandon
Published: Sep 27, 2024
Author: Pacman
Post Date: 2024-09-27 17:59:50 by Esso
Views: 2883

I wonder if they're trying to get ahead of the longshoreman's strike starting Tuesday?

Maybe I was there too early, I was home before 1000. Maybe they hadn't restocked yet. They didn't even have any decent flowers for Kimmy. She'll be pissed about that.

One thing I noticed was that there was only two employees stocking and at least eight pushing carts around getting groceries for people too lazy to shop for themselves. I'm lazy, but c'mon, not THAT lazy.

Maybe if Doc is up to it tomorrow morning, we'll go together. She might find the inside of a grocery fascinating. If I deleted her GrubHub and DoorDash apps, she'd starve to death.


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It's been a long week.

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#1: Esso    To: Dakmar (#0)

The president of your fan club is here. She's up in the shower. She'll probably want to talk to you after she's done snooping through my stuff and sniffing my bed for interlopers. LOL.

Esso posted on 2024-09-27 18:52:48   Reply   Private Reply


#2: Esso    To: Dakmar (#0)

It's been a long week.

Pac's right about that. BTW I don't snoop and sniff. I test, analyze and diagnose. Your pal is a horndog.

At least he's a good cook.

Kim

Esso posted on 2024-09-27 19:40:01   Reply   Private Reply


#3: Esso    To: All (#2)

We're watching a bootleg rebroadcast of the Ingraham Angle (Fox News) on EweToob. The pics out of Florida are striking. Fancy-ass houses with boats lined up in their front yards.

That'd suck. There was a scathing segment from a UAW guy bitching about EVs.

This election is not close. They're lying.

Esso posted on 2024-09-27 19:54:39   Reply   Private Reply


#4: ghostrider    To: Esso (#0)

I like to loudly comment about people who can't do their own shopping are a pain for those of us who do.

I have a DVD with Slim Pickings in it, Blazing Saddles.

ghostrider posted on 2024-09-28 09:25:40   Reply   Private Reply


#5: Esso    To: Dakmar (#1)

The president of your fan club is here.

Are you hiding from me? I was looking for you last night until the site went down about 8:00. Drinking with you not here isn't the same. Now it's too late.

Kim

Esso posted on 2024-09-29 15:06:01   Reply   Private Reply


#6: Dakmar    To: Esso (#5)

I've been busy with other stuff, too tired to think.

Dakmar posted on 2024-09-29 15:16:21   Reply   Private Reply


#7: Esso    To: Dakmar, Dr. Kimmy (#5)

If Kimmy was a toon...

It looks just like her.

Esso posted on 2024-09-29 15:25:02   Reply   Private Reply


#8: BTP Holdings    To: Esso (#7)

When we were working Security at Woodstock 94, toward the end of the three day show I was leaning on Jordan's (Jordan was running the crew.) shoulder watching this girl down front with her hooters out.

A medic tapped me on the shoulder. She said, "Are you alright?'

I replied, "Yeah, I'm just enjoying myself." LOL

BTP Holdings posted on 2024-09-29 15:37:59   Reply   Private Reply


#9: Esso    To: Dakmar (#6)

I've been busy with other stuff, too tired to think.

Sorry to hear that Dax. I'm glad that I didn't work Saturday. I'm finally starting to feel not pressured. I need to get things situated between my office and the hospital so I can have two days off consecutively. I don't want to be working six days and seventy plus hours per week. I'm thinking of closing my office on Mondays. It's going to be a lot of work for my receptionist but I'm getting burned out.

Pac's taking pretty good care of me. It's going to be hard going back to door dash and grub hub tomorrow. I've got him tied up in his kitchen now making dinner.

Esso posted on 2024-09-29 15:40:14   Reply   Private Reply


#10: Esso    To: All (#7)

It looks just like her.

My boobs aren't that big.

Kim

Esso posted on 2024-09-29 15:42:18   Reply   Private Reply


#11: Esso    To: BTP Holdings, 4um (#8)

"Yeah, I'm just enjoying myself." LOL

I've been likin' my and Doc's time together this weekend. She's usually wound up like a garage door spring ready to break. The second day together has her in pretty good shape.

"Are you alright?'

I've never met a set of tits that I didn't like.

Esso posted on 2024-09-29 16:17:20   Reply   Private Reply


#12: Esso    To: Kimmy, 4um (#10)

My boobs aren't that big.

I can confirm that. They're perfect. Maybe even drooping a little bit today now that your BP isn't at massive stroke level ;)

32A?

Esso posted on 2024-09-29 16:31:30   Reply   Private Reply


#13: Esso    To: Pacman (#11)

I've never met a set of tits that I didn't like.

You're a pig Pac. For somebody that probably knows more about trauma treatment and triage than most doctors do including myself you seem to enjoy playing a dummy. Your girlfriend Melissa with a radical mastectomy should've taught you something.

Breasts. Breasts.

Kim MD, dumbass.

Esso posted on 2024-09-29 17:04:52   Reply   Private Reply


#14: Esso    To: Pac Pig (#12)

32A?

B, dumbass.

Esso posted on 2024-09-29 17:07:00   Reply   Private Reply


#15: Esso    To: Kimmy, 4um (#13)

You're a pig Pac.

I know. You love bad boys, Doc.

For somebody that probably knows more about trauma treatment and triage than most doctors do including myself you seem to enjoy playing a dummy.

The correct terminology is Hoosier Hayseed. I think being self-effacing is charming to chicks.

Your girlfriend Melissa with a radical mastectomy should've taught you something.

She did. She taught me that nurses aren't shy or thin-skinned. I suppose that goes with the territory. She reveled in her nickname 'Daria.' I was the only man with enough stones to talk about it.

Breasts. Breasts.

Now yer talkin'! LOL!

Esso posted on 2024-09-29 17:20:02   Reply   Private Reply


#16: Esso    To: Kimmy (#14)

B, dumbass.

Thanks. I have all the info I need now. Expect a massive influx of pervy stuff from Temu now that I have all the specs.

Don't get me wrong, you look awesome in my giant 2xl T-Shirts. I'm just looking for a little better visual impact. I'll have you looking like Sophie in the cartoon in no time. :P

I love you, hon.

Esso posted on 2024-09-29 17:33:28   Reply   Private Reply


#17: Esso    To: Pac (#16)

Expect a massive influx of pervy stuff from Temu now that I have all the specs.

Why doesn't that suprise me? Just don't let the sluts you march through your house wear my stuff.

I'll have you looking like Sophie in the cartoon in no time.

Wrong horndog.

Esso posted on 2024-09-29 18:00:30   Reply   Private Reply


#18: Esso    To: Jim (#16)

I love you, hon.

I actually believe that.

Kim

Esso posted on 2024-09-29 18:02:31   Reply   Private Reply


#19: Esso    To: 4um, Kimmy (#18)

Me and Kim are just clowning around. If she didn't find me last Thanksgiving, I'd be dead.

Indiana banned PornHub. I should look into a VPN. Old Playboy magazines just don't get it.

Esso posted on 2024-09-29 18:11:58   Reply   Private Reply


#20: BTP Holdings    To: Esso (#9)

When we drove trucks for IWX, the dispatcher would make notes on the bills about the delivery time, such as "B4 9".

One delivery in Ohio, it was a security building. They unloaded me but forgot to sign the bills that the load was received.

When I got there, nobody was in the Guard shack. I stopped in there to get a signature the load was received.

There was this younger Strawberry blond in there. She looked at the bills and said, "Oh look. It says B4."

The company just needed a warm body in the Guard shack. She didn't necessarily have to be very bright. LOL

BTP Holdings posted on 2024-09-29 18:18:38   Reply   Private Reply


#21: Esso    To: BTP Holdings (#20)

The company just needed a warm body in the Guard shack. She didn't necessarily have to be very bright.

When I met Kimmy, she was way too young to go into bars so I made her a fake IN drivers license. I wonder where that went?

She's loved Mountain Jack's potato skins ever since. I'm making some for her now.

Esso posted on 2024-09-29 18:27:55   Reply   Private Reply


#22: Esso    To: All (#19)

I should look into a VPN. Old Playboy magazines just don't get it.

Don't waste your money Jim. Magazines don't give hand or blowjobs and don't have pussies. You're not going anywhere. 😍

Kim

Esso posted on 2024-09-29 18:33:26   Reply   Private Reply


#23: Esso    To: Kim (#22)

You're not going anywhere.

I know that. I haven't gone anywhere for 10+ years. You finding me was great though.

Magazines don't give hand or blowjobs and don't have pussies.

I know that too. Truckstops don't even have XX lot lizards anymore. The XY trannies chased them all off. I miss the Flying J outside of New Haven. They had good food.

Why do you think Pam was so worried about me in Thailand?

Esso posted on 2024-09-29 18:47:33   Reply   Private Reply


#24: Esso    To: Kimmy, 4um (#23)

Esso posted on 2024-09-29 18:51:06   Reply   Private Reply


#25: Esso    To: All (#21)

She's loved Mountain Jack's potato skins ever since. I'm making some for her now.

They are good. If I get bored this week, I might give you my recipe. I'm not exactly sure how Mountain Jack's did them (but I have an idea), but TGI Fridays sells frozen ones that are insanely expensive ($14 for ~8 potato halves).

Kimmy wants me to share it. She says it takes her back to her youth. LOL.

They're a little labor intensive unless you're trying to get laid, but not too bad. Stove, microwave, toaster oven. I don't use my big oven much, it overheats my little house at temps above 20F outside.

Esso posted on 2024-09-29 19:51:40   Reply   Private Reply


#26: Esso    To: Kimmy (#25)

I'll miss you until next weekend.

Esso posted on 2024-09-29 20:45:50   Reply   Private Reply


#27: Esso    To: All (#26)

Esso posted on 2024-09-29 22:14:57   Reply   Private Reply


#28: BTP Holdings    To: Esso (#9)

working six days and seventy plus hours per week.

I might have you beat on the number of consecutive hours worked. In winter on Illinois State Highways, we could work 12-hour shifts with possible 18 hours on weekends when the shifts changed from nights to days. One weekend they called me in 3 hours early for 18-hour shift.

I had to nap a couple of times before the end of that one. You know you been sleeping when you wake up and the windshield is snow covered. ;)

BTP Holdings posted on 2024-09-30 07:49:50   Reply   Private Reply


#29: BTP Holdings    To: Esso (#21)

I made her a fake IN drivers license.

When we worked concerts, one show at the Park West, we would not let a guy in because the I.D. he had did not look like him. We told him, "That might be your brother, but it's not you." ;)

BTP Holdings posted on 2024-09-30 08:07:29   Reply   Private Reply


#30: BTP Holdings    To: Esso (#14)

B, dumbass.

Those hooters I was watching at Woodstock 94 were more like D cup. They were pretty darn big. LOL

BTP Holdings posted on 2024-10-03 08:01:01   Reply   Private Reply