SHE'S COMPLETELY LOSING IT!!

Source: MEME THE LEFT
Published: Oct 19, 2024
Author: MEME THE LEFT
Post Date: 2024-10-19 12:09:21 by Esso
Views: 4243

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#1: Esso    To: All (#0)

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Esso posted on 2024-10-19 14:00:15   Reply   Private Reply

#2: Esso    To: All (#1)

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Esso posted on 2024-10-19 14:01:45   Reply   Private Reply

#3: Esso    To: All (#2)

NOBODY likes homo/pedo/tranny.

Obama SLAMS Men For Wanting Trump, Woke Woman Says White Men DESERVE To Suffer For Progress

Esso posted on 2024-10-19 14:03:28   Reply   Private Reply

#4: Dakmar    To: Esso (#0)

Dakmar posted on 2024-10-19 14:41:22   Reply   Private Reply

#5: Esso    To: Dakmar (#4)

I found you a new girlyfriend, but there's a few catches...

Stoppie Poppie 🔥🔥 🔥

She's really hard on tires and brakes, she's in France and a lesbian.

You'll have to settle for boring Kimmy when she gets here.

Trying to flirt 😅 😅

Esso posted on 2024-10-19 15:08:15   Reply   Private Reply

#6: Dakmar    To: Esso (#5)

Motorcycle stunt chick? You have grossly misinterpreted my lifestyle. Through no fault of my own, I must add.

Dakmar posted on 2024-10-19 15:22:24   Reply   Private Reply

#7: Esso    To: Dakmar, 4um (#5)

She's also not that great of a mechanic.

She should've drilled a hole at the end of the cracks to stop them from advancing, and she should've removed the piece first so she didn't drill into the dash.

Scarface 🤕

Maybe she swings both ways. You could sell yourself on how much money she and her friend could save on dildos.

Esso posted on 2024-10-19 15:24:13   Reply   Private Reply

#8: Esso    To: Dakmar (#6)

You have grossly misinterpreted my lifestyle.

I'm just trying to save you from your Mex muffler cutters.

You also don't need a million dollars for that, unless you want to sustain it.

Esso posted on 2024-10-19 15:31:36   Reply   Private Reply

#9: Dakmar    To: Esso (#8)

Mex muffler cutters.

The tattooed proctologists that run the late night ads for discount hemorrhoid surgery?

Dakmar posted on 2024-10-19 15:39:30   Reply   Private Reply

#10: Esso    To: Dakmar (#9)

I'm having a hard time figuring out what to cook for Doc. I know better than to text her and ask what she wants. Maybe I should wait 'til she gets here. IIRC, she wasn't much in the mood for eating last weekend. She paid for that Saturday. Good thing she's banging a professional hangover medic.

She should be happy with her flowers from last weekend anyway. They had several of these two, two and a half inch green pods that turned into big pink four to five inch tropical flowers. That's the best batch I think I've ever gotten her. Not bad for twelve bux.

Now we'll see if she believes my glitter story. Fortunately, I still have the evidence in the garage.

Esso posted on 2024-10-19 15:56:18   Reply   Private Reply

#11: Dakmar    To: Esso (#10)

I'm having a hard time figuring out what to cook for Doc.

Spinach Quesadillas

Dump chopped onions in a pan, cook for a bit
Dump on a bag of fresh spinach, cook for a bit

Scoop out

Throw flour tortilla in pan
Dump spinach/onions on tortilla
Toss in some Pepper Jack

Cook for a bit Fold

Cook for a bit

serve

Dakmar posted on 2024-10-19 16:01:35   Reply   Private Reply

#12: Dakmar    To: Esso (#10)

Good thing she's banging a professional hangover medic.

Ah. Scrambled eggs are my go to, but I try to keep hangover down time to a minimum anymore.

Dakmar posted on 2024-10-19 16:05:12   Reply   Private Reply

#13: Dakmar    To: Esso (#10)

After a night of heavy drinking, eat like two sometimes three servings of Activia yogurt. Alcohol kills gut bacteria, live cultures help replace it. I especially like the Blueberry, it has fiber, anti-oxidents, and turns my poop almost black. I don't know why the latter is beneficial, it's just one of those things I've noticed. I have to watch each BM flush lest it plug and overflow the low-flow commode.

Dakmar posted on 2024-10-19 16:11:40   Reply   Private Reply

#14: Dakmar    To: Esso, Kim (#13)

...Isn't is romantic...:)

Dakmar posted on 2024-10-19 16:14:23   Reply   Private Reply

#15: Esso    To: Dakmar (#14)

...Isn't is romantic...:)

There's worse things than spending the whole day in bed with her...

Esso posted on 2024-10-19 16:19:11   Reply   Private Reply

#16: Dakmar    To: Esso, Kim (#15)

There's worse things than spending the whole day in bed with her...

But does she know how to vent off a methane pocket?

Dakmar posted on 2024-10-19 16:21:00   Reply   Private Reply

#17: Dakmar    To: Esso (#15)

When will bio-toilet social justice humor finally be acceptable in semi-polite company? I try to approach the subject delicately. :)

Dakmar posted on 2024-10-19 16:26:12   Reply   Private Reply

#18: Dakmar    To: Esso, Kim (#16)

Dakmar posted on 2024-10-19 16:28:27   Reply   Private Reply

#19: Dakmar    To: Esso (#15)

Dakmar posted on 2024-10-19 17:08:48   Reply   Private Reply

#20: Esso    To: Dakmar (#19)

Women that work and cars that don't. Hubba hubba!

Esso posted on 2024-10-19 17:12:21   Reply   Private Reply

#21: Dakmar    To: Esso (#20)

Luscious thighs are no substitute for ideas. :)

I just got home from a protest where I was called an incel, but I tell you what, I dragged that little jew boy almost six blocks with that dog leash.

Dakmar posted on 2024-10-19 17:15:10   Reply   Private Reply

#22: Esso    To: Dakmar (#21)

Luscious thighs are no substitute for ideas.

They are for me.

Esso posted on 2024-10-19 17:20:03   Reply   Private Reply

#23: Dakmar    To: Esso (#22)

More power to you, brother. I like demure women, long skirts, no tatoos. :)

Dakmar posted on 2024-10-19 17:21:34   Reply   Private Reply

#24: Dakmar    To: Esso (#22)

Prettiest thing I ever met was a girl, 20 years old, worked across from me in office in 1988,89. Cute as a button, I had to stop myself from sneaking glances at her I was so infatuated. At 20, she was already married, to a guy much better looking (and no doubt nicer) than myself. He was also a better a provider, his father owned a security company or something. Best let it be, but God she was a darling little thing...I haven't seen her in years, but last time I saw her she gave me a hug. That made me feel like less of a monster.

Dakmar posted on 2024-10-19 17:31:52   Reply   Private Reply

#25: Esso    To: Dakmar (#17)

When will bio-toilet social justice humor finally be acceptable in semi-polite company?

I should scrub the toilets before Kimmy gets here. Wouldn't want to confirm my pig status.

Ugh.

Esso posted on 2024-10-19 17:32:08   Reply   Private Reply

#26: Dakmar    To: Esso, Kim (#25)

I should scrub the toilets before Kimmy gets here

Yes! Get on it, man!

Dakmar posted on 2024-10-19 17:35:31   Reply   Private Reply

#27: Esso    To: Dakmar (#26)

Get on it, man!

It was a mistake bringing that stupid gift bag in the house to photograph it. There was glitter all over my kitchen counter.

Jesus.

Esso posted on 2024-10-19 17:40:10   Reply   Private Reply

#28: Dakmar    To: Esso (#27)

It was a mistake bringing ... gift bag

That or hire a film crew, but who knows how things are going to play out...:)

But yes, glitter is always unwelcome in my abode.

Dakmar posted on 2024-10-19 17:44:00   Reply   Private Reply

#29: Esso    To: Dakmar, Dr. Kimmy (#28)

But yes, glitter is always unwelcome in my abode.

No wonder Kimmy drinks.

Esso posted on 2024-10-19 17:45:50   Reply   Private Reply

#30: Esso    To: Kimmy, Dakmar (#29)

No wonder Kimmy drinks.

Esso posted on 2024-10-19 17:48:04   Reply   Private Reply

#31: Dakmar    To: Esso (#30)

Can I borrow a dollar?

Dakmar posted on 2024-10-19 17:53:45   Reply   Private Reply

#32: Dakmar    To: Esso, AKA Stone (#30)

Maybe God is on our side, Esso. :)

Dakmar posted on 2024-10-19 17:59:06   Reply   Private Reply

#33: Dakmar    To: Esso (#30)

Yo mama!

Dakmar posted on 2024-10-19 18:06:35   Reply   Private Reply

#34: Esso    To: Dakmar (#32)

Maybe God is on our side, Esso.

You mean Odin? I'm an Asatruan, brutha. (I always thought it was Asatruar.)

Guess who just got here? "WHAT'S THE GLITTER ABOUT, PAC?"

LOL, I had to show her before she got too mad. It's a short weekend, I don't want to waste it.

We've got our stories straight, right?

She should be down shortly.

Esso posted on 2024-10-19 18:09:32   Reply   Private Reply

#35: Dakmar    To: Esso (#34)

You mean Odin? I'm an Asatruan, brutha.

I think coils are neat. Primary - secondary - discharge - ZAP! :)

Dakmar posted on 2024-10-19 18:12:07   Reply   Private Reply

#36: Dakmar    To: Esso (#34)

LOL, I had to show her before she got too mad. It's a short weekend, I don't want to waste it.

Pajama dance? I wish I was there...

Dakmar posted on 2024-10-19 18:13:29   Reply   Private Reply

#37: Dakmar    To: Esso, Kim (#34)

"WHAT'S THE GLITTER ABOUT, PAC?"

Sunbeams aren't made like me.

Dakmar posted on 2024-10-19 18:16:13   Reply   Private Reply

#38: Dakmar    To: All (#37)

Fuck, I can play that riff! A-something, right?

Dakmar posted on 2024-10-19 18:24:00   Reply   Private Reply

#39: Esso    To: Dakmar (#23)

I like demure women, long skirts, no tatoos.

I'm sending you something from my album on Pac's phone. I don't remember where it was from, I just remembered it.

It wasn't at my parents house or Jim's Mom's. The other Christmas pictures are completely different.

Kim

Esso posted on 2024-10-19 18:38:15   Reply   Private Reply

#40: Dakmar    To: Esso, Kim (#39)

I'm sending you something from my album on Pac's phone. I don't remember where it was from, I just remembered it.

Don't waste our time with Stevie Nicks, I don't hire out for donkey shows. :)

Dakmar posted on 2024-10-19 18:42:02   Reply   Private Reply

#41: Esso    To: Dakmar, Pacman (#37)

Sunbeams aren't made like me.

You're my sunbeam Dax. I'm sending you another polaroid from my album.

Esso posted on 2024-10-19 19:08:33   Reply   Private Reply

#42: Dakmar    To: Esso (#41)

You're my sunbeam Dax

Fine, but you didn't vote for me, did you slacker? Uh huh, I knew it. Why, why do you promise to support me but run away at the last minute?

Dakmar posted on 2024-10-19 19:13:46   Reply   Private Reply