The Secret to Coming Home Drunk Without Waking Her Up 😂 *Joelle Laughs for 20 seconds*

Source: Mike and Joelle
Published: Nov 1, 2024
Author: Mike and Joelle
Post Date: 2024-11-01 10:27:41 by Esso
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#1: Esso    To: All (#0)

The hell with it...

THE BAR IS OPEN!

Esso posted on 2024-11-01 16:04:53   Reply   Private Reply

#2: Esso    To: Kimmy, Dakmar, 4um (#1)

Esso posted on 2024-11-01 17:29:54   Reply   Private Reply

#3: Esso    To: Dakmar (#2)

I told you to quit hanging out with Eric Estrada. Did you listen?

No. I'm not bailing you out again. Kimmy's mad at you too.

Esso posted on 2024-11-01 22:07:59   Reply   Private Reply

#4: Esso    To: Dakmar, Dr. Kimmy (#3)

Kimmy's mad at you too.

The President of your Fan Club is going to be here tomorrow.

You better not let her down.

Those pics Kimmy sent you might be considered kiddy porn. I didn't see any bush or tit. you might be ok.

Esso posted on 2024-11-01 22:57:26   Reply   Private Reply

#5: Esso    To: All (#4)

Esso posted on 2024-11-01 23:13:34   Reply   Private Reply

#6: Esso    To: All (#5)

Esso posted on 2024-11-01 23:19:19   Reply   Private Reply

#7: Esso    To: Dakmar, Dr. Kimmy (#6)

I'm pretty sure that if you can get up here, we might be able to teach Doc a useful skill into the apocalypse. She's small so she won't eat much. I'll lean on her about stealing sutures and stuff, but I might have to show her some pics.

Bring any bottled water you have and a swim suit. I don't want your pubes in our water supply.

Esso posted on 2024-11-01 23:44:40   Reply   Private Reply

#8: Esso    To: Dakmar (#7)

AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T TELL ANYBODY ABOUT MY CARBURETOR THAT TURNS WATER/PISS INTO GASOLINE.

I don't want to die like my Dad.

Esso posted on 2024-11-02 00:02:19   Reply   Private Reply

#9: Esso    To: Dakmar, 4um (#8)

One of my jilted lovers is signed up.

Esso posted on 2024-11-02 00:15:17   Reply   Private Reply

#10: Esso    To: All (#9)

Too bad this kid couldn't have been on "Miami Vice."

Top 55 Celebrities You Didn't Know Were On Miami Vice

Esso posted on 2024-11-02 00:42:29   Reply   Private Reply

#11: Esso    To: Kimmy, Dakmar (#10)

I should have Kim buy this series to catch up with me so she knows the cultural references when we were apart. I have it all on VHS but they're mot available anymore.

Esso posted on 2024-11-02 01:13:09   Reply   Private Reply

#12: BTP Holdings    To: Esso (#2)

Miley Cyrus

We were working Billy Ray Cyrus in Chicago. At the end of the show he was taking too many gifts from the fans. The Teamsters pulled the plug on him since they wanted to break everything down and load up so they could go home.

I was standing behind the stage when Billy came past. I said, "Watch your step, Billy." since they were still cables running thru there. ;)

BTP Holdings posted on 2024-11-02 14:35:21   Reply   Private Reply

#13: BTP Holdings    To: Esso (#10)

Frank Zappa said, "I want my $2 Million." as if Crockett could carry that much cash around in his hip pocket. $1 Million in hundreds is a three foot cube. ;)

BTP Holdings posted on 2024-11-02 14:48:27   Reply   Private Reply