LOOK AT MY ASS!

Source: EweToob
Published: Nov 22, 2024
Author: Manon Mathews
Post Date: 2024-11-22 10:51:56 by Esso
Views: 2051

I think the news cycle is probably dead until the Friday Night News Dump (the news you're not supposed to see).

I should gear up and go to the dollar store and get some Xmas cards then go to Kroger and get Kimmy some flowers and treats for our SHORT weekend (I'm hoping for two days, we'll see).

I need to get to Costco and Gordon's food service, but now that nobody works on Friday anymore they'll be too busy and the traffic will be bad. Maybe early next week.


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I haven't looked a woman, or man, in the eyes for years (ex. Doc), I can tell when a person is lying to me when I look them in the eyes. It saves me the disappointment.

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#1: Esso    To: Kimmy, 4um (#0)

I should gear up and go to the dollar store and get some Xmas cards then go to Kroger and get Kimmy some flowers and treats for our SHORT weekend (I'm hoping for two days, we'll see).

The mission was a success. While at Kroger, I saw they had taco-size tortilla shells BOGO, so I backtracked and got the rest of the stuff to make tacos at-home. Kimmy's tyrannical taco deprivation on me is OVER! Guess what we're having this weekend?

My weekend starts now!

The flowers weren't great, the ball bounces funny sometimes. The ones I got her on the weekend before the election were awesome, it'll be hard to top those. The taco filling is in the simmer stage. Bring it on, Doc!

Esso posted on 2024-11-22 15:28:59   Reply   Private Reply


#2: Esso    To: Dakmar (#1)

Go help your little girly-friend diddle her iDooDads, Dakkie.

Testing out my DJI Pocket 3 in the hot tub!

Esso posted on 2024-11-22 15:42:46   Reply   Private Reply


#3: noone2222    To: Esso (#0)

LOOK AT MY ASS!

I expected a picture of "THE ROCK" ... however I am gratified that you had the decency to save us the trauma.

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#4: Esso    To: noone2222, 4um (#3)

I am gratified that you had the decency to save us the trauma.

But you still want me to roll the tape of me doing Nancy Pelosy at the Sheraton just outside of DC in the 80s, right?

Gawd, I didn't know I could get that drunk and still perform. I think she slipped me a Roofie.

Esso posted on 2024-11-22 16:18:16   Reply   Private Reply


#5: Esso    To: Angela, 4um (#0)

Happy Birthday, hon.

Ange is my neighbors wife. Her breast cancer from several years ago has metastasized into her internal organs. She doesn't have long.

They're part of my pseudo-adopted children, along with Sling Blade and the squirt. I don't think their children know yet, they don't want them to grieve all through her last days.

How TF am I ending up being the last man standing? I was used up over a decade ago.

Esso posted on 2024-11-22 16:55:32   Reply   Private Reply


#6: Esso    To: All (#0)

(Edit) Maybe NBC is distancing itself from the MS in NBC now that there's a chance that the homosexual pedophile Bill Gates (MS) is about to be outed for his dalliances on Epstein Island with underage boys.

Jesus, even his ugly-ass beard ex-wife thinks he's a creepo.

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#7: Esso    To: Dakmar, 4um (#6)

I've got a MAD little MD incoming any second. Lord, she's mad. This might be fun!

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#8: Esso    To: Dakmar, All (#7)

Lord, she's mad.

I am! I wanted to see my sister over Thanksgiving in Illinois but since I'm the odd man out "with no family" now that my divorce is final, I'm doing rounds in the hospital.

Dax, I'm gonna run your buddies house out of hot water in the shower and cry. When I come back, you better be here for me. I love you.

I should have listened to Jim, "Silence makes no mistakes." I had to talk about my D being final.

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#9: Esso    To: Dakmar, Dr. Kimmy (#8)

When I come back, you better be here for me. I love you.

Damn, I wonder if Doc would've made it past your house on the way to Carbondale.

When I pinged you to that glass marble guy the other day, I did it because I thought the guy was as cool as you. Total goof smartass, totally skilled. It broke my heart when his 'giraffe' masterpiece broke. He recovered pretty well.

He reminded me of you. I'll take care of Kimmy.

(Edit) Him wearing 'office-type' clothes for glass-making really put the hook in me.

Esso posted on 2024-11-22 19:00:15   Reply   Private Reply


#10: Esso    To: Dakmar (#9)

Where are you?

Kim

Esso posted on 2024-11-22 19:58:27   Reply   Private Reply


#11: Esso    To: (#10)

Esso posted on 2024-11-22 20:02:43   Reply   Private Reply


#12: Esso    To: Kim (#11)

Sorry your other boyfriend didn't show up...

Esso posted on 2024-11-22 20:39:41   Reply   Private Reply


#13: Dakmar    To: Esso, Kim (#10)

I'll be here all week, please don't mosh the waitresses.

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#14: Esso    To: Dakmar (#13)

Pac knows me too well, I have your addy programed into my GPS. I don't like my sister.

Kim

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#15: Esso    To: Dakmar (#13)

Esso posted on 2024-11-22 21:10:41   Reply   Private Reply


#16: Dakmar    To: Esso (#14)

How can we get rich while having fun and not hurting anyone? Insurance seems to be the big hangup.

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-22 21:12:41   Reply   Private Reply


#17: Esso    To: Dakmar (#16)

How can we get rich while having fun and not hurting anyone?

Jump on the Kimmy train. It's like banging an XX Elon musk.

Esso posted on 2024-11-22 21:18:49   Reply   Private Reply


#18: Esso    To: All (#17)

Jump on the Kimmy train. It's like banging an XX Elon musk.

I'm not sure how to think about that. I'm glad your here.

K

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#19: Esso    To: Dakmar (#16)

Loddy liked her overbite. I never knew what he meant.

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#20: Esso    To: Dakmar (#19)

Give Me Nine to Twelve Inches (Rare 1950s Song) by Jenny Tayla

😍 Kimmy

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#21: The_Rock    To: Esso (#20)

The_Rock posted on 2024-11-22 21:38:12   Reply   Private Reply


#22: Dakmar    To: Esso, The_Rock (#20)

Is Rob Reiner Jewish?

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#23: The_Rock    To: Esso (#20)

The_Rock posted on 2024-11-22 21:41:41   Reply   Private Reply


#24: Dakmar    To: The_Rock (#21)

Without even watching video I gotta say badass 70-71 Torino on front page.

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#25: The_Rock    To: Dakmar (#22)

Is Rob Reiner Jewish?

Rob Reiner is a douche bag.

Is Biden white?

Are you white?

You must be like Biden.

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#26: Dakmar    To: The_Rock (#25)

Are you white?

Like KillZ-All base primer? No, why do you ask?

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#27: Esso    To: The_Rock, Dakmar, Sling Blade, Dr. Kimmy, 4um (#21)

Two door, cool. Family, cool. Not tuned up to well, long start, hand crank windows, LOFL my first car with electric windows and door locks is the Clown Car.

I stopped after the car stuff. My younger sister was not unlike a retard blob.

I stopped at the normal life stuff. I never had that.

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#28: The_Rock    To: Esso (#27)

I stopped at the normal life stuff. I never had that.

I'm sorry to hear that.

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#29: Dakmar    To: Esso (#27)

My younger sister was not unlike a retard blob.

Kids called me retard blob all the time, and stole my milk money.

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#30: Esso    To: The_Rock, 4um (#28)

you can't talk to Jim that way.

Kim

Esso posted on 2024-11-22 22:24:20   Reply   Private Reply


#31: The_Rock    To: Esso (#30)

Fuck you. What I said about my younger Down's Syndrome sister Carol wasn't meant to be derogatory.

My ex-girlfriend

When you said normal life stuff. I thought you meant you didn't go places with your family and you had a rough childhood.

I wasn't trying to make fun of you but to show empathy.

Sorry if it came across that way.

I never knew you had a younger sister with Downs Syndrome.

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#32: Esso    To: The_Rock, from Dr. Kim (#31)

I never knew you had a younger sister with Downs Syndrome.

Yes he did. He sacrificed so much of his life protecting his mother and sister, I'm surprised he's still alive.

Jim's the nicest person you'd ever know. He could be your friend, too.

Kim

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#33: Esso    To: All (#32)

He sacrificed so much of his life protecting his mother and sister, I'm surprised he's still alive.

Kim

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