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#47: Dakmar    To: Esso (#45)

Try dividing 360 by 7 like my clock

Locked differential mud tires would squish you. Try again.

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-27 22:47:19   Reply   Private Reply


#48: Dakmar    To: Esso (#46)

I know, but some people never learn.

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-27 22:49:03   Reply   Private Reply


#49: Esso    To: Dakmar (#47)

Locked differential mud tires would squish you.

Is that some perverted analogy to the big, fat whore Parviellal?

Esso posted on 2024-11-27 22:49:28   Reply   Private Reply


#50: Dakmar    To: Esso (#45)

Try dividing 360 by 7 like my clock. Thinking about the gears gives me mini-strokes.

You ever color code a spreadsheet to slide under scrutiny of government inspectors?

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-27 22:51:14   Reply   Private Reply


#51: Dakmar    To: Esso (#49)

Is that some perverted analogy to the big, fat whore Parviellal?

Of course it is. Support your local Jews!

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-27 22:52:15   Reply   Private Reply


#52: Esso    To: Dakmar (#51)

Of course it is. Support your local Jews!

She wasn't a joo, more like Amazonian negress.

I'm trying to stay up late. If I'm up at zero-dark-hundred, I'll be shitfaced before Doc gets here tomorrow.

She keeps Viagra in her kit which is never needed, I don't know if there's a 4um pill.

Esso posted on 2024-11-27 22:57:59   Reply   Private Reply


#53: Dakmar    To: Esso (#52)

She keeps Viagra in her kit which is never needed, I don't know if there's a 4um pill.

Call Lou Reed, you have the makings of an epic there.

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-27 22:59:51   Reply   Private Reply


#54: Dakmar    To: Dakmar (#53)

Call Mister Lee, bitch

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-27 23:02:35   Reply   Private Reply



#56: Dakmar    To: Esso (#52)

Can I has a apple?

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-27 23:03:28   Reply   Private Reply


#57: Dakmar    To: Esso (#55)

Thanksgiving Dinner Will Be 19% More Expensive This Year Than Before Biden Was Elected

Get up and kill!

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-27 23:05:51   Reply   Private Reply


#58: BTP Holdings    To: Dakmar (#48)

We worked The Grateful Dead on several occasions in the Chicago area.

One show at Soldier Field the van pulled up and Jerry Garcia jumped out. Some guy on the local crew nailed him for an autograph.

Band Security started screaming, "Security, get this guy out of here!" I grabbed him and told him, "Disappear until this guy cools off." He told me, "Do you know what this signature is worth?"

I told him, "I don't care."

Jerry went for one last big hit on the crack pipe, and it killed him. I can recall watching a closed circuit of his inheritance proceedings. His two wives were fighting over who was going to get what. :-/

BTP Holdings posted on 2024-11-27 23:08:29   Reply   Private Reply


#59: Dakmar    To: BTP Holdings (#58)

I was never a Dead Head, and can't imagine a scenario where I'm not the evil MAGA nazi with the younger crowd. I'm fine with that, fuck them, run, commies, run! :)

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-27 23:17:32   Reply   Private Reply


#60: Esso    To: BTP Holdings, Dakmar (#58)

Jerry went for one last big hit on the crack pipe, and it killed him.

Bummer. Maybe it was a synthetic right-handed isomer of an exogenic compound with an ecgonine base.

That would work fast. Must've been a variation in the Ph.

Esso posted on 2024-11-27 23:18:01   Reply   Private Reply


#61: Dakmar    To: Esso (#60)

Bummer. Maybe it was a synthetic right-handed ion of an exomer with an ecgonine base.

That explanation has been on the margins of my notebook for years, thank you for bringing it into the mainstream.

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-27 23:20:33   Reply   Private Reply


#62: Esso    To: Dakmar, Horse, 4um (#61)

That explanation has been on the margins of my notebook for years, thank you for bringing it into the mainstream.

You're welcome, I just wish I could get Kim to spend more time with Horse so she would learn something about doctoring other than pills.

Esso posted on 2024-11-27 23:23:44   Reply   Private Reply


#63: Esso    To: Dakmar (#61)

Kimmy says the pharmaceutical companies send Chippendale strippers into medical gal's offices to push the latest pills.

We've got a lot of competition, Bubba. Doc says she doesn't look or participate. And she worries about me. I can't keep up with Pfizer, let alone being able to afford a BJ at the Flying J truck stop from the trannys that chased out all the women.

Esso posted on 2024-11-27 23:34:16   Reply   Private Reply


#64: BTP Holdings    To: Esso (#62)

other than pills

When we worked Security at Woodstock 94, some guy made an announcement, "Don't eat the green dots."

It was bad acid and people were freaking out. ;)

BTP Holdings posted on 2024-11-27 23:35:58   Reply   Private Reply


#65: Esso    To: BTP Holdings, 4um (#64)

"Don't eat the green dots."

Lightweights. Ever hear of MK Ultra? It's still extant, contrary to the "official story."

Ever noticed how nutted-up half the country is lately? Why is that?

Esso posted on 2024-11-27 23:40:00   Reply   Private Reply


#66: Dakmar    To: Esso (#63)

Kimmy says the pharmaceutical companies send Chippendale strippers into medical gal's offices to push the latest pills.

That coincides perfectly with my planned neighborhood wake up march to get sleepy locals to commit to one or another interpretation of bland pop lyrics.

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-27 23:40:13   Reply   Private Reply


#67: BTP Holdings    To: Esso (#63)

When we drove trucks to Florida every week, we would stop at truck stop in Jackson, Georgia. They had a good buffet there with really great Peach cobbler.

One time I was in the sleeper. When I woke up I heard a womans voice up front. I opened the sleeper cirtain and askedmy co-driver, "What's this all about?"

He replied, "She needs a ride to Tampa."

You know what happens when you get a woman in a truck with a couple of horny truckers. ROTFLMAO!

BTP Holdings posted on 2024-11-27 23:42:50   Reply   Private Reply


#68: Dakmar    To: BTP Holdings, Dr Kimmy (#64)

"Don't eat the green dots."

I dreamed I saw Joe Hill last night
alive as you or me
Said I but Joe you're ten years dead
I didn't die said he

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#69: BTP Holdings    To: Esso (#65)

Ever hear of MK Ultra?

Yes I have but the memories are a bit unclear because of the meningitis. :-/

BTP Holdings posted on 2024-11-27 23:46:23   Reply   Private Reply


#70: Dakmar    To: BTP Holdings, Esso (#69)

Can you spooks stop talking shop for ten seconds while I dedicate a song to a girl who touched my heart?

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-27 23:52:18   Reply   Private Reply


#71: Esso    To: Dakmar (#66)

Yes ~ Shoot High - Aim Low

That stuff is big and loud. a couple years ago at the FW Airshow, they had a C5 Galaxy on the ramp. I thought, cool, until my legs left me.

A long time ago, post 1995, I needed a bucket or two of 11s gravel. The guy in the office told me to go down and just get them. Some fucker in a four-story tall Cat dump truck, shop-copped me and ran up on me, "What are you doing down here!"

He about PTSD'd me to death. I guess I carried a lot of baggage out of Beirut.

Esso posted on 2024-11-27 23:55:53   Reply   Private Reply


#72: Dakmar    To: Esso (#71)

Don't let humans wither in blandness, or whatever you want to breed out of us. If you see something in humans you don't like - confront it! Punch ugliness square in the face! Buy my new album!

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-28 00:02:06   Reply   Private Reply


#73: Dakmar    To: BTP Holdings, Esso, Icarus (#69)

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-28 00:05:49   Reply   Private Reply


#74: Esso    To: Dakmar, BtP Holdings (#70)

Can you spooks stop talking shop for ten seconds while I dedicate a song to a girl who touched my heart?

No, I can't. Didn't you see the post about me and Pam in Thailand? She would follow me into the bathroom to pee.

She didn't like the lady-bois over there, and she didn't trust me. Not unlike Kimmy, she knew me too well.

It's all in my book.

Esso posted on 2024-11-28 00:08:14   Reply   Private Reply


#75: Esso    To: Dakmar (#73)

Icarus

I love you, Daedalus. LOL

Esso posted on 2024-11-28 00:09:48   Reply   Private Reply


#76: Dakmar    To: Esso (#74)

No, I can't. Didn't you see the post about me and Pam in Thailand?

I thought you were trying to trick me into purchasing a time-share near the old potato chip factory.

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-28 00:12:41   Reply   Private Reply


#77: Esso    To: Dakmar (#73)

I get no tubs, so I buy sinks again...

The plumber's song.

Esso posted on 2024-11-28 00:15:12   Reply   Private Reply


#78: Esso    To: Dakmar (#76)

I thought you were trying to trick me into purchasing a time-share near the old potato chip factory.

Costco took it. I get a free lifetime membership for the deal.

I miss Seyfert's.

Esso posted on 2024-11-28 00:17:54   Reply   Private Reply


#79: Dakmar    To: Esso, Kim (#77)

Be nice, ok? :)

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-28 00:21:50   Reply   Private Reply


#80: Esso    To: For Kimmy, Dakmar, 4um (#78)

Who's gonna drive you home tonight?

Esso posted on 2024-11-28 00:23:16   Reply   Private Reply


#81: Dakmar    To: Esso (#78)

I miss Seyfert's

I couldn't remember how it was spelled, every attempt implied gastrointestinal abnormality.

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-28 00:23:34   Reply   Private Reply


#82: Dakmar    To: Esso (#80)

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-28 00:24:47   Reply   Private Reply


#83: Esso    To: Dakmar (#79)

Be nice, ok?

No, but Kim likes slow songs, maybe just not that slow.

Will you trade me Bailey Brooks for a night with me in exchange with Kimmy?

Esso posted on 2024-11-28 00:36:52   Reply   Private Reply


#84: Dakmar    To: Esso (#80)

Will you help me fill out the application for 6.3 million dollars from Harris 2024 campaign to do a study on why some people react viscerally to the term "manhandled"?

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-28 00:39:18   Reply   Private Reply


#85: Dakmar    To: Esso (#83)

Will you trade me Bailey Brooks for a night with me in exchange with Kimmy?

Uhhh, what? Aren't they both vested with self ownership?

You're gonna need a guru for that type of skullduggery.

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-28 00:43:05   Reply   Private Reply


#86: Esso    To: Dakmar, 4um (#83)

Of course I'm kidding. I love Kimmy and Dakkie's little slut can't keep her legs together for two seconds. She's hot, too young, too needy.

If you want to see more, subscribe to Dakmar's OnlyFans page.

Don't forget me and Kimmy's OF page. She's totally hot. Sen. Lindsey Graham gave it 5 thumbs up. She thought I was hot.

Esso posted on 2024-11-28 00:47:05   Reply   Private Reply


#87: Esso    To: Dakmar, 4um (#85)

Uhhh, what? Aren't they both vested with self ownership?

You didn't get the memo?

Women have no rights anymore with Trump, they're property now, Bubba. (Source: MSNBC, CNN)

Esso posted on 2024-11-28 00:50:54   Reply   Private Reply


#88: Dakmar    To: Esso (#87)

Women have no rights anymore with Trump, they're property now.

You get Whoopi, I'll take that 70 something Brit gal that does railroad documentaries. If she'll have me...

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-28 00:55:36   Reply   Private Reply


#89: Esso    To: Dakmar (#88)

You get Whoopi,...

No, no. Women, not Simians.

I'll take that 70 something Brit gal that does railroad documentaries.

I don't know her, but if she's cute, I'll raise you a Maria Bartiromo.

Esso posted on 2024-11-28 00:59:54   Reply   Private Reply


#90: Dakmar    To: Esso (#87)

Ruth Goodman

That's her. God she is adorable.

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-28 01:00:19   Reply   Private Reply


#91: Esso    To: Dakmar (#90)

God she is adorable.

Your opinion is worthless without pics.

Esso posted on 2024-11-28 01:01:41   Reply   Private Reply


#92: Dakmar    To: Esso (#89)

Don't go spreading this around, but Maria Bartiromo pays my gas bill every month.

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-28 01:02:33   Reply   Private Reply


#93: Esso    To: Dakmar (#92)

You probably just plug her fat ass into your gas line.

Esso posted on 2024-11-28 01:04:58   Reply   Private Reply


#94: Dakmar    To: Esso (#91)

Your opinion is worthless without pics.

I just feel like I want to settle down with someone.

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-28 01:06:40   Reply   Private Reply


#95: Dakmar    To: Esso, ghostrider (#93)

You probably just plug her fat ass into your gas line.

Trying to import coffee addicted civits that can be trained to shoplift, but there are only so many trainers that will clean cages during the holidays.

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-28 01:09:53   Reply   Private Reply


#96: Esso    To: Dakmar (#94)

This is what Cari looked like, except with longer, salt and pepper grey hair and square granny glasses on her nose. She was 5'2", ~100 pounds and smelled really nice.

The eyes are exactly the same. I found that pic on the IMDb while me and Kim were watching the movie 1941 on EweToob free movies. Cari and I never really got together, Aleena was stuck here because of homosexual/pederast mayor Pete Buttplug's transportation crisis.

(Edit) Cari (Ramette) was wrinklier, like she was left in the microwave too long. She was an old farm gal that had too much sun, but she was as hot as you could get. She put the hook in me when she lectured a stupid young negro about the clot- shots when I was in line behind the cheesedick at her liquor store.

When it was my turn I told her, "You're my hero, and you're cute as a button."

We became friends while Aleena was waiting to go home if/when her cargo container go to Lithuania. Cari would hug me when I'd go into her store. I could smell her perfume when I got back to my office and out of my smoke filled truck. That was hot.

That's the end of the story. Aleena wet home and died from the shots in February, Cari died about the same time from the shots she was given, against her will from a routine surgical procedure a year or so before.

Kim caught up to me the following November. A year ago.

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