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#1: Horse    To: All (#0)

https://www.zerohedge.com/weather/greenland-surface-temperatures-fall-20-years-further-blow-climate-alarm-narrative

Greenland Surface Temperatures Fall For 20 Years In Further Blow To Climate-Alarm Narrative

All of this means that genuine attempts to explain the science around the climate changing are stuck in a ‘settled’ narrative hellhole.

Horse posted on 2024-11-27 07:16:53   Reply   Private Reply

#2: Horse    To: All (#1)

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2024/11/tren-de-aragua-recruiting-kids-nyc-tom-homan/

Tren De Aragua Recruiting Kids In NYC & Tom Homan Vows To Jail Elected Official

Horse posted on 2024-11-27 07:22:18   Reply   Private Reply

#3: BTP Holdings    To: Horse (#0)

The judge even told the convicted rapist during the trial: "You are well on your way to becoming a completely normal citizen here"

The Judge needs to define "normal" in this setting with a Muslim Syrian. ;)

BTP Holdings posted on 2024-11-27 07:56:12   Reply   Private Reply

#4: BTP Holdings    To: Horse (#1)

Greenland Surface Temperatures Fall For 20 Years In Further Blow To Climate-Alarm Narrative

It seems the glaciers in Greenland are in no danger of melting away any time soon. ;)

BTP Holdings posted on 2024-11-27 07:58:35   Reply   Private Reply

#5: Dakmar    To: BTP Holdings (#4)

I've scrapped all plans to grow vanilla in Greenland.

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-27 09:31:36   Reply   Private Reply

#6: ghostrider    To: Dakmar (#5)

Probably just as well, damned polar bears get into everything and poop.

ghostrider posted on 2024-11-27 13:30:13   Reply   Private Reply

#7: Dakmar    To: ghostrider (#6)

Ever heard of kopi luwak? Bear beans might be a big hit in Asia.

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-27 13:48:04   Reply   Private Reply

#8: ghostrider    To: Dakmar (#7)

Polar bears won't sheet vanilla beans, they will scat on them and I ain't talking about Ella or Mel. Nope, no body anywhere called polar bear poop velvet fog.

ghostrider posted on 2024-11-27 14:17:45   Reply   Private Reply

#9: Dakmar    To: ghostrider (#8)

All I know is if I ever go to Indonesia, I am not going to eat any corn.

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-27 14:37:53   Reply   Private Reply

#10: ghostrider    To: Dakmar (#9)

You should be okay as long as you don't chew gum or spray paint your name and/or club affiliation on the bus stops.

ghostrider posted on 2024-11-27 17:18:25   Reply   Private Reply

#11: BTP Holdings    To: Dakmar (#5)

Vanilla in Greenland

A much better place to grow Vanilla is Madagascar or Tahiti. ;)

BTP Holdings posted on 2024-11-27 18:02:39   Reply   Private Reply

#12: Esso    To: BTP Holdings, Dakmar (#11)

A much better place to grow Vanilla is Madagascar or Tahiti.

Dak can't go there. Digit-bending is punishable by death there.

Spinning monkeys on your dicq is the #1 and preferred career choice there. Goat fucking is #2.

(Edit) Digit-bending is computer programming for the uninitiated and dirty of mind.

Madagascar and Tahiti

Simple folks yet to experience the joys of white people or electricity.

Esso posted on 2024-11-27 18:21:54   Reply   Private Reply

#13: Dakmar    To: BTP Holdings (#11)

A much better place to grow Vanilla is Madagascar or Tahiti. ;)

You have got to learn to abandon this linear line of thinking! I hear there is gold in the mountains of Antarctica.

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-27 20:13:12   Reply   Private Reply

#14: Dakmar    To: Esso (#12)

Dak can't go there. Digit-bending is punishable by death there.

It's true, some sort of double reverse cripple correolis diktat.

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-27 20:14:57   Reply   Private Reply

#15: Esso    To: Dakmar (#14)

It's true, some sort of double reverse cripple correolis diktat.

I can't believe we're the only people that know shit like that.

Are we freaks?

Esso posted on 2024-11-27 20:16:56   Reply   Private Reply

#16: Dakmar    To: Kim (#12)

Cleanup on aisle 12

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-27 20:17:30   Reply   Private Reply

#17: Dakmar    To: Esso (#15)

Are we freaks?

I hope so, the normies disgust me.

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-27 20:18:32   Reply   Private Reply

#18: Esso    To: Dakmar (#16)

Cleanup on aisle 12

22 hours from now.

Esso posted on 2024-11-27 20:19:05   Reply   Private Reply

#19: Dakmar    To: Esso, Kim (#15)

Why isn't Nancy Reagan marching against Russian Tanks to ensure my right to a free nipple ring and a little foil pouch thoughtfully packed with antiseptic napkinette for self aftercare?

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-27 20:21:25   Reply   Private Reply

#20: Dakmar    To: Esso (#18)

22 hours from now.

Rather than try to decipher your riddle, I am going to share an anecdote.

And I will, as soon as I remember which one.

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-27 20:24:06   Reply   Private Reply

#21: Esso    To: Dakmar (#16)

I've got half the toilets cleaned in my hovel so far. I don't think I'll run the sweeper though. I wouldn't want Kim to get the misguided notion that I don't need a hot maid (or a sexbot).

A man has to know his limits.

Esso posted on 2024-11-27 20:26:27   Reply   Private Reply

#22: Esso    To: Dakmar (#20)

Rather than try to decipher your riddle,

Doc will be here 22 hours from now.

Has my drinking raised me to a new level of being?

Rand Paul belting out 80s tunes...

(Edit) He should'a stuck with the music. He looks like a dork in a suit and tie. JMHO.

Esso posted on 2024-11-27 20:30:03   Reply   Private Reply

#23: Dakmar    To: Esso (#21)

I let my workshop room get cluttered after so many weeks of just scooping tree shit out of my yard. Can you use a 5"x60 rusty pipe thing? Sorry, but I think the neighbor that sets up pool for grandkiddies is first in line for vinyl pool patch kit. You understand, don't you sweetie?

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-27 20:32:48   Reply   Private Reply

#24: Dakmar    To: Esso (#22)

Doc will be here 22 hours from now.

With the sketchy titled Aston Martin? I can't afford another slip-up, Jetson!

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-27 20:34:25   Reply   Private Reply

#25: Esso    To: Dakmar (#24)

With the sketchy titled Aston Martin?

Here's the deal, Bubbi, If she shows up in her non-descript white Toyota/Hyundai/KIA/Nissan 4-door blob, she's working Friday.

If Uber/Lyft delivers her to the secret airbase tomorrow, LOOK OUT! I'll have her for three whole days.

Esso posted on 2024-11-27 20:40:27   Reply   Private Reply

#26: Dakmar    To: Esso, Kim (#25)

she's working Friday.

"This would be a great job if it wasn't for the fucking customers" - Randall, Clerks

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-27 20:43:50   Reply   Private Reply

#27: ghostrider    To: Dakmar (#19)

Why isn't Nancy Reagan marching against Russian Tanks to ensure my right to a free nipple ring and a little foil pouch thoughtfully packed with antiseptic napkinette for self aftercare?

How many of those nipple thingys do you have? (no shit when I typed in nipple the auto suggestion word was clamp) but no mention of dancing to wild Turkish music.

ghostrider posted on 2024-11-27 20:46:23   Reply   Private Reply

#28: Dakmar    To: ghostrider (#27)

How many of those nipple thingys do you have?

With or without embossed advertising?

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-27 20:48:02   Reply   Private Reply

#29: Dakmar    To: ghostrider (#27)

but no mention of dancing to wild Turkish music

Should there be?

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-27 20:49:04   Reply   Private Reply

#30: ghostrider    To: Dakmar (#29)

It was all the rage back in '82, seemed it was mostly the guys stationed at unit five on det to Crete.

ghostrider posted on 2024-11-27 20:55:50   Reply   Private Reply

#31: ghostrider    To: Dakmar (#28)

Is any of the advertising nostalgic in nature?

ghostrider posted on 2024-11-27 20:58:35   Reply   Private Reply

#32: Dakmar    To: ghostrider (#30)

As long as I'm not expected to chant I am up for anything.

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-27 20:58:35   Reply   Private Reply

#33: Dakmar    To: ghostrider (#31)

Is any of the advertising nostalgic in nature?

Art deco, best I remember. Streamlined modern. Of cheap plastic. This is all going in my report! :)

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-27 21:01:34   Reply   Private Reply

#34: ghostrider    To: Dakmar (#32)

Speaking of chants; in '97 I was in England went on a tour of a monastery, got a bite to eat at their little cafe. That was where I met the Fish Friar and the Chip Monk.

ghostrider posted on 2024-11-27 21:05:37   Reply   Private Reply

#35: Esso    To: Dakmar (#26)

"This would be a great job if it wasn't for the fucking customers" - Randall, Clerks

I guess there's some jobs that don't fit into the M-F, 9-5 profile. Mine certainly didn't between 1980-1995. Hell, I never knew what time or day it was or what country Pam had me in.

I have an analog (one hand) day clock in my office. It only designates what day it is and noon (set to solar time) on the particular day. It's just past 3/4 after Wednesday now.

The only clock I really need now is a 'Countdown to Kimmy' klock, but I don't think that can be done with just gears and an AA battery.

I'll keep my day clock for now.

Esso posted on 2024-11-27 21:07:11   Reply   Private Reply

#36: Esso    To: Dakmar, 4um (#33)

This is all going in my report!

Don't forget the new TPS cover sheet.

Esso posted on 2024-11-27 21:09:30   Reply   Private Reply

#37: ghostrider    To: Dakmar (#33)

Rome did not become a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.

ghostrider posted on 2024-11-27 21:09:55   Reply   Private Reply

#38: Esso    To: ghostrider, 4um (#34)

I was in England went on a tour of a monastery, got a bite to eat at their little cafe.

Pam and me in London, circa late 80s. I'm the translucent bloke in the background.

Esso posted on 2024-11-27 21:14:54   Reply   Private Reply

#39: Dakmar    To: ghostrider (#37)

Rome did not become a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.

I know that! Don't you think I know that? That's so funny you don't think I know that! :)

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-27 21:35:45   Reply   Private Reply

#40: Dakmar    To: ghostrider, Esso (#37)

You can't prove I posted this!

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-27 21:38:57   Reply   Private Reply

#41: Dakmar    To: Esso (#35)

I have an analog (one hand) day clock in my office. It only designates what day it is and noon (set to solar time) on the particular day. It's just past 3/4 after Wednesday now.

I got on a weird 360 degree circular thinking bent and at peak psychosis understood it was very important that everyone understood that each five minute gradient on a 12 hour clock was exactly 30 degrees apart.

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-27 22:23:00   Reply   Private Reply

#42: Esso    To: Dakmar (#40)

You can't prove I posted this!

I'm wondering how you know my criminal lawyer.

I was only supposed to get 2 weeks in non-violence classes, not 26.

Not kidding. I had the "counsellors" so mad at me at the end, they wanted to kill me. Except the LatinX guy he was cool. The little faggot and the giant black whore were another story.

It happened before "woke" was a thing. I documented everything and copied the paperwork, which was verboten and forwarded my reports to the company. I thought it was a local abberation, but it was the woke movement personified.

You should've heard my final speech (confession). I got a standing ovation.

I met a guy named Ray, short, stocky, he looked like a short grizzly Adams. his big crime was beating to death an FBI informant that tried to molest his daughter. He did time in the big house for that, but his sentence was so unjust that he was remanded to my classes after they kicked him out of prison.

Ray was a good man, as were most of the men in my situation. Some were dirtbags, about a quarter of them. I lost track of Ray, probably in his late 30s. I miss him.

Long story short, the company reimbursed me for my time and expenses. I was as safe as a baby in its mother's arms with those bad boyettos.

Esso posted on 2024-11-27 22:33:44   Reply   Private Reply

#43: Dakmar    To: Esso (#42)

I was only supposed to get 2 weeks in non-violence classes, not 26.

Wasn't there a Beatles song explaining all this?

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-27 22:42:21   Reply   Private Reply

#44: Dakmar    To: Esso (#42)

I met a guy named Ray, short, stocky, he looked like a short grizzly Adams.

Haven't we all? First mistake: trust! :)

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-27 22:44:31   Reply   Private Reply

#45: Esso    To: Dakmar (#41)

You've got to beat a goob to death to be in my club. j/k, of course NSA.

I got on a weird 360 degree circular thinking bent and at peak psychosis understood it was very important that everyone understood that each five minute gradient on a 12 hour clock was exactly 30 degrees apart.

Try dividing 360 by 7 like my clock. Thinking about the gears gives me mini-strokes.

Esso posted on 2024-11-27 22:44:45   Reply   Private Reply

#46: Esso    To: Dakmar (#44)

First mistake: trust!

I know, but some people never learn.

Esso posted on 2024-11-27 22:46:11   Reply   Private Reply

#47: Dakmar    To: Esso (#45)

Try dividing 360 by 7 like my clock

Locked differential mud tires would squish you. Try again.

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-27 22:47:19   Reply   Private Reply

#48: Dakmar    To: Esso (#46)

I know, but some people never learn.

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-27 22:49:03   Reply   Private Reply

#49: Esso    To: Dakmar (#47)

Locked differential mud tires would squish you.

Is that some perverted analogy to the big, fat whore Parviellal?

Esso posted on 2024-11-27 22:49:28   Reply   Private Reply

#50: Dakmar    To: Esso (#45)

Try dividing 360 by 7 like my clock. Thinking about the gears gives me mini-strokes.

You ever color code a spreadsheet to slide under scrutiny of government inspectors?

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-27 22:51:14   Reply   Private Reply

#51: Dakmar    To: Esso (#49)

Is that some perverted analogy to the big, fat whore Parviellal?

Of course it is. Support your local Jews!

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-27 22:52:15   Reply   Private Reply

#52: Esso    To: Dakmar (#51)

Of course it is. Support your local Jews!

She wasn't a joo, more like Amazonian negress.

I'm trying to stay up late. If I'm up at zero-dark-hundred, I'll be shitfaced before Doc gets here tomorrow.

She keeps Viagra in her kit which is never needed, I don't know if there's a 4um pill.

Esso posted on 2024-11-27 22:57:59   Reply   Private Reply

#53: Dakmar    To: Esso (#52)

She keeps Viagra in her kit which is never needed, I don't know if there's a 4um pill.

Call Lou Reed, you have the makings of an epic there.

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-27 22:59:51   Reply   Private Reply

#54: Dakmar    To: Dakmar (#53)

Call Mister Lee, bitch

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-27 23:02:35   Reply   Private Reply

#56: Dakmar    To: Esso (#52)

Can I has a apple?

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-27 23:03:28   Reply   Private Reply

#57: Dakmar    To: Esso (#55)

Thanksgiving Dinner Will Be 19% More Expensive This Year Than Before Biden Was Elected

Get up and kill!

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-27 23:05:51   Reply   Private Reply

#58: BTP Holdings    To: Dakmar (#48)

We worked The Grateful Dead on several occasions in the Chicago area.

One show at Soldier Field the van pulled up and Jerry Garcia jumped out. Some guy on the local crew nailed him for an autograph.

Band Security started screaming, "Security, get this guy out of here!" I grabbed him and told him, "Disappear until this guy cools off." He told me, "Do you know what this signature is worth?"

I told him, "I don't care."

Jerry went for one last big hit on the crack pipe, and it killed him. I can recall watching a closed circuit of his inheritance proceedings. His two wives were fighting over who was going to get what. :-/

BTP Holdings posted on 2024-11-27 23:08:29   Reply   Private Reply

#59: Dakmar    To: BTP Holdings (#58)

I was never a Dead Head, and can't imagine a scenario where I'm not the evil MAGA nazi with the younger crowd. I'm fine with that, fuck them, run, commies, run! :)

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-27 23:17:32   Reply   Private Reply

#60: Esso    To: BTP Holdings, Dakmar (#58)

Jerry went for one last big hit on the crack pipe, and it killed him.

Bummer. Maybe it was a synthetic right-handed isomer of an exogenic compound with an ecgonine base.

That would work fast. Must've been a variation in the Ph.

Esso posted on 2024-11-27 23:18:01   Reply   Private Reply

#61: Dakmar    To: Esso (#60)

Bummer. Maybe it was a synthetic right-handed ion of an exomer with an ecgonine base.

That explanation has been on the margins of my notebook for years, thank you for bringing it into the mainstream.

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-27 23:20:33   Reply   Private Reply

#62: Esso    To: Dakmar, Horse, 4um (#61)

That explanation has been on the margins of my notebook for years, thank you for bringing it into the mainstream.

You're welcome, I just wish I could get Kim to spend more time with Horse so she would learn something about doctoring other than pills.

Esso posted on 2024-11-27 23:23:44   Reply   Private Reply

#63: Esso    To: Dakmar (#61)

Kimmy says the pharmaceutical companies send Chippendale strippers into medical gal's offices to push the latest pills.

We've got a lot of competition, Bubba. Doc says she doesn't look or participate. And she worries about me. I can't keep up with Pfizer, let alone being able to afford a BJ at the Flying J truck stop from the trannys that chased out all the women.

Esso posted on 2024-11-27 23:34:16   Reply   Private Reply

#64: BTP Holdings    To: Esso (#62)

other than pills

When we worked Security at Woodstock 94, some guy made an announcement, "Don't eat the green dots."

It was bad acid and people were freaking out. ;)

BTP Holdings posted on 2024-11-27 23:35:58   Reply   Private Reply

#65: Esso    To: BTP Holdings, 4um (#64)

"Don't eat the green dots."

Lightweights. Ever hear of MK Ultra? It's still extant, contrary to the "official story."

Ever noticed how nutted-up half the country is lately? Why is that?

Esso posted on 2024-11-27 23:40:00   Reply   Private Reply

#66: Dakmar    To: Esso (#63)

Kimmy says the pharmaceutical companies send Chippendale strippers into medical gal's offices to push the latest pills.

That coincides perfectly with my planned neighborhood wake up march to get sleepy locals to commit to one or another interpretation of bland pop lyrics.

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-27 23:40:13   Reply   Private Reply

#67: BTP Holdings    To: Esso (#63)

When we drove trucks to Florida every week, we would stop at truck stop in Jackson, Georgia. They had a good buffet there with really great Peach cobbler.

One time I was in the sleeper. When I woke up I heard a womans voice up front. I opened the sleeper cirtain and askedmy co-driver, "What's this all about?"

He replied, "She needs a ride to Tampa."

You know what happens when you get a woman in a truck with a couple of horny truckers. ROTFLMAO!

BTP Holdings posted on 2024-11-27 23:42:50   Reply   Private Reply

#68: Dakmar    To: BTP Holdings, Dr Kimmy (#64)

"Don't eat the green dots."

I dreamed I saw Joe Hill last night
alive as you or me
Said I but Joe you're ten years dead
I didn't die said he

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-27 23:44:01   Reply   Private Reply

#69: BTP Holdings    To: Esso (#65)

Ever hear of MK Ultra?

Yes I have but the memories are a bit unclear because of the meningitis. :-/

BTP Holdings posted on 2024-11-27 23:46:23   Reply   Private Reply

#70: Dakmar    To: BTP Holdings, Esso (#69)

Can you spooks stop talking shop for ten seconds while I dedicate a song to a girl who touched my heart?

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-27 23:52:18   Reply   Private Reply

#71: Esso    To: Dakmar (#66)

Yes ~ Shoot High - Aim Low

That stuff is big and loud. a couple years ago at the FW Airshow, they had a C5 Galaxy on the ramp. I thought, cool, until my legs left me.

A long time ago, post 1995, I needed a bucket or two of 11s gravel. The guy in the office told me to go down and just get them. Some fucker in a four-story tall Cat dump truck, shop-copped me and ran up on me, "What are you doing down here!"

He about PTSD'd me to death. I guess I carried a lot of baggage out of Beirut.

Esso posted on 2024-11-27 23:55:53   Reply   Private Reply

#72: Dakmar    To: Esso (#71)

Don't let humans wither in blandness, or whatever you want to breed out of us. If you see something in humans you don't like - confront it! Punch ugliness square in the face! Buy my new album!

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-28 00:02:06   Reply   Private Reply

#73: Dakmar    To: BTP Holdings, Esso, Icarus (#69)

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-28 00:05:49   Reply   Private Reply

#74: Esso    To: Dakmar, BtP Holdings (#70)

Can you spooks stop talking shop for ten seconds while I dedicate a song to a girl who touched my heart?

No, I can't. Didn't you see the post about me and Pam in Thailand? She would follow me into the bathroom to pee.

She didn't like the lady-bois over there, and she didn't trust me. Not unlike Kimmy, she knew me too well.

It's all in my book.

Esso posted on 2024-11-28 00:08:14   Reply   Private Reply

#75: Esso    To: Dakmar (#73)

Icarus

I love you, Daedalus. LOL

Esso posted on 2024-11-28 00:09:48   Reply   Private Reply

#76: Dakmar    To: Esso (#74)

No, I can't. Didn't you see the post about me and Pam in Thailand?

I thought you were trying to trick me into purchasing a time-share near the old potato chip factory.

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-28 00:12:41   Reply   Private Reply

#77: Esso    To: Dakmar (#73)

I get no tubs, so I buy sinks again...

The plumber's song.

Esso posted on 2024-11-28 00:15:12   Reply   Private Reply

#78: Esso    To: Dakmar (#76)

I thought you were trying to trick me into purchasing a time-share near the old potato chip factory.

Costco took it. I get a free lifetime membership for the deal.

I miss Seyfert's.

Esso posted on 2024-11-28 00:17:54   Reply   Private Reply

#79: Dakmar    To: Esso, Kim (#77)

Be nice, ok? :)

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-28 00:21:50   Reply   Private Reply

#80: Esso    To: For Kimmy, Dakmar, 4um (#78)

Who's gonna drive you home tonight?

Esso posted on 2024-11-28 00:23:16   Reply   Private Reply

#81: Dakmar    To: Esso (#78)

I miss Seyfert's

I couldn't remember how it was spelled, every attempt implied gastrointestinal abnormality.

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-28 00:23:34   Reply   Private Reply

#82: Dakmar    To: Esso (#80)

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-28 00:24:47   Reply   Private Reply

#83: Esso    To: Dakmar (#79)

Be nice, ok?

No, but Kim likes slow songs, maybe just not that slow.

Will you trade me Bailey Brooks for a night with me in exchange with Kimmy?

Esso posted on 2024-11-28 00:36:52   Reply   Private Reply

#84: Dakmar    To: Esso (#80)

Will you help me fill out the application for 6.3 million dollars from Harris 2024 campaign to do a study on why some people react viscerally to the term "manhandled"?

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-28 00:39:18   Reply   Private Reply

#85: Dakmar    To: Esso (#83)

Will you trade me Bailey Brooks for a night with me in exchange with Kimmy?

Uhhh, what? Aren't they both vested with self ownership?

You're gonna need a guru for that type of skullduggery.

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-28 00:43:05   Reply   Private Reply

#86: Esso    To: Dakmar, 4um (#83)

Of course I'm kidding. I love Kimmy and Dakkie's little slut can't keep her legs together for two seconds. She's hot, too young, too needy.

If you want to see more, subscribe to Dakmar's OnlyFans page.

Don't forget me and Kimmy's OF page. She's totally hot. Sen. Lindsey Graham gave it 5 thumbs up. She thought I was hot.

Esso posted on 2024-11-28 00:47:05   Reply   Private Reply

#87: Esso    To: Dakmar, 4um (#85)

Uhhh, what? Aren't they both vested with self ownership?

You didn't get the memo?

Women have no rights anymore with Trump, they're property now, Bubba. (Source: MSNBC, CNN)

Esso posted on 2024-11-28 00:50:54   Reply   Private Reply

#88: Dakmar    To: Esso (#87)

Women have no rights anymore with Trump, they're property now.

You get Whoopi, I'll take that 70 something Brit gal that does railroad documentaries. If she'll have me...

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-28 00:55:36   Reply   Private Reply

#89: Esso    To: Dakmar (#88)

You get Whoopi,...

No, no. Women, not Simians.

I'll take that 70 something Brit gal that does railroad documentaries.

I don't know her, but if she's cute, I'll raise you a Maria Bartiromo.

Esso posted on 2024-11-28 00:59:54   Reply   Private Reply

#90: Dakmar    To: Esso (#87)

Ruth Goodman

That's her. God she is adorable.

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-28 01:00:19   Reply   Private Reply

#91: Esso    To: Dakmar (#90)

God she is adorable.

Your opinion is worthless without pics.

Esso posted on 2024-11-28 01:01:41   Reply   Private Reply

#92: Dakmar    To: Esso (#89)

Don't go spreading this around, but Maria Bartiromo pays my gas bill every month.

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-28 01:02:33   Reply   Private Reply

#93: Esso    To: Dakmar (#92)

You probably just plug her fat ass into your gas line.

Esso posted on 2024-11-28 01:04:58   Reply   Private Reply

#94: Dakmar    To: Esso (#91)

Your opinion is worthless without pics.

I just feel like I want to settle down with someone.

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-28 01:06:40   Reply   Private Reply

#95: Dakmar    To: Esso, ghostrider (#93)

You probably just plug her fat ass into your gas line.

Trying to import coffee addicted civits that can be trained to shoplift, but there are only so many trainers that will clean cages during the holidays.

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-28 01:09:53   Reply   Private Reply

#96: Esso    To: Dakmar (#94)

This is what Cari looked like, except with longer, salt and pepper grey hair and square granny glasses on her nose. She was 5'2", ~100 pounds and smelled really nice.

The eyes are exactly the same. I found that pic on the IMDb while me and Kim were watching the movie 1941 on EweToob free movies. Cari and I never really got together, Aleena was stuck here because of homosexual/pederast mayor Pete Buttplug's transportation crisis.

(Edit) Cari (Ramette) was wrinklier, like she was left in the microwave too long. She was an old farm gal that had too much sun, but she was as hot as you could get. She put the hook in me when she lectured a stupid young negro about the clot- shots when I was in line behind the cheesedick at her liquor store.

When it was my turn I told her, "You're my hero, and you're cute as a button."

We became friends while Aleena was waiting to go home if/when her cargo container go to Lithuania. Cari would hug me when I'd go into her store. I could smell her perfume when I got back to my office and out of my smoke filled truck. That was hot.

That's the end of the story. Aleena wet home and died from the shots in February, Cari died about the same time from the shots she was given, against her will from a routine surgical procedure a year or so before.

Kim caught up to me the following November. A year ago.

Esso posted on 2024-11-28 01:24:37   Reply   Private Reply

#97: Dakmar    To: Esso, Kim (#96)

while me and Kim were watching the movie 1941

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-28 01:28:47   Reply   Private Reply

#98: Dakmar    To: Esso (#96)

humor me

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-28 01:30:25   Reply   Private Reply

#99: Esso    To: Dakmar (#98)

I wonder if my mama breast fed me. I honestly don't remember, I'll bet she did. I think that's why I'm not gay and insane.

I love women's tits a lot.

Esso posted on 2024-11-28 02:05:22   Reply   Private Reply

#100: Dakmar    To: Esso (#99)

I've spent the last few minutes pestering morons on Yahoo about whether or not it is socially acceptable to hate a man for the color of his skin, be it white, red, yellow, brown, black, or orange.

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-28 02:11:34   Reply   Private Reply

#101: Dakmar    To: Esso, The_Rock (#99)

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-28 02:13:31   Reply   Private Reply

#102: BTP Holdings    To: Esso (#21)

A man has to know his limits.

BTP Holdings posted on 2024-11-28 14:57:06   Reply   Private Reply

#103: BTP Holdings    To: Esso (#71)

One winter on millions State Highways there was so much snow they called for loaders from gravel pits with 7 yard buckets.

The guy got out there and opened the door, "Where do you want it?" We told him, "Anywhere. Just get it off the road."

He was throwing scoops over a guard rail. There was a flash of color. He had thrown a car over the guard rail.

We stopped him and put a chain on the car and pulled it up and set it on the road. There wasn't a scratch on it. The snow acted as a buffer. ;)

BTP Holdings posted on 2024-11-29 10:43:50   Reply   Private Reply

#104: BTP Holdings    To: Esso (#71)

a lot of baggage

There are a lot of memories I wish I could recall.

But when we drove trucks for Vestal, one guy was driving the tractor me and my codriver usually had.

He was going thru a scale house in South Dakota. A dog keyed on the truck and they stopped him. They climbed all over those boxes of flowers in the trailer.

They ran his license and found he had a warrant in Texas and he was extradition.

It must have been a felony warrant since they would not have done that over a misdemeanor.

I sure am glad I was not with him on that trip. You know that truck got shut down at the scale until his codrivers log caught up. And then he had to finish the run by himself.

One time we picked up a load of fresh frozen chickens in Nebraska. I had this green kid named Chad with me. The load was going to AG wholesale in Springfield, MO.

I got him to thr point there was no way he could make a mistake. "You go to the 4 way stop and make a left turn then go across the river and take I-29 south.

I hit the sleeper. I woke up and opened the curtain just in time to see the sign KANSAS STATE LINE 4 MILES.

I said stop this truck right now. How are you going to explain being in Kansas when you're not supposed to be there?"

I had to back us into a gravel road, turn us around and get us back to the I testate in Missouri and then route us around the scale since if they were checking logs it would have been heavy fines.

I told him to wake me up if he was not sure if he was on the right road. Up north MO HWY 7 takes a lazy curve south before it heads east again to U.S. 65. He woke me up and I could tell by the angle the tractor was sitting he was on the right toad. I told him, Keep going. You're on the right road."

u.s. 65 was a 4 way stop with rumble strips to wake you up. We had all day to get to Springfield.

And that missed turn was the second one that trip. He missed one in Florida too. I bet that kid is no longer driving trucks. He just couldn't find his way around it is not very hard to read signs either. ;)

BTP Holdings posted on 2024-11-30 09:59:59   Reply   Private Reply

#105: BTP Holdings    To: Esso (#87)

women have no rights

When we worked concerts after the show was over we would mess with the groupies. These were the girls that loved the band but did not have connections for back stage passes.

First we would tell them, "We might be able to get you back stage." And they would say, "Really?"

Then we would tell them, "Yeah, and we might even let you speak into the mivrophone.' And they would say, "Wow!" ROTFLMAO

BTP Holdings posted on 2024-11-30 10:10:47   Reply   Private Reply

#106: BTP Holdings    To: Esso (#12)

Goar fucking

In Chicago a long while back, the P.D. got a call about a prowler at the Farm in the Zoo.

Two cops walked into the barn and caught this Packistani boinking a cow.

That Paki must have been hung like a horse.

I bet those cops were laughing their asses off. ROTFLMAO!

BTP Holdings posted on 2024-12-01 18:44:00   Reply   Private Reply

#107: BTP Holdings    To: Dakmar (#79)

Kris Kristofferson landed a helicopter in Johnny Cash's front yard and convinced him to record Sunday Mornin' Coming Down.

It was a really big hit for Johnny. ;)

BTP Holdings posted on 2024-12-01 18:50:52   Reply   Private Reply

#108: BTP Holdings    To: Dakmar (#84)

manhandled

We were working a concert at Medusa"s. It was a juice bar on Sheffield about a mile south of Wrigley Field. It was in 2nd floor ans was a long flight of stairs down to the street. If you were throwing someone out, you couldn't get them out if they were out of control.

I grabbed this big guy for trying to get onstage. He was pretty wild going out with his arms raised up.

I get him out the door at rop of stairs and tried to take his legs out. It didn't work, so I reversed it. I slipped him into a left handed half Nelson, grabbed his right arm and moved him 5 or 6 feet and thumped his head on cor er of wall by entrance to ladies room.

That brought him down a few notches. As soon as I cussed, the boss came running up the stairs. Just before he closed the door to the concert hall I looked. My ex partner was in there and he gave me "thumbs up",

Al was taking tickets. He said to me, "He was a big boy. You really manhandled hum."

You know what he said to Archie at the bottom of the stairs? "Where is the nearest liquor store?"

That would have been Brown Derby a block south.

Do you think maybe he needed it to kill the pain? ROTFLMAO

BTP Holdings posted on 2024-12-01 19:08:13   Reply   Private Reply

#109: Dakmar    To: BTP Holdings (#108)

manhandled

Have you ever met Lee Ving?

DISCO-Nected!!!!@! :)

Dakmar posted on 2024-12-02 20:47:40   Reply   Private Reply

#110: Dakmar    To: Esso, Kim (#109)

Course #1 in my home psychology regime.

Dakmar posted on 2024-12-02 20:51:31   Reply   Private Reply