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#1: Esso    To: All (#0)

I just got my sister's Christmas present on the way. 2015-2019 SUBARU OUTBACK REAR CENTER SEAT BELT RETRACTOR ASSEMBLY [w/belt] TAN OEM - Expected by: Thu, Dec 5. One of her damn foster dogs chewed the belt in half. If memory serves, I seem to recall doing the same thing for her birthday in September. She needs to get that dog a muzzle.

Now I need to figure out what to do for Doc. What do you get a gal that could buy anything she wants for herself? She's like buying for Elon Musk. I suppose if he wants something he just gets it.

Esso posted on 2024-12-03 14:18:04   Reply   Private Reply

#2: Esso    To: All, Horse (#0)

Slow News Day

Must be if I'm posting more than Horse.

Esso posted on 2024-12-03 17:57:03   Reply   Private Reply

#3: Horse    To: Esso (#2)

I went out get new health insurance for next year. Then I came home and went to sleep.

Horse posted on 2024-12-03 19:13:54   Reply   Private Reply

#4: Esso    To: Horse, 4um (#3)

I went out get new health insurance for next year.

I'm sure your's goes better than mine. Thank god I keep my AGI low (it's not means-tested). Goob pays over $1,000/mo for me (their system, not mine).

Kimmy and I were discussing getting married this weekend. Her group policy would cover me, to a point, but not totally.

The bonus plan is that we could hire Elon Musk as our butler, but Kim still won't let me have a maid (or a SexBot that looks like her).

Can't win for losing.

Then I came home and went to sleep.

Esso posted on 2024-12-03 19:29:41   Reply   Private Reply

#5: Esso    To: All (#4)

DAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Esso posted on 2024-12-03 19:44:46   Reply   Private Reply

#6: Esso    To: Horse, 4um (#3)

Can I be the Godfather of your son when Baily finally delivers? I would be honored, Horse.

Horse's honey. She's not showing yet. He wanted me to break the news.

I think I see a little baby-bump there, Horse, you Dawg.

Esso posted on 2024-12-03 20:09:50   Reply   Private Reply

#7: ghostrider    To: Esso (#0)

I joined as support group for recovering hypochondriacs, they say the hardest part is admitting you don't have a problem.

ghostrider posted on 2024-12-03 20:21:54   Reply   Private Reply

#8: Esso    To: ghostrider (#7)

Cute. I'm still relying on my prostate supplements, though.

Nobody's putting their finger up there. Me and Kim have a reciprocal agreement.

Much unlike that Ukraine thingy-dingy.

Esso posted on 2024-12-03 20:49:44   Reply   Private Reply

#9: Esso    To: Kim (#8)

Esso posted on 2024-12-03 20:52:21   Reply   Private Reply

#10: Esso    To: Kimmy, 4um (#9)

You started this, Doc.

Watch before Neil takes it down. XXX rated. EweToob rated A-OK!

The Ultimate B***J** - Part 1

The Ultimate B***J** - Part 2

You goaded me into it, and here I am alone, with my dicq in my hands.

A friend of yours?

Esso posted on 2024-12-03 21:17:31   Reply   Private Reply

#11: ghostrider    To: Esso (#8)

The urologist said my prostrate is in excellent shape, I was deeply touched.

ghostrider posted on 2024-12-03 22:12:48   Reply   Private Reply

#12: Esso    To: ghostrider (#11)

TMI post

Kim and I have an agreement, no diagnosis, no butt stuff.

I'm a better MD than she is. My bailiwick is in cars.

I had some medic training in the past, they didn't take the book away.

Esso posted on 2024-12-03 22:42:15   Reply   Private Reply