UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATERS EPISODE 2

Source: MEME THE LEFT
Published: Dec 20, 2024
Author: MEME THE LEFT
Post Date: 2024-12-20 09:22:21 by Esso
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Looks like we're getting the first real snow of the year in "The City That Saved Itself." I wanted to get to the store for some stuff for me and Kim this weekend. I think I'll sit out the demolition derby today. I've used up my lifetime supply of 'Get Out of the Hospital Alive' fatal automotive accident cards in 2013.

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#1: Esso    To: All (#0)

Purple-haired mummy has an ABSOLUTE MELTDOWN over Elon Musk REJECTING pork-filled bill

Esso posted on 2024-12-20 09:35:02   Reply   Private Reply


#2: Esso    To: All (#1)

I'll be interested to see all the crooks Prez Pedo pardons. I read it's over 5,000 so far.

LIVE SHOCK : THAT MOMENT STUNNED THE WORLD!

Esso posted on 2024-12-20 11:16:44   Reply   Private Reply


#3: Esso    To: Dakmar, Dr. Kimmy, 4um (#2)

How did I miss out on a dreamy girl like this?

85% jiz by weight. Blood type: J-.

Esso posted on 2024-12-20 15:10:56   Reply   Private Reply


#4: Esso    To: Dakmar (#3)

The little president of your fan club, Dr. Kimmy/Mini-Melania/Docmar is supposed to be here approximately 1800EDT.

Get your shit squared away and gear up, Dakkie.

Esso posted on 2024-12-20 17:18:27   Reply   Private Reply


#5: Esso    To: Sling Blade (#4)

Get your shit squared away and gear up

That goes for you too. Your step-Godmother is going to be here any minute.

You should be healed up from Tronic last night by now, @DJLJ.

Esso posted on 2024-12-20 17:56:31   Reply   Private Reply


#6: Esso    To: Vladimir Putin, 4um (#5)

LOFL! Give me a platoon of Spetsnaz and I could overthrow the US before Christmas Eve.

The estrogen is so thick you can cut it with a knife.

Esso posted on 2024-12-20 18:16:33   Reply   Private Reply


#7: Esso    To: Dakmar, Sling Blade, 4um (#6)

The doctor is in the house and through decontamination, looking all pretty and pink in my 'Relax PACMAN Is Here' T-shirt.

The secret airbase is CLOSED until 0500EDT Monday 23Dec2024.

Esso posted on 2024-12-20 19:33:04   Reply   Private Reply


#8: Esso    To: Dakmar, All (#4)

Dr. Kimmy/Mini-Melania/Docmar

The Mini-Melania nickname is flattering but Jim is teasing me somehow.

Docmar and president of your fanclub is a little over the top but I'll own it. 🥰

Esso posted on 2024-12-20 20:00:20   Reply   Private Reply


#9: Esso    To: Dakmar, Dr. Kimmy (#8)

Get a fucking room you two.

Esso posted on 2024-12-20 20:05:52   Reply   Private Reply


#10: Esso    To: Pacman (#3)

How did I miss out on a dreamy girl like this?

Are you mad that you weren't invited or she might exceed your body count Pac Hound?

85% jiz by weight. Blood type: J-.

That's accurate. What a pathetic slut. That's a professional diagnosis.

Kim

Esso posted on 2024-12-20 20:17:58   Reply   Private Reply


#11: Esso    To: Doc (#10)

Pacman's black hair and black eye hypothesis. Her hair appears dyed.

I wouldn't touch that with a ten foot pole.

Esso posted on 2024-12-20 20:22:52   Reply   Private Reply


#12: Esso    To: Pacman (#11)

Esso posted on 2024-12-21 00:22:59   Reply   Private Reply


#13: Esso    To: Kimmy, 4um (#12)

I love you babycakes...

Esso posted on 2024-12-21 00:30:35   Reply   Private Reply


#14: Esso    To: Dr. Kimmy, 4um (#13)

You should prescribe us a week at the Park Center looney bin. It's like a cruise ship without the water but cool people. Best 48 hours of my life.

Esso posted on 2024-12-21 00:53:44   Reply   Private Reply


#15: Esso    To: Dakmar, Dr. Kimmy (#0)

Esso posted on 2024-12-21 01:05:53   Reply   Private Reply


#16: Esso    To: All, Dakmar, 4um (#15)

Dakmar's GF trying to fuck up my and Kim's OnlyFans page...

Nothing shy about that.

Esso posted on 2024-12-21 01:22:25   Reply   Private Reply


#17: Dakmar    To: Esso (#16)

I've been working on a scale for three string guitar where dear = open strum
darling = +1 / 4 and so on
And have been dealing with a very nasty spider bite, on the overhang section of my belly.

Dakmar posted on 2024-12-21 19:07:55   Reply   Private Reply