I got my Social Security tax statement today...

Source: Esso/Pacman/Cap'n Brandon
Published: Jan 7, 2025
Author: Pacman
Post Date: 2025-01-07 17:33:57 by Esso
Views: 1314

I made enough SS bux to buy 46 brand new cars this year.

If it was 1925 and I was buying base Ford Model T's @ $260 a copy.

Or about what I spent in 2024 helping out friends/neighbors in need. It was a record year, no doubt. Bidenomics!

To be fair, I quit paying SS taxes in 1995. I didn't think SS would've made it this long, and I sure as shit didn't think I would either, I'm about 15 years past my 'Use Before date.' I started taking my SS retirement early before Prez Pedo sent it all to Ukraine and pissed it away on his worthless 'Green Energy" BS.

Before y'all get teary-eyed and set up a GiveSendGo account for me, I was doin' OK before SS, I just wanted to clawback some of my money and make something good of it.

Ephesians 2: 8-10 tells us that we can't buy our way into Heaven, only through our belief in Christ will we be saved, but I don't think that there's a prohibition on trying.

Odin doesn't seem interested in calling me home, he's probably worried that I'd commandeer Valhalla. I probably would.


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When I was cutting my hair with my trusty Flowbee today, I saw my face in the mirror, which I usually don't. I'm starting to look like Sgt. Barnes in the movie "Platoon" but my hair's not going too white yet. The Creator must be keeping me here for a reason.

I don't know what Kimmy sees in me.

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#1: Horse    To: Esso (#0)

I just saw the price of the smaller version of the Ford Ranger, $34,500. When I was a kid, the Ford Mustang was a $2,100 car.

Horse posted on 2025-01-07 19:53:28   Reply   Private Reply


#2: ghostrider    To: Esso (#0)

When Chuck Norris looks into a mirror his reflection can't look him in the eyes.

ghostrider posted on 2025-01-07 20:27:53   Reply   Private Reply


#3: Esso    To: ghostrider (#2)

When Chuck Norris looks into a mirror his reflection can't look him in the eyes.

I'm not very self-aware, but shit, I look bad.

My Flowbee did a perfect job as usual. I give myself a flattop about 3/4" long at the longest.

That thing's probably saved me a million dollars.

Esso posted on 2025-01-07 21:42:19   Reply   Private Reply


#4: Esso    To: Horse, 4um, Dakmar (#1)

When I was a kid, the Ford Mustang was a $2,100 car.

In the fall of 1979 I bought a 1980 Z-28 off the showroom floor at Crumback Symons in NewHaven. It was a stripper (T-10 manual, no A/C, manual everything). The sticker price was $8,000, I don't remember what I paid, but me and Kimmy had a lot of fun in that thing.

Esso posted on 2025-01-07 22:02:38   Reply   Private Reply


#5: Esso    To: Dakmar, 4um (#4)

Get your GF under control, she's pissing off Doc.

We're not swapping.

Esso posted on 2025-01-07 22:43:54   Reply   Private Reply


#6: Esso    To: All (#5)

I built that!

Esso posted on 2025-01-07 22:49:14   Reply   Private Reply


#7: Esso    To: All (#6)

I can't wind down. I was up at 0500 and went back to bed until 0930.

Prez Pedo cut loose all of my charges from Gitmo. I don't have a life anymore.

Esso posted on 2025-01-07 23:08:36   Reply   Private Reply


#8: Esso    To: All (#7)

I'm not a big proponent of wars, but if you've gotta fight, win it.

Toby Keith was a SERIOUS patriot. He died this year of some fucking cancer. He should've gotten a presidential medal rather than the cunt Hillary.

RIP, my man.

Esso posted on 2025-01-07 23:26:07   Reply   Private Reply