Trump [Jr.] Lands in Greenland on Trump Force One | Natives Welcome America As CONQUERING HEROES 🇺🇸

Source: Benny Johnson
Published: Jan 7, 2025
Author: Benny Johnson
Post Date: 2025-01-07 19:26:59 by Esso
Views: 1959

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OK, somebody's slipped LSD-25 into my Kool-Aid. The locks I custom built (Unpickable, you ought to see the bidding on the keys) for the secret airbase have been breeched.

The only legit keys are in the possession of me, the cop across the street, Sling Blade and Dr. Kimmy.

It's crazy, but it's fun.

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#1: Esso    To: Sling Blade, Dr. Kimmy, Chris, Dakmar (#0)

Who's fuckin' with me? I'm lookin' at you Doc.

Dakkie, I'm including you because if there's a conspiracy, you're involved.

Kimmy, I Flowbeed for you, I'm all high & tight again for you.

It's a good thing I finally got around to putting in handrails to the upstairs a couple years ago. I'd probably be dead of a broken neck with you fuckers drugging me all the time.

This is all going into my report after the dragons coming out of my walls stop trying to bite me. If I remember it, maybe.

Esso posted on 2025-01-07 19:45:12   Reply   Private Reply

#2: Dakmar    To: Esso (#0)

OK, somebody's slipped LSD-25 into my Kool-Aid.

Did they bill you for it? There is some sort of Jesus/shoeshine joke in there somewhere.

Dakmar posted on 2025-01-07 19:49:36   Reply   Private Reply

#3: Dakmar    To: Esso (#1)

Dakkie, I'm including you because if there's a conspiracy, you're involved.

I am stupid, but not stupid enough to draw the attention of The Deep State! Or am I, Esso?

Dakmar posted on 2025-01-07 19:51:24   Reply   Private Reply

#4: Esso    To: Dakmar (#3)

You're my hero, big boy...

If there was drugs involved, it had to be you. Or Kim. Or @DJLJ.

Chris gets a pass, unless his wife's cancer drugs makes you hallucinate. (I'm being an asshole, that's nothing to joke about)

But he's a cop, he might have motive and access.

Esso posted on 2025-01-07 20:07:24   Reply   Private Reply

#5: Dakmar    To: Esso, Kim (#1)

It's a good thing I finally got around to putting in handrails to the upstairs a couple years ago. I'd probably be dead of a broken neck with you fuckers drugging me all the time.

Dakmar posted on 2025-01-07 20:09:51   Reply   Private Reply

#6: Dakmar    To: Esso (#4)

I'll slit your fucking throat next time you post Bette Middler.

Dakmar posted on 2025-01-07 20:12:11   Reply   Private Reply

#7: Esso    To: Dakmar, ghostrider (#6)

I'll slit your fucking throat next time you post Bette Middler.

I knew that was gonna get you spun up. I got ghostrider goin' earlier.

Esso posted on 2025-01-07 20:21:39   Reply   Private Reply

#8: Esso    To: All (#0)

GOD! The shit the Trump's are doing is some swingin' meat manliness I haven't seen since the 1980s.

Chicks weren't giving me BJs in their cars because I was a lispy limp dick faggot, they wanted men. Man, I'm glad Kimmy found me again.

Esso posted on 2025-01-07 22:19:41   Reply   Private Reply

#9: Esso    To: Kimmy, 4um (#8)

Man, I'm glad Kimmy found me again.

Esso posted on 2025-01-07 22:30:24   Reply   Private Reply

#10: Esso    To: All (#9)

Esso posted on 2025-01-07 22:32:30   Reply   Private Reply

#11: The_Rock    To: Esso (#0)

It's crazy, but it's fun.

The_Rock posted on 2025-01-08 01:08:21   Reply   Private Reply

#12: watchman    To: The_Rock, Esso, All (#11)

Trump [Jr.] Lands in Greenland on Trump Force One | Natives Welcome America As

CONQUERING HEROES, eh...

While ya'll are playing footsies...Trump be doing Bible stuff.

This is what he said: ‘The fourth beast is a fourth kingdom that will appear on the earth, different from all the other kingdoms, and it will devour the whole earth, trample it down, and crush it. And the ten horns are ten kings who will rise from this kingdom. After them another king, different from the earlier ones, will rise and subdue three kings. He will speak out against the Most High and oppress the saints of the Most High, intending to change the appointed times and laws; and the saints will be given into his hand for a time, and times, and half a time.… Daniel 7:23-25 (Berean Standard Bible)

Cross reference...

And the ten horns which thou sawest are ten kings, which have received no kingdom as yet; but receive power as kings one hour with the beast. These have one mind, and shall give their power and strength unto the beast. These shall make war with the Lamb, and the Lamb shall overcome them: for he is Lord of lords, and King of kings: and they that are with him are called, and chosen, and faithful. Revelation 17:12-14 KJV

(1) North American Union (King of the North?)

(2) European Union Customs Union (EU founded 1958)

(3) Japan–European Union relations

(4) Pacific Union

(5) Asia Cooperation Dialogue

(6) Union of South American Nations

(7) Arab Customs Union

(8) African Economic Community (See also, African Union)

(9) Association of Southeast Asian Nations

(10) Shanghai Cooperation Organisation (King of the South?)

watchman posted on 2025-01-08 07:44:31   Reply   Private Reply

#13: The_Rock    To: watchman (#12)

You didn't tie it to Trump. You sound like Chicken Little.

The_Rock posted on 2025-01-08 11:46:07   Reply   Private Reply

#14: watchman    To: The_Rock (#13)

That thing is the photo looks like one of the demons that took possession of you.

watchman posted on 2025-01-08 12:05:15   Reply   Private Reply

#15: The_Rock    To: watchman (#14)

Here is a photo Esso sent me of you when he quoted from the King James Bible.

Ok I confess that is some of what came out of the image generator when I pasted what you said about me in it.

The_Rock posted on 2025-01-08 14:55:48   Reply   Private Reply

#16: watchman    To: The_Rock (#15)

Here is a photo Esso sent me of you when...

...when I consider your spiritual condition, and the spiritual condition of the churches, and of the world in general.

[Including my own spiritual condition, as well.]

watchman posted on 2025-01-08 15:38:52   Reply   Private Reply

#17: titorite    To: Esso (#1)

Sooo, Greenland , panama and the north American union.... What a great start to 2025

titorite posted on 2025-01-10 15:28:32   Reply   Private Reply