With all the discussion in the news lately about elephant independence movements, rain and snow, and overthrowing the established order, I have to ask myself it it more humane to let stray pets freeze to death or bloop them with a kibble full-o-ketamine?
I for one would rather nod off than have my lungs evacuated in my final moment after suffering endless torment as a stray.
#1: watchman To: Dakmar (#0)
It's fairly straight forward where I live.
Stray/lost cats and dogs get eaten by coyotes about 100% on the time. Gruesome, to be sure.
In places where nature cannot "take its course"...I think it's best to euthanize a stray animal.
watchman posted on 2025-01-22 20:19:44 Reply Private Reply
#2: Dakmar To: watchman (#1)
Dakmar posted on 2025-01-22 20:21:46 Reply Private Reply
#3: watchman To: Dakmar (#2)
That cat might not be a stray.
Do what needs to be done :)
watchman posted on 2025-01-22 20:25:13 Reply Private Reply
#4: Dakmar To: watchman (#1)
Exactly, and fentanyl seems more humane and less expensive than fancy German gas and/or vacuum chambers. Might send a subtle Topsy message to the dope consuming segment of society at the same time.
Dakmar posted on 2025-01-22 20:25:44 Reply Private Reply
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watchman posted on 2025-01-22 20:27:15 Reply Private Reply
#6: Dakmar To: watchman (#3)
Shitting in my yard makes it such.
Shitting on my porch earned it my death prayer! :)
Dakmar posted on 2025-01-22 20:28:12 Reply Private Reply
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watchman posted on 2025-01-22 20:29:05 Reply Private Reply
#8: watchman To: Dakmar (#6)
Perhaps a less lethal way...
watchman posted on 2025-01-22 20:56:13 Reply Private Reply
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Dakmar posted on 2025-01-22 21:00:24 Reply Private Reply
#10: watchman To: Dakmar (#9)
A Haitian immigrant might be your best bet.
Act now while supplies of Haitian immigrants last.
watchman posted on 2025-01-22 21:25:17 Reply Private Reply
#11: Dakmar To: watchman (#10)
As long as I was imagining getting a license to score seized narcotics at a huge discount, the even better part I thought was that I would have monopoly control over KittyNyl market.
Dakmar posted on 2025-01-22 21:30:55 Reply Private Reply
#12: watchman To: Dakmar (#11)
Be honest, Dakkie, there never was a stray cat on your porch...was there?
Your plan is brilliant though...who would deny fentanyl to a man with a stray cat problem?
watchman posted on 2025-01-22 21:38:48 Reply Private Reply
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Dakmar posted on 2025-01-22 21:46:36 Reply Private Reply
#14: Dakmar To: watchman (#12)
Want me to start a list?
Dakmar posted on 2025-01-22 21:51:22 Reply Private Reply
#15: Dakmar To: watchman (#12)
Yet somehow always ends up with me writing such Public Service gems as "Don't sit the crib next to the stove when baby is all full of beans" which I was hoping to turn into an off broadway musical that never materialized.
Dakmar posted on 2025-01-22 22:04:09 Reply Private Reply
#16: watchman To: Dakmar (#15)
Here's an idea.
You could get the Neuralink...and just download the fentanyl app.
You know they got it...Elon looks like he's hittin' that sh*t 24/7.
watchman posted on 2025-01-22 22:30:16 Reply Private Reply
#17: Dakmar To: watchman (#16)
I'm not an actor but I play one on TV.
Dakmar posted on 2025-01-22 22:38:58 Reply Private Reply
#18: watchman To: Dakmar (#17)
Be sober and vigilant.
Trump will deport your entire neighborhood...and they'll take their cats with them :)
Speaking of pets freezing...my beautiful girls are outside in -15 degree weather. I don't sleep peacefully knowing they are so cold.
Watchman out...
watchman posted on 2025-01-22 23:03:32 Reply Private Reply
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titorite posted on 2025-01-22 23:21:58 Reply Private Reply
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Dakmar posted on 2025-01-25 14:22:29 Reply Private Reply
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Dakmar posted on 2025-01-25 18:20:12 Reply Private Reply