Kim wanted me to post music before bed

Source: EweToob
Published: Jun 16, 2009
Author: Denis Leary
Post Date: 2025-03-08 20:36:03 by Esso
Views: 1728

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This song came to mind after getting into a big-ass, long-winded discussion with some chick on X with a hot avatar about Andrew "Dice" Clay and the advent of PC and the woke mind-virus.

The bastards are stealing an hour from our already too short weekend with their clock manipulation. I was on a long rant about that on X while I was waiting for Doc to get here.

Not only does DST suck-shit-in-hell, the assholes have 99% of Indiana in the wrong time zone, eastern rather than central. With DST, high-noon occurs at 1345 in the winter.

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#1: Esso    To: Dakmar (#0)

Play Kimmy some music now that you're here. I took a nap earlier because my arthritis has been killing me now that my fentanyl supply is drying up. She won't go to bed as long as you're here.

(Edit)That first guy in the white shirt might be Toby Keith who died of cancer recently. Probably clot-shot turbo-cancer.

Esso posted on 2025-03-08 20:59:48   Reply   Private Reply

#2: Dakmar    To: Esso (#1)

I'm still not able to do the Andy Griffith style pick/strum combo on songs like this, so I'm getting as much as I can from watching cigar box or shovel videos.

Dakmar posted on 2025-03-08 21:20:16   Reply   Private Reply

#3: Esso    To: Dakmar (#2)

I'm still not able to do the Andy Griffith style pick/strum combo on songs like this, so I'm getting as much as I can from watching cigar box or shovel videos.

I'll buy you a washtub and a broom handle for your birthday.

Supply your own string, I know that's a personal thing.

Esso posted on 2025-03-08 21:26:20   Reply   Private Reply

#4: Dakmar    To: Esso (#3)

Thanks, but I'll keep practicing on the LoogXFeneder Telecaster. Already wired for sound and a very attractive aquamarine lacquer finish.

Dakmar posted on 2025-03-08 21:31:19   Reply   Private Reply

#5: Esso    To: Dakmar (#2)

That was actually pretty cool. The picture didn't do it justice.

Jim's not musical he plays me like a fiddle though. 😇

I'm kidding. His Christmas run made me cry. He's a great guy. It made me realize how out of touch with humanity I am. It's just a normal thing for him.

Kim

Esso posted on 2025-03-08 21:46:01   Reply   Private Reply

#6: Esso    To: Dakmar (#5)

Or do you prefer Bette Middler?

Kim

Esso posted on 2025-03-08 21:49:04   Reply   Private Reply

#7: Esso    To: Dakmar (#6)

I can bang on pipes...

That's why I liked that Alphaville song. And the lights were blue.

(Edit) I also like it because it reminds me of my time in Germany with Pam (Punk) about the time the Berlin wall came down.

The guy's about the spittin' image of Al Green, the simian congressman.

There's a young gal working at the Kroger store I go to, she has eyes just like Punk's daughter. I'd like to tell her how pretty she is, but I'm getting too old for jail.

Esso posted on 2025-03-08 21:59:13   Reply   Private Reply

#8: Dakmar    To: Esso (#6)

Or do you prefer Bette Middler?

How homicidal do you need me for this mission? :)

Dakmar posted on 2025-03-08 22:06:14   Reply   Private Reply

#9: Dakmar    To: Esso (#7)

That's why I liked that Alphaville song. And the lights were blue.

I have a very short attention span. :)

Dakmar posted on 2025-03-08 22:07:04   Reply   Private Reply

#10: Esso    To: Dakmar (#8)

I love that that song Dax. Pac said the flowers weren't good last Thursday.

He's got all his X women now. 🥺

Kim

Esso posted on 2025-03-08 22:14:32   Reply   Private Reply

#11: Dakmar    To: Esso (#10)

I love this dude, I think I can do this.

I've been using my thumb to bar top strings and mute or drone bottom string on different repetitions, and sliding up and down fretboard, getting a sort of Jimmy Page sound.

Dakmar posted on 2025-03-08 22:20:30   Reply   Private Reply

#12: Dakmar    To: All (#11)

Also just making up eight bar riffs ripping off Cream, Black Sabbath, The Who, and Deep Purple. Funny thing is none of those bands had a rhythm guitar player, which is exactly where the bits I am botching would fit in.

Dakmar posted on 2025-03-08 22:32:02   Reply   Private Reply

#13: Dakmar    To: Esso (#10)

I can't play the whole song, but I can do some of the walk ups. Starting to put it all together.

Dakmar posted on 2025-03-08 22:58:22   Reply   Private Reply

#14: Dakmar    To: Esso, Kim (#13)

Just in case the good doctor has forgotten what a redneck creep I am :)

Dakmar posted on 2025-03-08 23:33:03   Reply   Private Reply

#15: Esso    To: Dakmar (#14)

Are you about done? I want to take my chicky-poo upstairs. You'll probably have a shot at her soon enough when I die, or she visits her sister in Carbondale. I'm not a soldier, but I sure hanged out with a bunch of them over the years...

Esso posted on 2025-03-08 23:56:34   Reply   Private Reply

#16: Dakmar    To: Esso (#15)

Now I'm done, lol

Dakmar posted on 2025-03-09 00:12:54   Reply   Private Reply

#17: Esso    To: Dakmar (#16)

Esso posted on 2025-03-09 00:18:56   Reply   Private Reply

#18: Esso    To: All (#17)

I always have to have the last word...

Esso posted on 2025-03-09 00:45:53   Reply   Private Reply

#19: Dakmar    To: Esso (#18)

I always have to have the last word...

It's up to Yahoo if I get a say at all. 10:1 they'll censor me.

This article is yet another example of the sheer lunacy of the progressive/far left. One step out of the star chamber and they begin eating one another. They loved Newsom until he failed to march in lockstep.

And....completely not allowed!

Dakmar posted on 2025-03-09 01:01:06   Reply   Private Reply

#20: Dakmar    To: Esso (#18)

These girls could really use a rhythm guitar player.

Dakmar posted on 2025-03-09 01:10:29   Reply   Private Reply

#21: Esso    To: Dakmar (#20)

Esso posted on 2025-03-09 01:26:54   Reply   Private Reply

#22: Esso    To: Dakmar (#21)

Chicks just love because because of my cool badge and ID.

Esso posted on 2025-03-09 01:32:49   Reply   Private Reply