Maga Vice

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Published: Mar 14, 2025
Author: Dilley Meme Team
Post Date: 2025-03-14 12:56:05 by Esso
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Maga Vice

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#1: Esso    To: All (#0)

The Kroger run this morning was pretty painless. I didn't need much, just Kim's flowers, booze, frozen stuff. The egg rolls Kimmy likes were buy one, get one free. I was in & out in 15 minutes.

The FWPD cop/guard was bored so he bagged my groceries. I was done by 1100. Didn't seem like a lot of stuff for $160. The receipt says I saved $32.

Now I wait for tomorrow night.

Looks like Ukraine.

Esso posted on 2025-03-14 13:22:00   Reply   Private Reply


#2: Esso    To: Dakmar, Dr. Kimmy (#1)

I found a gal for you Dak...

She's so very pretty, but has the almond shaped eyes that I'm not crazy about (See: Down's Syndrome), but she's got a pretty voice, and I'm sure Kim will chip in for a wig like her hair to keep you happy.

She was very pretty and so messed up. My first thought was of you.

Didn't she kill the Pope or something?

Esso posted on 2025-03-14 18:19:12   Reply   Private Reply


#3: Esso    To: Dakmar (#2)

You remember those claymores I sent you six months, a year or so ago to shut up your loud exhaust neighbors?...

You didn't fill out exactly what you should have on the postal form to send them back.

You're going to be remanded to the Westville Correctional Facility soon. I got us conjugal visits.

Before Trump became Enemy #1 years ago...

The book was a prop, I think, but I've got two copies coming...

Christa, my tax-babe will love it. Softcover, China, probably.

Esso posted on 2025-03-14 18:52:59   Reply   Private Reply


#4: Esso    To: All (#3)

I just accidentally saw myself in a mirror in a moment of clarity...

I'm Tom Homan with 80s hair!

https://x.com/Esso_Pacman

Esso posted on 2025-03-14 19:09:35   Reply   Private Reply


#5: Dakmar    To: Esso (#2)

Sinead O'Connor

She ripped up a picture of the pope on the teevee to protest the RCC covering for pervs.

Fair enough, but I think most who were offended just got suckered up into a media frenzy.

I never paid much attention to her because her music was boring.

Fact Check: Rumor of secret tunnel filled with bodies found under Gene Hackman's home doesn't add up - Snopes via Yahoo

Most of the comments on the Yahoo thread are condemning the source for spreading disinformation or some such Stalinist bullshit.

I, on the other hand, thought the tale a brilliant satire of media excess.

Dakmar posted on 2025-03-14 20:42:02   Reply   Private Reply


#6: ghostrider    To: Esso (#1)

Does the store have the cop hang around for just in case? Here the coppers park the squad car in the fire lane to shop, pick up their meds from the pharmacy. The fat cop chick hits up the convenience stores for free candy and sodas. Some kind of protection racquet, never mind the teenyboppers made off with beer long before the dumpling in blue rolls in. As for the "savings" I just smile and say "yep sure I did" and then we all have a big laugh.

ghostrider posted on 2025-03-14 21:17:57   Reply   Private Reply


#7: Esso    To: ghostrider, 4um (#6)

Does the store have the cop hang around for just in case?

There was a leftist kook that did random shooting a year ago.

My gun is bigger than the polite young Japanese FWPD officer's gun was.

Esso posted on 2025-03-14 22:20:16   Reply   Private Reply