Lady X

Source: 4um
Published: Mar 31, 2025
Author: Pacman
Post Date: 2025-03-31 06:35:49 by Esso
Views: 712

That montage that joogle set up was only supposed to go to my sister.

I hope you're not too disappointed what I looked like eleven years ago.

Me and Sling Blade's mom looked pretty good back then.

I have no idea how that got into a group thingy.

Kimmy's off to the abattoir. I'm on my own.

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#1: Esso    To: All (#0)

Dr. Kimmy wanted to get me a Tesla Cybertruck for my birthday. I told her to hold off until the Tesla (two-door) Roadster comes out.

I'm too old to drive four-door iron. I want to glide into Valhalla like a stud.

(Edit) I want it to be blue like this...

I want tubular bells in it too.

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#2: Esso    To: 241 guys from Beirut (#1)

I think the guy in the white shirt is Toby Keith. He died of cancer last year. This was his last ride.

15 years previous...

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#5: Esso    To: All (#4)

I'm so fucking tired.

Kimmy's been gone for five hours and I'm chasing chicks with crew cuts.

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