Viscous fingering

Source: EweToob
Published: Apr 5, 2025
Author: Steve Mould
Post Date: 2025-04-05 15:08:35 by Esso
Views: 5235

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Man, talk about clickbait...

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#1: Esso    To: Dakmar, 4um (#0)

I need to get my mind out of the gutter before Doc gets here, she might start thinking I'm a perv.

J/k, she's known that since the late 70s. I hope she hasn't looked at her portfolio this week. Man, I took a whackin' yesterday.

Esso posted on 2025-04-05 16:09:28   Reply   Private Reply

#2: Dakmar    To: Esso (#1)

I love that Bowie song. I don't think I'd ever heard it until about two years ago.

Dakmar posted on 2025-04-05 16:23:20   Reply   Private Reply

#3: Esso    To: Dakmar (#2)

I don't think I'd ever heard it until about two years ago.

It was in the soundtrack of the movie "The Martian" with Matt Damon, a good movie. Someone had it up on EweToob several years ago.

The Martian soundtrack

Esso posted on 2025-04-05 16:38:10   Reply   Private Reply

#4: Esso    To: Dakmar (#2)

I bet this gal would've been really pretty if she wasn't a leftist psycho and shaved her head. I'll bet she's all tatted up now.

Esso posted on 2025-04-05 16:47:29   Reply   Private Reply

#5: Dakmar    To: Esso (#4)

These gals interest me far more than any of the hotsie totsies you keep trying hook me up with. The fiddle player especially, I can almost see a spark of divinity coming through the LCD pixels.

Dakmar posted on 2025-04-05 17:36:54   Reply   Private Reply

#6: Esso    To: Dakmar, Sling Blade, 4um (#5)

...the hotsie totsies you keep trying hook me up with.

I wonder if @DJLJ (Odysee) is still stickin' to his MGTOW guns? I need to get over to his joint to see how he and the Squirt are doing.

Esso posted on 2025-04-05 17:48:37   Reply   Private Reply

#7: Dakmar    To: Esso (#6)

Very pretty girl, how loud do you suppose she would say "EEEEWWWWW!" if I asked her if I could carry her books home from school?

Dakmar posted on 2025-04-05 18:01:55   Reply   Private Reply

#8: Dakmar    To: Esso (#7)

And that would be the correct thing for her to, so partial credit.

Dakmar posted on 2025-04-05 18:03:13   Reply   Private Reply

#9: Esso    To: Dakmar (#7)

"EEEEWWWWW!"

"Her Head Game Was Weak"

LOL!

Esso posted on 2025-04-05 18:06:47   Reply   Private Reply

#10: Dakmar    To: Esso (#9)

Teacher not bad looking for a psycho.

About what I figure truck drivers really believe is the type that works glory holes along the interstate.

Careful examination of the trucking industry suggests that lot lizards are much more attractive than the hidden treasures behind the wall.

Dakmar posted on 2025-04-05 18:13:40   Reply   Private Reply

#11: Esso    To: Dakmar (#8)

And that would be the correct thing for her to, so partial credit.

Don't sell yourself short Dax. If I can put up with Pac I'm sure you'll be okay. 🥰 It's not all about looks.

Kim

Esso posted on 2025-04-05 18:16:09   Reply   Private Reply

#12: Esso    To: Dakmar, Doc (#11)

It's not all about looks.

Easy for you to say, Mini-Melania. LOL

Esso posted on 2025-04-05 18:26:55   Reply   Private Reply

#13: Dakmar    To: Esso, Kim (#11)

I only try to court women who I think I might have a chance at a stable relationship with. It's obvious right off the bat the ones that would never consider dating me.

But I have standards too. No more junkies.

Dakmar posted on 2025-04-05 18:27:35   Reply   Private Reply

#14: Esso    To: Dakmar (#13)

I'm just soooo lucky Kimmy found me after Aleena and Cari died. It was a lonely nine months. I don't really remember anything about the time except the soul-crushing loneliness.

I didn't look for anybody, I was afraid I'd unknowingly bring home a chick with a dicq during the Prez Pedo freakshow. I didn't want to go to prison.

(Edit) I think that's the year I bought the Clown Car. That's how bad I was. I wish Cari (Ramette, Lod's nickname for her) could've seen the CC. She drove a big giant Dodge Ram 2500 4WD p/u. She would've laughed her ass off.

It was comical when I'd park my little Tacoma which is half again as big as Red Truck (93 Sonoma) next to her truck.

Esso posted on 2025-04-05 18:50:16   Reply   Private Reply

#15: Esso    To: Pacman (#14)

I wish Cari (Ramette, Lod's nickname for her) could've seen the CC.

I'll send it to her and buy you a Tesla Roadster.

Kim.

Esso posted on 2025-04-05 19:14:45   Reply   Private Reply

#16: Dakmar    To: Esso (#15)

I'll send it to her and buy you a Tesla Roadster.

I wouldn't settle for anything less than a Mercury

Dakmar posted on 2025-04-05 19:22:18   Reply   Private Reply

#17: Esso    To: Kim (#15)

I'll send it to her...

Easy, Doc. I won't give you any 'viscous fingering' artwork if you don't settle down.

Hey! It's MY birthday weekend. Where's MY flowers? I'll take you to the store tomorrow in the Clown Car. LOL.

Esso posted on 2025-04-05 19:29:18   Reply   Private Reply

#18: Esso    To: Dakmar (#16)

I wouldn't settle for anything less than a Mercury

I smoke Montego Reds now, does that count? They're $20/ctn cheaper than Eagle 20 Reds, that replaced Marlboro Reds when they started sucking after they put that fire-safe BS on them.

That's a lot of Reds, I must be a commie.

Esso posted on 2025-04-05 19:37:11   Reply   Private Reply

#19: Esso    To: Pac (#17)

I'll take you to the store tomorrow in the Clown Car.

I'll send you some flowers Monday. I don't want to be squashed by someone on a Hover Round mobility device on my day off.

Kim

Esso posted on 2025-04-05 19:42:00   Reply   Private Reply

#20: Dakmar    To: Esso (#18)

I get LD Red/100s for $44/Carton at Smoker Friendly. A little milder than Mavericks, but those got too expensive too.

Dakmar posted on 2025-04-05 19:47:33   Reply   Private Reply

#21: BTP Holdings    To: Dakmar (#5)

Those Mennonite women wear full length dresses.

I can recall in the 60s in grade school in Chicago, the Nuns switched from long habits to short. All the kids were looking.

One of the Nuns said, "What did you think, that we ran on wheels?" LOL

BTP Holdings posted on 2025-04-05 19:57:55   Reply   Private Reply

#22: Esso    To: Kimmy, Dakmar (#19)

I don't want to be squashed by someone on a Hover Round mobility device on my day off.

I don't think my 2011 has eight airbags, at least two. The Tacoma has at least 4, 2 front, 2 side.

Why would a CC need 8? For groceries in the back?

Esso posted on 2025-04-05 19:58:36   Reply   Private Reply

#23: Dakmar    To: BTP Holdings (#21)

I can recall in the 60s in grade school in Chicago, the Nuns switched from long habits to short. All the kids were looking.

Catholics aren't supposed to allow their hair to be seen in public something. :)

Kooks!

Dakmar posted on 2025-04-05 20:02:23   Reply   Private Reply

#24: Dakmar    To: BTP Holdings (#21)

Mennonite women

Brandenberger Family identify as Amish. I identify them as adorable.

Dakmar posted on 2025-04-05 20:04:45   Reply   Private Reply

#25: Esso    To: BTP Holdings, 4um (#21)

A Florida woman and her dog Kona are recovering after a 6' to 6 and 1/2' foot alligator graped the pets head into his mouth, and Kim Spencer had to jump on it "as ladylike as that is," and pry his jaws open. They both needed stitches but on the mend.

Florida woman pries 6-foot alligator’s jaws open to save pet dog

Gotta love those gals named Kim...

Esso posted on 2025-04-05 20:13:41   Reply   Private Reply

#27: Dakmar    To: Esso, BTP Holdings, Kim (#25)

No ballad is complete without reference to an eye gouging.

Dakmar posted on 2025-04-05 20:30:34   Reply   Private Reply

#28: Esso    To: Dakmar, 4um (#27)

We use our power for good

Kimmy would kill me in that game. Thank God she doesn't need the money.

Esso posted on 2025-04-05 20:39:37   Reply   Private Reply

#29: BTP Holdings    To: Dakmar (#20)

I get LD Red/100s for $44/Carton at Smoker Friendly. A little milder than Mavericks, but those got too expensive too.

My old man used to smoke but when cigarettes went sky high on the cost, he gave them up in favor of the alcohol.

One day we got in a fight, and I went into the basement and found all the bottles he had hidden and broke them in the wash tub. He wasn't a happy camper after that one. ;)

BTP Holdings posted on 2025-04-05 20:49:41   Reply   Private Reply

#30: BTP Holdings    To: Esso (#28)

There is a guy that lives not far away that has the tags on his pick up says "TOP GUN". ;)

BTP Holdings posted on 2025-04-05 20:58:57   Reply   Private Reply

#31: BTP Holdings    To: Dakmar (#27)

We were supposed to work Guns 'N' Roses in Chicago back in the late 80s.

St. Louis County sent a couple of detectives with a warrant for Axl Rose for inciting a riot. Someone called the hotel and tipped him off. He took the next flight out of town. We still got paid for the night

We were all in the bar toasting Axl Rose, "Here's to Axl Rose may he never have a puckered bung hole."

I bet he sent them some tall cash to settle it. ;)

BTP Holdings posted on 2025-04-05 21:04:05   Reply   Private Reply

#32: Esso    To: BTP Holdings (#31)

"Here's to Axl Rose may he never have a puckered bung hole."

This is the thread for it.

Esso posted on 2025-04-05 21:10:57   Reply   Private Reply

#33: Esso    To: Dakmar, 4um (#32)

I could've been collecting my dad's SS since 1976 and mom's since 2014.

Had I known what USAID was about, those piddly grants you always wanted... Piffle, we'd be the first trillionaires on the planet.

Who's not getting laid now, BITCHEZ?

RIP Toby.

Esso posted on 2025-04-05 21:38:58   Reply   Private Reply

#34: Esso    To: All (#33)

Sorry my fault.

Kim

Esso posted on 2025-04-05 21:54:09   Reply   Private Reply

#35: Dakmar    To: Esso (#34)

Dakmar posted on 2025-04-05 22:02:17   Reply   Private Reply

#36: Esso    To: Dakmar (#35)

I don't know what Doc did to get that null post. Don't care. I'm just glad she's not in a psycho mood (per text). It doesn't matter much. I hate that money stuff unless I'm with my tax-babe.

I'll sleep when I'm dead.

Esso posted on 2025-04-05 22:24:23   Reply   Private Reply

#37: Esso    To: Dakmar, Pinguinite, 4um (#36)

My company/Raytheon (Magnavox) guys used to call this the 'Binary Bop'.

You and Neil are probably be the only 4umers to understand that, Digit Bender Men.

Old days...

Esso posted on 2025-04-05 22:49:07   Reply   Private Reply

#38: Esso    To: All (#37)

This is one of the reasons I don't like going out anymore, especially veteran's clubs.

I met some so so sad gal named Karen, at the Navy Club in New Haven, the bartender's name as well.

My $20 tab ended up being $150 with tip. It's not the money, It's the stories that cost so much.

Esso posted on 2025-04-05 23:15:33   Reply   Private Reply

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Esso posted on 2025-04-05 23:55:00   Reply   Private Reply

#40: Esso    To: All (#39)

JD Vance Sweetens Deal By Offering Statue Of Liberty To Greenland

https://babylonbee.com/news/jd-vance-sweetens-deal-by-offering-statue-of- liberty-to-greenland

Esso posted on 2025-04-06 00:08:19   Reply   Private Reply

#41: Esso    To: Dakmar (#40)

I'm taking your friend up for some pre-op shaving and and some convulsive muscular rehabilitation.

We might be back tomorrow or not.

Dr. Kimberly, MD

I don't care if you like this song or not. It's Pac's birthday weekend. I need to give him a special present. It's not my butt, I'm not Pam.

Esso posted on 2025-04-06 00:35:02   Reply   Private Reply

#42: Esso    To: 4um (#41)

Doctors, nurses and CIA contractors aren't shy, if nothing else.

Upstairs it is. Goodnight everybody.

( Edit) (We've all had folks bent over jamming shit up people's asses, some good, some bad).

Esso posted on 2025-04-06 00:41:41   Reply   Private Reply

#43: Esso    To: Pinguinite (#42)

Kim's trying to drag me out of my den.

I think this was the best 4um title ever... And best clickbait.

Esso posted on 2025-04-06 00:51:29   Reply   Private Reply

#44: Esso    To: All (#43)

I got recruited out of college to save the US. I saw oversaw the fall of the USSR that my Dad died trying to do.

Dr. Kimmy wanted to help people. Then Dr. Fauchi fucked her career over.

I separated from the Company when they wanted me to operate in-country.

Kim followed the mandates, and is living with the survivor-guilt.

I did a lot of (manly) bad shit in my time, genocide wasn't one of them.

For Kimmy:

Esso posted on 2025-04-06 02:31:23   Reply   Private Reply

#45: Esso    To: Pinguinite (#44)

I should probably be upstairs with Kimmy, she needs to cry it out, I guess.

It must be so hard. I cry about bad things that happen to dogs.

Had my Dad lived, he would've wanted me to be a doctor or a lawyer or something. I don't think CIA contractor was on his bingo list.

I wish my Dad could've seen what I did, not so much as ending the USSR, but how I helped so many people. Dad would've loved Kimmy just for her looks.

Esso posted on 2025-04-06 03:07:07   Reply   Private Reply

#46: Esso    To: Pinguinite, Dakmar, 4um (#45)

I don't know why I sent that to you, I suppose it's respect and deep friendship.

Esso posted on 2025-04-06 03:16:10   Reply   Private Reply

#47: Esso    To: Kimmy (#46)

I love this color blue I want my clown car wrapped in it...

Esso posted on 2025-04-06 03:39:04   Reply   Private Reply

#48: Esso    To: All (#47)

See Miami Vice...

Esso posted on 2025-04-06 03:46:48   Reply   Private Reply

#49: Esso    To: Dakmar, 4um (#48)

You don't like the hotties because you think you're ugly or something:

Here's your babe, stud.

Esso posted on 2025-04-06 04:01:22   Reply   Private Reply

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