I forgot it was Good Friday yesterday

Source: 4um
Published: Apr 19, 2025
Author: Pacman
Post Date: 2025-04-19 15:25:42 by Esso
Views: 1660

I guess Doc's office closed at noon yesterday, so she showed up here unannounced at about 1300. Good thing I was here. Good thing I didn't get caught mid-stroke with some hot chick. ;)

I was hoping I'd get two days with Kim, but alas, she's working in the hospital tomorrow. Somebody's gotta do it, I suppose. It's not like they can lock the doors and turn out the lights or anything.

That's OK, I've got a buddy I've been trying to get together with for several weeks to look at a project. His truck's down until late Monday and he said the only thing going on is Easter brunch with his daughter and son-in-law. Maybe I can get together for a little bit tomorrow afternoon, assuming I'm not too hungover.

Kimmy can't drink today. 24 hours bottle to hospital. ;) Kim put her foot down today and made me me cut my hair this morning. She's never seen me use my Flowbee. LOL.

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But not for Kim...

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#1: Esso    To: Dakmar (#0)

How'd/how's the move going? Kimmy is driving me crazy wanting to know.

I told her not to be bugging you, you're probably busy AF, but I expect she'll be texting you before bedtime.

She'll die otherwise.

Esso posted on 2025-04-19 15:34:26   Reply   Private Reply

#2: Esso    To: Kimmy (#1)

Esso posted on 2025-04-19 15:36:36   Reply   Private Reply

#3: Esso    To: All (#2)

Pac's been teasing me with this recurring ad on X all day.

Like he needs something like this.

Struggling with ED? Ro Sparks get you harder, faster, if prescribed.

I was taught that a hard-on that lasts more then a couple hours - a priapism - is supposed to be a dangerous medical condition that requires medical intervention. Not around here. It's a normal weekend for me.

I'm glad that slut that had sex with over a thousand men was in England. Jim would've been in line fifty times knowing him. 😡

Kim

Esso posted on 2025-04-19 16:09:16   Reply   Private Reply

#4: Esso    To: 4um (#3)

Kimmy thinks that "22 a day" sticker on the back window of the Clown Car is a goal or something.

What it actually is is the number of veterans that commit suicide everyday from the TilValhallaProject.

I did learn today that it's Maye Musk's (Elon's mother's) birthday. I always liked older women.

Whatever your children decide to do with their lives, be an awesome mom like @mayemusk and support them. See their strengths, and believe in them to change the world, because ones who are crazy enough to think they can, are the ones who do.

Imagine having the world's richest man as your son-in-law. She's not bad looking either! ;)

Esso posted on 2025-04-19 16:29:36   Reply   Private Reply

#5: Esso    To: Dakmar (#4)

You're going to have to explain your friend Jim to me. It's no secret that I'm his girlfriend but an hour before I was SUPPOSED to get here all kind of whores on X started sending him DM messages with pictures of their boobs. Theres one in particular called Zibby that really seems to like him.

Jim says they're Only Fans models trying to get subscribers BUT NONE OF THEM EVER SEND LINKS! I'd tell them off but only makes things worse. I tried it once. I might as well put a wedding band on his finger and see what he brings home from that shitty bar up the street where his friend Mark hangs out.

Kim

Esso posted on 2025-04-19 17:29:14   Reply   Private Reply

#6: Esso    To: Dakmar, 4um (#5)

Everybody needs to settle the fuck down. Kimmy's fucking with y'all. She knows I'd never even think about cheating on her.

I'd never go up to Spudz without serious back-up. Stumpy's a mean-ass drunk. I don't need the drama. The last time I saw him was that giant flag ceremony at the Dodge dealer across from Glenbrook Mall.

Esso posted on 2025-04-19 17:46:33   Reply   Private Reply

#7: Esso    To: All (#6)

Don't ever take me or Kim seriously. I don't mind banging MDs/nurses, but I'd never make an appointment with one. They're cold-blooded killers. Covid should've taught you that.

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#8: Esso    To: Dakmar (#7)

I wish you'd check in with your side-piece. She's crawling out of her skin wanting to know your status, brother.

I'd be a lot happier if you weren't at the mid-point between Doc and her hot sister in Carbondale that I'm not allowed to see pics of...

You're gonna need a bigger bed.

Are some of those graphics oddly vagina shaped? I'm dying.

Esso posted on 2025-04-19 19:17:11   Reply   Private Reply

#9: Esso    To: Kimmy, Dakmar (#8)

I'll buy a bigger house and a guitar and get a car that's not a truck or too small, I swear.

LOL!

Esso posted on 2025-04-19 19:42:04   Reply   Private Reply

#10: Esso    To: Dakmar, Dr. Kimmy, 4um (#9)

I wish you'd check in with your side-piece. She's crawling out of her skin wanting to know your status, brother.

Dak's in his new joint and alive. Doc can ply her tradecraft tomorrow.

I'm gonna let Kim sleep.

Esso posted on 2025-04-19 22:30:47   Reply   Private Reply

#11: Esso    To: Dakmar (#10)

Sorry I didn't understand USAID.

I could've been able to help you everytime you wanted a goofy grant.

I could be a billionaire instead of a low-grade millionaire.

The guns and the drugs weren't squat. I got played.

Esso posted on 2025-04-19 23:19:50   Reply   Private Reply

#12: Esso    To: Dakmar (#11)

Esso posted on 2025-04-19 23:25:35   Reply   Private Reply

#13: Esso    To: All (#12)

Esso posted on 2025-04-19 23:28:56   Reply   Private Reply

#14: Esso    To: All (#13)

Kimmy has to work tomorrow because of the Odd Person Hypothesis.

The "odd-person hypothesis" is a hypothesis that states that unmarried people without family are better able to execute the best, most dispassionate decisions in crises, especially during family-oriented holidays when married and family-oriented people want to be at home with family. (USG 25-95-202516[1976])

Best description of alt-e I've ever seen. Kimmy has seen the failed solar project on my shop roof. She hasn't seen the 5,000 gallon pool (20' X 10') in my basement yet. The "Rainwater Project" had potential, but it's illegal.

The breadmaker project was good, but breadmakers are a gift that's supposed to end up in the garbage or an attic. I should make her a decent loaf of bread someday, but she already loves me enough.

(Edit) Kimmy and I were separated for 43 years. She found me through medical records just before Thanksgiving 2023.

Esso posted on 2025-04-20 00:25:05   Reply   Private Reply

#15: Esso    To: All (#14)

Years ago, CNBC wanted me to be a guest analyst. I briefly met Joe Kernan and Maria Bartitomo. (She's with Fox Business news now)

If you want to see a handsome ex-spook, look up Jason Hanson on EweToob. Like my buddy Joker says, "I have a face for radio and a voice for print."

For Kimmy.

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#16: BTP Holdings    To: Esso (#11)

My ex-partner in Chicago was robbing people for drugs and money. This was no nickel and dime stuff. It was tens of thousands of dollars.

One time this guy that was with him said his name, but the guy they robbed misunderstood and they were looking for someone else.

I saw his cousin at a Bears game and asked if he had seen him?

He replied, "Man, he wigged out and moved to Texas."

I wonder why? LOL

.

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#17: BTP Holdings    To: Esso (#14)

I've heard rattlesnake tastes like chicken. ;)

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