That 'Other' American Car Company: Kaiser-Frazer!

Source: Ed's Auto Reviews
Published: May 17, 2025
Author: Ed
Post Date: 2025-05-17 15:14:00 by Esso
Views: 2876


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I think Starsky's (of Starsky and Hutch fame) mother or grandmother had a Kaiser- Frazer.

That was my first exposure to the brand, that and the JC Whitney catalogs.

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#1: Esso    To: Dakmar, 4um (#0)

You get any of this? It was pretty bad here.

Friday night winds knock out power to thousands [WANE TV]

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#2: Esso    To: Dakmar (#1)

I'm sending you images of a weird thing I got from the Assessor's office...

Those fuckers want to come inside my hovel, they better have a warrant.

The "abandoned" 6" flue is actually a vent shaft for my major meth cooking operation. I've got ten, twelve guys piddlin' around here in the 'crawlspace' on any given day.

My other nickname is Walter White. LOL.

For as much as my property have gone up in the last two years, I might have to expand the operation to Chris' joint across the street when his wife dies. God knows he's gonna need help.

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#3: Esso    To: Dakmar (#2)

I've got Kimmy's pizza in the oven. She should be here any minute.

I've got like a thousand slutty OnlyFans 'models' sending me nudies via my DMs on X, like I'm going to actually pay for it.

Here's a really dirty one. @ss77wii . Sick shit. I won't post a link to it.

I hope Doc likes her pizza. Three devilled eggs the last couple weeks left us hurting on Sunday.

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#5: Esso    To: Dakmar, 4um (#4)

Doc's here. She rubbed my face and said that's good and went up to the shower.

I didn't shave today. She's in a 'bad boy' mood.

The Chippendale pharma reps must've been in this week.

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#7: Esso    To: All (#6)

I want to have the clown car wrapped in that color blue.

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#8: Horse    To: Esso Dakmar (#5)

My grandfather owned a Stanley Steamer. And my uncle owned an International pickup truck. I bought my sister a horse.

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#9: Esso    To: Horse (#8)

I bought my sister a horse.

I bought my ex-wife several horsies. It was painful for her when she lost them. The last one foundered.

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#10: Esso    To: Dakmar (#5)

I didn't shave today. She's in a 'bad boy' mood.

I got waxed. I hope Pac likes the smell and taste of menthol. His stubble isn't going to hurt me anymore than a bush wax.

Kim

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#11: Esso    To: All (#10)

I hope Pac likes the smell and taste of menthol.

You pee down there.

...bush wax.

That's funny.

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#12: Esso    To: Kimmy, 4um (#11)

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#13: Esso    To: All (#12)

I thought I should be a check out guy like my buddy Bill at Kroger or a bag boy like Michael (who is a very distinguished looking man) to meet gals, but my injuries won't let me be on my feet that long to pick up gals.

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#14: BTP Holdings    To: Esso (#3)

I've got like a thousand slutty OnlyFans 'models' sending me nudies via my DMs on X, like I'm going to actually pay for it.

The Admiral Theater in Chicago showed exclusively X rated films.

Now I hear it has turned into a Gentleman's Club. I haven't been there, but you can bet the admission is at least $20 and a beer (3.2 like at sporting events) is $5 or more. I hate to think of the cost of a mixed drink. ;)

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#15: BTP Holdings    To: Esso (#12)

Alison Kraus did this song in Chicago back in the mid 90s. Her fans were nice Christiaan people, but they were stupid as a storm. ;)

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#17: Esso    To: BTP Holdings (#14)

I about killed some huge fat gal that was trying to kill a little guy at a bar.

I hit her head into the bar rail so hard, she lost several teeth. Not my proudest moment, but my last day at Bob's Sports Bar.

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#18: Esso    To: All (#17)

My dad bought my orthodontist an orange one. It's a Ford.

The DeTomaso Pantera Is a Gorgeous Car That Deserves More Love

(edit) my teeth all got knocked out in 2013

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#19: Esso    To: All (#18)

Pac's lack of teeth isn't a total tragedy. 😇

Kim

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#20: Esso    To: All (#19)

Kim

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#21: Esso    To: All (#20)

Doc's talking about her ex, not me.

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#23: Dakmar    To: Esso (#21)

I can do the basic notes, but forget the words.

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#24: Esso    To: Dakmar, 4um (#23)

I take low-dose methadone for pain rarely and low dose Trazodone for sleep sometimes.

(edit) I have a negro doctor in Chicago in that prescribes what is illegal in Allen county IN. I'm not a druggie, just a banged up guy.

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#25: Esso    To: All (#24)

My sister asked me why Kimmy doesn't prescribe me drugs.

Because that's illegal.

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#26: ghostrider    To: Esso (#0)

The earliest family car I remember was a Nash Rambler when I was four, in my early teens the old gal a few houses down from a friend's had an REO Mainliner.

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#27: titorite    To: ghostrider (#26)

First car I ever drove was my mom's Ford Fairmount. I was four years old. She left the keys in the ignition. I put it into neutral and rolled her slightly down hill into our new AC Central air unit. This is 1984 . Lol. It was warm that summer

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#28: BTP Holdings    To: Esso (#18)

Pantera

Pantera was a band we worked in Chicago back in late 80s. :)

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