Fox News Highlights - May 22nd, 2025

Source: Fox News
Published: May 23, 2025
Author: Fox News
Post Date: 2025-05-23 12:30:43 by Esso
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The Gutfeld segment is worth watching.

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#1: Esso    To: All (#0)

Scott Adams actually has prostate cancer much unlike Prez Pedo who is just looking for a pity party.

Scott Adams story about Trump

Esso posted on 2025-05-23 12:45:49   Reply   Private Reply

#2: Esso    To: All (#1)

SHERIFF PUNKS DUDE OUT

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I'm just glad that none of my GFs died in my bed from the clot-shots. I'd be the one in prison, not Fauxi or Prez Pedo.

Kimmy hasn't shown any health effects...

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I'll bet they fell for their own propaganda about the clot-shots. Afterall, they're Dims.

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Trump's fault...

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I'm ready anytime. This obstructionism is BS.

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I saw a meme on X this morning about some other fag tranny that had on a wig that looked like Kimmy's hair, ugly sumbitch, huge nose, looked like a cadaver.

I was going to post a snarky comment about homos stealing Doc's hair, but I'll be damned if I can find it again. Kim should be here any second. We're gonna have two whole consecutive days together due to the holiday. I think the last time was Xmas.

Fuckin' freaks.

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I'm really scared.

Sub 60 IQ. Couldn't even get the bread pointed the right way for Szim/Zim/Qer/kur/Nim's 'masterpiece' of wokeness.

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I saw a meme on X this morning about some other fag tranny that had on a wig that looked like Kimmy's hair, ugly sumbitch, huge nose, looked like a cadaver.

I'd like to see that. I don't like being compared to anybody. 🤣

Kim

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#14: Esso    To: All (#13)

I've known this about Pac for 45 years, that's why I prefer being on top. I'm surprised I was able to have kids after two years of him beating up my uterus when I was a teenager.

Relax. Doctors and medical staff can't be shy. We've seen it all.

I would've liked to have seen Pac when the medics brought him to the ER in 2013 stripped to his boxer briefs strapped on a backboard. There might've been some pictures taken I'm sure.

Kim

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I would've liked to have seen Pac when the medics brought him to the ER in 2013 stripped to his boxer briefs strapped on a backboard.

The mini tacos didn't get it, but the vodka seems to have hit the spot.

We might have to get in the Clown Car tomorrow to get booze.

I hope both of them behave if we do. Clown Car and Kim don't get along.

Ld. Cmdr. Chip (Biggus Dickus) swingin' cock wrench can't figure it out.

Clown Car only gets mad when Kimmy's in it!

Christine

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Memorial Day is about swingin' dicks, not mentally ill gays swinging genitalia in front of children.

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That's my man. I don't know what to say. He's hurting.

Kim

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#19: Esso    To: ghostrider (#18)

Hey, Lord Commander Dad Joke...

Tell Kimmy a story about me. I'm at a loss for words...

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#21: Esso    To: Jim (#20)

Pac is puking, he's not drunk, it's his PTSD. He's fine.

Kim

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#22: Esso    To: Kimmy, 4um (#21)

I'm back...

Kimmy and me are starting our lives over except she's too young to just bail out like me.

we're just reliving our childhoods with millions of dollars this time, we ain't gonna take it with us.

She loves her job, I'm too crippled up to be more than advisor.

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I'm not all tattooed up nor am I even allowed to wear makeup or perfume because it might set off some snowflake patient and cause a lawsuit.

I hose down Pac with cologne, two spritzes just above his crotch and one on his chest.

I'm on the edge!

Kim

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We're out of vodka. We might have to go out in the Clown Car tomorrow.

Sprichted dicq and all.

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Dirty than my dicq. OMG! Negros.

White folk's version, not EweToob restricted...

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Tommy and his doggos bailing out of the Twin Cities...

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Biden doesn't have cancer...

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#28: Esso    To: All, Christine (#27)

I was taking Texas two-step lessons at the Legion or something because I wanted to dance with Christine years ago, pre 2013.

Got killed on the way to Mom's house to take care of her after the second lesson.

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#30: Esso    To: ghostrider (#29)

Kimmy thinks you're cool.

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#34: ghostrider    To: Esso (#30)

Kimmy thinks you're cool.

Closest I've ever got to that before was something about an icy stare.

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#35: ghostrider    To: Esso (#19)

Tell Kimmy a story about me. I'm at a loss for words...

You mean like how you were rated the number one screen door installer but gave it up because the limelight was too straining?

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