We can’t script this crap.
Joe Biden is walking around giving interviews. He’s still speaking Bidenese in his low creepy whisper, while getting in the female reporters faces. Personal space is not a concept Joe recognizes.
If he believes he is still competent … @SenateGOP bring him in for hearings for the whole world to see.
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I'll have to ask Kimmy about how he did it tonight.
#1: Horse To: Esso (#0)
Horse posted on 2025-05-31 15:23:32 Reply Private Reply
#2: Esso To: All (#0)
BREAKING NEWS: A 21-year-old former flight attendant has been arrested after police found a $3.3 million trafficking operation that involved selling a new drug that uses human bones as an ingredient
Authorities report that the illicit substance, marketed as a premium psychoactive drug on the black market, was linked to a suspect deeply involved in its smuggling network.
Sources reveal this macabre drug, derived from chemically modified human remains, has been circulating among the "global elite," sparking alarm over bioethics, organ trafficking, and the extremes to which the powerful will go for a ‘high.’
She is currently being held in Sri Lanka where she faces decades in prison if found guilty. Her lawyer from London is currently fighting for her release.
Esso posted on 2025-05-31 16:27:14 Reply Private Reply
#3: BTP Holdings To: Esso (#2)
Someone called the hotel and tipped him off and he took the next flight out of town. We still got paid for the night.
We were all in the bar afterward toasting Axl Rose, "Here's to Axl Rose, may he never have a puckered bung hole." ROTFLMAO!
BTP Holdings posted on 2025-05-31 19:41:38 Reply Private Reply
#4: Prefrontal Vortex To: BTP Holdings (#3)
Prefrontal Vortex posted on 2025-05-31 22:29:43 Reply Private Reply
#5: Esso To: All (#0)
Miracle Pill
Aha! The miracle pill! That's news to me.
Kim
Esso posted on 2025-05-31 23:09:04 Reply Private Reply
#6: BTP Holdings To: Prefrontal Vortex (#4)
I have no idea. I did not concern myself with those sorts of things. ;)
BTP Holdings posted on 2025-06-01 10:13:57 Reply Private Reply
#7: Esso To: Kim, All (#5)
I was hoping you could write a script for Angie tomorrow. If it cured Prez Pedo in two weeks, she should be cancer free by next weekend being only half his age.
Unless Sniffy the Perv's "Cancer Diagnosis" was a hoax from the git-go.
Esso posted on 2025-06-01 14:19:13 Reply Private Reply
#8: Esso To: Pacman (#7)
I wouldn't want to spoil the opportunity for you to see your ex wife at the funeral.
You knew this thing was a sick hoax from the start.
Kim
Esso posted on 2025-06-01 14:40:21 Reply Private Reply
#9: Esso To: Kimmy, 4um (#8)
You're the one who tipped me off. I'm just the cook.
Same thing with SecDef Lloyd Austin. I didn't know about ARC. Haven't heard anything about him lately. I wonder if he's back on the DC Bathhouse circuit?
Esso posted on 2025-06-01 14:57:09 Reply Private Reply
#10: Esso To: Kimmy (#8)
How very kind of you. I think the last time was my younger sister's funeral in the fall of 2018.
Somebody told me she got divorced and remarried again. I'm surprised the gay male pediatric nurse didn't work out. LOL!
Esso posted on 2025-06-01 16:00:35 Reply Private Reply
#11: Esso To: All (#10)
They should give the kid whatever Prez Pedo is taking. He's cured. In two weeks.
Esso posted on 2025-06-01 16:26:12 Reply Private Reply