I heard libs might block some streets. 🤣

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Published: Jun 7, 2025
Author: Cloud
Post Date: 2025-06-07 14:19:20 by Esso
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THAT'S COOL AF!!!

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#1: Esso    To: All (#0)

Esso posted on 2025-06-07 14:30:53   Reply   Private Reply


#2: Esso    To: Dakmar (#0)

What did you do to my little company man? He was fine when I left Monday morning. Don't bother. I know what's been going on. I cleaned him up and gave him a shave. He smells normal now. He said the last shower he had was Wednesday morning so he hasn't been out in public since then. He won't go out without a shower.

I'm glad he didn't let me know or I might have booked us a room for the weekend at the Park Center mental health clinic. Pac says it's nice and the buffets are excellent. I can probably get a discount rate since they're in my hospital group. I would've been worried about Pac if I knew.

Join us for a little while tonight if you've got some time.

Kim

Esso posted on 2025-06-07 19:06:28   Reply   Private Reply


#3: BTP Holdings    To: Esso (#1)

I'll bet that rig would work really well in riots. ;)

BTP Holdings posted on 2025-06-07 19:22:34   Reply   Private Reply


#4: Esso    To: Kimmy, Dakmar, 4um (#2)

I might have booked us a room for the weekend at the Park Center mental health clinic.

There's a scene at the end of a Miami Vice episode, Shadow in the Dark when Crockett catches a kook that about drove him nuts trying to catch him.

As the bad guy's being escorted to the police car he says to Crockett in a curt voice, "You live with me now, don't you?"

Welcome to the club, Doc.

This is just before the end...

Kimmy, I need to get the Series online unless someone can get me a $99 VHS player for a lot less than $2,000.

Esso posted on 2025-06-07 19:29:50   Reply   Private Reply


#5: Esso    To: BTP Holdings, 4um (#3)

If you look at the comments on X, there's an actual video of it running through shit. It made my day.

Its name is 'Buttercup' I think.

Esso posted on 2025-06-07 19:41:59   Reply   Private Reply


#6: Esso    To: Pacman (#4)

Settle down stinky

Kim

Esso posted on 2025-06-07 19:47:39   Reply   Private Reply


#7: Esso    To: Dakmar, 4um (#6)

You have a hard day of ZTR'n or are you trying to get a life?

My weekday wife is here fighting with Kimmy in the backyard. There's 20 cop cars here taking bets.

Esso posted on 2025-06-07 20:39:39   Reply   Private Reply


#8: Esso    To: All (#7)

Toby Keith at the Trump Inauguration

Esso posted on 2025-06-07 20:51:03   Reply   Private Reply


#9: ghostrider    To: Esso (#4)

If you have the guts you could go to the local wal mart they should have the box set on dvd, where'd you thunk I got both seasons of "F Troop" and every episode of "Kung Fu" I haven't watched any of it yet. Only time I see weirdos at the one I frequent are reflections so far but I'll keep trying.

ghostrider posted on 2025-06-07 21:03:37   Reply   Private Reply


#10: Esso    To: All (#8)

I CAN'T GET NO TUBS!

Esso posted on 2025-06-07 21:12:09   Reply   Private Reply


#11: Esso    To: ghostrider (#9)

If you have the guts you could go to the local wal mart they should have the box set on dvd,

Where do you get a DVD player anymore? The TV/DVD thing in the bordello got whacked by the lightning strike years ago.

Best I can give you is a 7 y/o chromebook that I took the battery out of it recently before it blew up.

I put it my asshole neighbor's garbage can. I didn't want to be held liable for setting a garbage truck on fire.

(Edit) It was so swelled up that Sling Blade was afraid to touch it.

Esso posted on 2025-06-07 21:19:13   Reply   Private Reply


#12: Esso    To: ghostrider (#9)

Me an Doc have gone through a half gallon of mixer. Been a rough week all around, I guess.

Esso posted on 2025-06-07 21:26:55   Reply   Private Reply


#13: Esso    To: All (#12)

Me an Doc have gone through a half gallon of mixer. Been a rough week all around

Absolutely!

The new Covid shots are ready to go.

Line up.

Dr. Kimberly, MD. I'm not bothering going to my emogi site.

Esso posted on 2025-06-07 21:32:51   Reply   Private Reply


#14: Esso    To: Kimmy (#13)

Esso posted on 2025-06-07 21:34:28   Reply   Private Reply


#15: Esso    To: Dakmar (#14)

Your GF's mad at you. You stood her up.

Esso posted on 2025-06-07 22:20:34   Reply   Private Reply


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Esso posted on 2025-06-07 22:21:35   Reply   Private Reply


#17: ghostrider    To: Esso (#11)

The DVD players are go to the right end of the display TVs back away from the TVs twelve feet look down to your left second shelf up from the floor. If you are looking at radios, you didn't follow instructions of backing up.

ghostrider posted on 2025-06-07 22:21:36   Reply   Private Reply


#18: Esso    To: ghostrider (#17)

The DVD players are go to the right end of the display TVs back away from the TVs twelve feet look down to your left second shelf up from the floor. If you are looking at radios, you didn't follow instructions of backing up.

I think Kimmy likes you. She wanted to know if you got your "NEW" Covid shot yet.

Just kidding, she's peeing.

Esso posted on 2025-06-07 22:29:22   Reply   Private Reply


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Esso posted on 2025-06-07 22:33:40   Reply   Private Reply


#20: Esso    To: Dakmar, 4um (#19)

Kimmy's pissed that you're trying to make a life for yourself rather than wasting away with us.

That's her sister that wanted to bang you.

Esso posted on 2025-06-07 22:46:54   Reply   Private Reply


#21: Esso    To: All (#20)

That's not my sister.

I'm prescribing a reduction in alcohol consumption, aspirin, convulsive muscular therapy, followed by bedrest for my patient that has had a traumatic week.

I'm not sure how he's dealing with things when he cries over sad dog videos. I don't know how I deal with it. Sometimes I don't.

Things are so crazy I don't know what I'd do without him as an anchor.

Kim

Esso posted on 2025-06-07 23:13:29   Reply   Private Reply


#22: Esso    To: All (#21)

Oh crap. I might wake up Pac. There's a bunch of cars across the street.

Angie might be going.

Kim

Esso posted on 2025-06-08 02:35:32   Reply   Private Reply


#23: Esso    To: All (#22)

It's nothing, just six extra cars in his driveway.

Angie's going out hard. She loves Chris and her kids.

Maybe she didn't hear me when I told her I'd take care of everything a couple months ago.

I've got a $9,600 check in Chris' name for final expenses and $104K in my account.

Not sure why Doc isn't pumping on Angie's chest...

Esso posted on 2025-06-08 03:05:55   Reply   Private Reply


#24: Esso    To: All (#23)

Not sure why Doc isn't pumping on Angie's chest...

There's no one there. She's running up a $1,000/hr bill at Kimmy's joint.

Esso posted on 2025-06-08 03:38:35   Reply   Private Reply


#25: Esso    To: All (#24)

This is the Parkview Group...

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#27: Esso    To: All (#26)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Gs3L4uKWQAEbZzw?format=jpg&name=medium

Esso posted on 2025-06-08 03:56:58   Reply   Private Reply