Chumbawamba - Tubthumping

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Published: Jun 12, 2025
Author: Chumbawamba
Post Date: 2025-06-12 01:31:28 by Esso
Views: 1959

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I think I've got my MVP spot locked in with 1800Flowers.com locked in again.

My ex-wife just beat everybody out for my next funeral or 'Celebration of Life' as I guess they're called now.

This is a hard one.

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Esso posted on 2025-06-12 01:49:11   Reply   Private Reply

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Death is everywhere

Esso posted on 2025-06-12 02:16:07   Reply   Private Reply

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"No one will win this time. I just want you back."

Esso posted on 2025-06-12 03:55:19   Reply   Private Reply

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My ex-wife just beat everybody out for my next funeral or 'Celebration of Life' as I guess they're called now.

This is a hard one.

The gal was 49.

Esso posted on 2025-06-12 04:00:48   Reply   Private Reply

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Those are Peltor muffs +1. Bren 10 firearm -6.

They changed to a S&W 645 later +5.

Brown rig -1,000. That's gay.

Esso posted on 2025-06-12 04:27:46   Reply   Private Reply

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X purged a bunch of the OnlyFans sluts that were sending me nudies in DMs.

That sucks. What am I supposed to do when Kim's not here?

(Edit) 60% of men masturbate, 40% are liars.

Esso posted on 2025-06-12 04:39:19   Reply   Private Reply

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When I get my ex in the clown car, she'll be blowing me before we get to Covington, wherever that is.

Vroom, vroom.

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Loddy liked her overbite, I like her legs...

Black eyes and black hair, I can fix her, I swear.

Esso posted on 2025-06-12 05:11:08   Reply   Private Reply

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I haven't had a blond slut in a while...

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