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It might've been indiscreet to ping Elon Musk and SpaceX to my post. My point was, "It's not rocket science."

Maybe I will make a pass at my ex-wife at the funeral Saturday, but I have a suspicion that's her plan.

She burned her bridges, we'd have to finish up before 1730 when Doc gets here at 1800.

I'm just talkin', it pisses me off when I get censored.

I appreciate you fellas keeping me sane. I don't have many folks left.

Angie's #25 since 2020. 22 of them were covid shots.

I hope my ex-wife doesn't have an ulterior motive of trying to kill me. Our divorce was amicable. I think (know) that it worked out a lot better for me, given the circumstances.

You don't need a gun at a funeral, right? I was planning on actually buttoning my BLACK-ON-BLACK special Hawaiian funeral shirt.

I might sneak in a small Bad Guy Spray down below.

(Edit) Maybe I will make a pass at my ex-wife at the funeral Saturday, but I have a suspicion that's her plan.

That's probably why Kimmy's so spun-up. She should know better.

Tampon Tim is a year or two younger than me. If you put us side-by-side, you'd swear that I was young enough to be his son. The H0M0/P3D0 lifestyle has been hard on him.

I'm gettin' a million likes on that, but I can't reply. Boo hoo.

Bald and stupid Kimmy...

Like I didn't know that. Elon better up his security. LOL!

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(Edit) My Venezuelan hit-team next-door is heading to Austin as I type.

LOL!

I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT ANYBODY WOULD EVEN THINK ABOUT BANNING SOMEBODY AS CHARMING AND DELIGHTFUL AS I AM!

I'm turning this over to Kimmy and her lawyers.

Gawd, I can't believe this.

I gave Doc a 3.2 carat, color D, flawless, brilliant cut diamond to put in her belly button.

Somebody's in trouble. Probably me.

I'm lying.

I did give Doc the aforementioned diamond, but I had it set in an engagement ring that she'll never be able to wear in public without some splib cutting her finger off with a tin snips.

Kim doesn't have any piercings, aside from her ears, or tats.

I doubt she'll get a belly button thing, but I like the idea.

I can look at it when I'm down below.

I've never made it to the getting an account part let alone post If anyone wants to know what makes me tick, they should consider mechanical escapement timer. I used to get the discount on cigarettes at the murphy's by punching in a phone number, not my own mind you the phone number to a local pharmacy. I quit getting the discount when I quit smoking.

I'm thinking of posting pictures of some kittens on craig's list; Free to good home, crazy cat lady starter kit.

This is for you HONEY.

OMFG. Honey.