Happy birthday Rainman (Jay)

Source: Me
Published: Aug 13, 2025
Author: Pacman/Esso
Post Date: 2025-08-13 01:26:24 by Esso
Views: 10558

He's 65 today and is still truckin' in his 2 million mile longhorn Pete. Asshole.

He's still one of my friends that hasn't died yet.

I don't see him much anymore, His wife has VaxMentia and his step- daughter is a new FWPD tattoied-up cop.

He was over here last week getting a lawn mower.

He tried to pin me down on Kim's last name (I don't know why) I told him Chapman, an old buddy's name. She keeps her name private for a reason.

I just have the hots for bald chicks and ugly chicks with a lot of hair.

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We just want to be left alone. Kim, more so than me. Everybody wants to have a MD to look at their boil for free and be a 'friend.'

I'm gonna kill 'Dr Pimple Pimple Popper' on EweToob, I'm much more interesting.

LeeAnn looked like her, she's gone too.

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#1: Esso    To: All (#0)

A lot of folks don't believe that I worked for the Company. I'm an American citizen older than Obama the Kenyan.

Melissa died in her backyard, Aleena died after going home, I'm not sure exactly what happened to Cari.

Esso posted on 2025-08-13 01:39:07   Reply   Private Reply

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Esso posted on 2025-08-13 01:58:57   Reply   Private Reply

#3: Esso    To: All (#2)

Rainman just called me somewhere on the road. He's thinking about calling his week short.

I haven't been to his joint for a long time.

Esso posted on 2025-08-13 02:24:47   Reply   Private Reply

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I guess Rainman is bringing his Pete in earlry for his birthday. I might have to make nice with his wife that used to call me her "other husband" back in the day.

There was no hanky-panky, but rumors. There's no fuckin' way Doc's gonna be involved.

Esso posted on 2025-08-13 02:48:17   Reply   Private Reply

#5: Esso    To: All (#4)

Call...

I dare you.

Contact CIA's Information and Privacy Coordinator at (703) 613-1287 or the Office of Public Affairs at (703) 482-0623.

Hotline Number: (703) 374-7400. URL: https://www.cia.gov/

Tell 'em Pacman sent you.

Have them pick up Tony Fauchi on their way to Indiana. LOL.

Esso posted on 2025-08-13 03:35:54   Reply   Private Reply

#6: Esso    To: All (#5)

"At seven PM, a main hatchway gave in, he said fellas, it's been good to know you."

Gordon Lightfoot - Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald

Esso posted on 2025-08-13 03:43:16   Reply   Private Reply

#7: Esso    To: All (#6)

Suicide is painless.

We cleaned that up for TeeVee...

Esso posted on 2025-08-13 03:55:52   Reply   Private Reply

#8: Esso    To: All (#7)

This is EweToob AI. not me.

I don't have to be anybody until Saturday night.

Esso posted on 2025-08-13 04:00:36   Reply   Private Reply

#9: Esso    To: All (#8)

We danced as the evening sky turned into turned into black.

I'm glad I'm not in Doc's scrubs...

Esso posted on 2025-08-13 04:11:54   Reply   Private Reply

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Esso posted on 2025-08-13 04:26:55   Reply   Private Reply

#11: Esso    To: All (#10)

Maybe me and Doc should disappear.

Esso posted on 2025-08-13 04:33:14   Reply   Private Reply