Sean Penn, 64 y/o, Stage 5 TDS
I'm 64. I'll guarantee you, I don't look anything like that.
Poster Comment:
"So, as you can see, these people are unhinged, and that is not hyperbole."
No shit, Sherlock. Half this country belongs in psychiatric lockdown. The MSM induced mass-formation psychosis is complete.
Gawd, I'm sick of those people. Don't even get me started on negro fatigue...
#14: Esso To: Dakmar (#13)
No, but if you send me twenty bux, I'll tell you a weird story about my handler Punk killing a guy at the Finland Station in Russia, then freaking out about me killing a mole in her back yard a couple years later.
Put your credit card away. If me and Kim are still online, I'll tell it for free if I get shitfaced enough.
Wait, what? Did I just tell the story?
Esso posted on 2025-08-16 17:56:26 Reply Private Reply
#15: Dakmar To: Esso (#14)
Details would be a mere footnote at this point :)
Dakmar posted on 2025-08-16 17:59:23 Reply Private Reply
#16: Esso To: Dakmar (#15)
That's why I need a handler. Thank God for my tax-babe and her gals.
They have snacks coming Monday, and mixed roses coming Wednesday.
I kinda lost my taste for flowers after Angie died.
I'm tryin' to get back in the saddle.
I really wanted the Gogi Grant version. I had the 45.
Esso posted on 2025-08-16 18:15:51 Reply Private Reply
#17: Esso To: Dakmar (#15)
I need a shower and to go through Pac's devices to see how many times he cheated on me this week. Just kidding, but his tax accountant is starting to worry me. 🤣
Esso posted on 2025-08-16 18:26:44 Reply Private Reply
#18: Esso To: Dakmar (#16)
This is the song...
Puberty and all that entails...
Esso posted on 2025-08-16 18:37:32 Reply Private Reply
#19: Esso To: All (#18)
Esso posted on 2025-08-16 18:42:59 Reply Private Reply
#20: Esso To: Dakmar, 4um (#17)
Kim's not a nosy bitch. I have no secrets anymore, I prefer she know rather than wonder. Been down that road more than twice.
Kim knows I don't mess with married women anymore. Manuella forced herself upon myself, she was a bartender and had irresistible weapons. That was in the 80s.
Esso posted on 2025-08-16 18:57:16 Reply Private Reply
#21: Dakmar To: Esso, Doctor Kimberly (#17)
Now I want a silly hat!
Dakmar posted on 2025-08-16 19:22:32 Reply Private Reply
#22: Esso To: All (#20)
Thank god he doesn't have dogs anymore. He says a dog should die before its owner.
He was telling me about his sister taking in another abused foster dog today. He doesn't take animal abuse very well.
Kim
Esso posted on 2025-08-16 19:23:02 Reply Private Reply
#23: Esso To: Dakmar (#21)
Wait 'til you get old. I have to sit down to pee unless it's a urinal. I'd fall asleep otherwise.
Prostate problems suck. So does Kimmy being here. I'm afraid I might wear out my bathroom door hinges opening and shutting the doors.
I have a shy bladder.
I'm still embarrassed about the Gogi Grant mix-up, especially in front of you, Lord Commander Music Snob.
I'm having Jimi Hendrix's Stratocaster, strung upside-down for a left-handed guitar genius, not unlike like yourself, sent to your new joint.
Esso posted on 2025-08-16 19:36:00 Reply Private Reply
#24: Dakmar To: Esso (#23)
I drink about a gallon of water a day and could pass as a fountain for at least a few seconds sometimes.
Dakmar posted on 2025-08-16 19:55:01 Reply Private Reply
#25: Esso To: All (#23)
It's hard to tell when he's serious or not without seeing the smirk.
Kim
Esso posted on 2025-08-16 19:55:46 Reply Private Reply
#26: Dakmar To: Esso (#23)
Will it fit in the Franklin Stove in the workshop without me having to stomp it more?
Dakmar posted on 2025-08-16 19:58:41 Reply Private Reply
#27: Esso To: Dakmar, Dr. Kimmy, Horse, 4um (#24)
When the prostate gland pinches off the urethra, urinating can become very difficult.
Ha! Fooled you! That was me, not Kim. I take OTC supplements that help.
Force Factor Prostate Advanced has been the the best. I think saw palmetto is the main ingredient.
We're out of Dr. Kimmy's wheelhouse at this point, she's refusing to name her big pharma equivalent right this second. LOL.
Dr. Horse is my primary care provider.
Esso posted on 2025-08-16 20:08:54 Reply Private Reply
#28: Dakmar To: Esso (#27)
Dakmar posted on 2025-08-16 20:16:50 Reply Private Reply
#29: Esso To: Dakmar (#26)
Do you have a spare bedroom? 😊
Esso posted on 2025-08-16 20:19:32 Reply Private Reply
#30: Dakmar To: Esso (#27)
Drink 2 gallons of water per day then. Physics/biology/fluid dynamics are the future of excretion!
Dakmar posted on 2025-08-16 20:19:56 Reply Private Reply
#31: Dakmar To: Esso (#29)
I know where there is an abandoned E-150 stripped out church bus. They'll let you stay there if you pass the quiz from their pamphlet.
Dakmar posted on 2025-08-16 20:22:49 Reply Private Reply
#32: Esso To: Dakmar (#28)
Apparently you were a bit ahead of your time.
Doc is a bit spunky tonight. I think it's the fluorescent bulb in my flying bug catcher in the downstairs bathroom wigging out and flashing like a disco light.
Never a white three piece suit around when you need one.
Esso posted on 2025-08-16 20:29:00 Reply Private Reply
#33: Dakmar To: Esso (#32)
Dakmar posted on 2025-08-16 20:34:46 Reply Private Reply
#34: Dakmar To: Esso (#32)
Should I get my knife?
Dakmar posted on 2025-08-16 20:36:16 Reply Private Reply
#35: Esso To: Dakmar, 4um (#33)
Ever since I told folks I was working on my will, everybody's saying, "I want this or I want that."
I should start giving it away now. It's not like I'd miss it. Chris and his boy are supposed to get the house because after Chris has seen my degeneration, he's thinking it's not a bad idea to have his son living across the street as he gets older.
All I'd have to pack out is 18 T-shirts, 3 Hawaiian shirts I use as jackets to conceal my gun, 2 dozen undies and a shitload of TP.
Next stop, Holiday Rambler in Wakarusa if they're still there, and infinity...
Esso posted on 2025-08-16 20:50:53 Reply Private Reply
#36: Esso To: Dakmar (#34)
Not yet.
You got a sewer cleanout at your new joint where I can unload my RV tanks?
Esso posted on 2025-08-16 20:54:49 Reply Private Reply
#37: Dakmar To: Esso (#36)
Dakmar posted on 2025-08-16 21:03:22 Reply Private Reply
#38: Dakmar To: Esso (#36)
I'll send you the UPC code :)
Dakmar posted on 2025-08-16 21:04:16 Reply Private Reply
#39: Dakmar To: Esso (#35)
No final kiss from Santa? Bleak!
Dakmar posted on 2025-08-16 21:09:50 Reply Private Reply
#40: Esso To: Dakmar, Dr. Kimmy (#38)
Kimmy doesn't know what I'm talkin' about or if she's got room in her B&B's driveway for my new house. As far north as it is, it's probably a septic tank.
I want to post that wind turbine clip again, but I'll just leave my greatest fear ever here instead...
Kim's a lot better looking than that drug-swallowing skank.
Melissa died tending flowers in her garden, Aleena died in her sleep two weeks after getting home, I'm not exactly sure what happened to Cari.
I can't think of Kimmy being slid down my narrow stairs in a body bag.
Esso posted on 2025-08-16 21:27:28 Reply Private Reply
#41: Dakmar To: Esso (#40)
Dakmar posted on 2025-08-16 21:39:24 Reply Private Reply
#42: Esso To: Dakmar (#40)
If my patient is reliving dead girlfriends, I need to get him upstairs.
Jim hasn't been himself since his young neighbor died. I didn't help by sniping at him for having his ex take him to the celebration of life ceremony. Usually I'm the one in trouble.
Pac saw something across the street that hurt him today.
I'll have him all spiffed up for you by tomorrow afternoon.
Kim
Esso posted on 2025-08-16 21:49:39 Reply Private Reply
#43: Dakmar To: Esso, Dr Kimmy (#42)
I know where Fort Wayne is, I know how many heavy bombers it would take to reduce it to rubble!
Dakmar posted on 2025-08-16 21:59:45 Reply Private Reply
#44: Esso To: All (#42)
Kim's right. I need some serious time, not insanity.
She liked her porcupines, and isn't unhappy about all the newfound fruit.
I'm just burnt out.
Esso posted on 2025-08-16 22:06:29 Reply Private Reply
#45: ghostrider To: Esso (#6)
ghostrider posted on 2025-08-16 22:18:37 Reply Private Reply
#46: Dakmar To: ghostrider (#45)
Dakmar posted on 2025-08-16 22:25:09 Reply Private Reply
#47: ghostrider To: Esso (#7)
Do you know of the robot Bender Rodríguez?
ghostrider posted on 2025-08-16 22:28:57 Reply Private Reply
#48: Dakmar To: ghostrider (#47)
Los Glossidio del Duralum el Mechanico du El Smoocho mi Buttisco was legendary in my old neighborhood.
Dakmar posted on 2025-08-16 22:37:15 Reply Private Reply
#49: Esso To: All (#44)
I guess my 600 level psy CIA nonsense outweighs a a GP's minimums.
I'm OK, Angie's death hit me hard. I wasn't banging her, she and Chris were like my children.
Esso posted on 2025-08-16 22:48:14 Reply Private Reply
#50: Esso To: ghostrider (#45)
Thanks, maybe I should see if Chris and his son need some watermelon chuncks. It's hard becoming a housewife all the sudden.
I'm good at food safety.
(Edit) I feel so sorry for Chris. I was out having a smoke looking out my front gate and saw him staring blankly out his BR window. He's lost and too proud to talk to me. Next time he's cutting my (his) lawn, I'll talk to him.
My psych training is weaponized, but I remember some of my help after Beirut.
I'm actually a nice guy if you're not an asshole.
Esso posted on 2025-08-16 22:53:08 Reply Private Reply
#51: ghostrider To: Dakmar (#46)
Well, there was that one time at a traffic circle in Manila. Marcos the elder was still president and that stuff wasn't so frowned upon then. It never snowed during Tet there.
ghostrider posted on 2025-08-16 22:58:37 Reply Private Reply
#52: Esso To: ghostrider (#47)
Yeah, vaguely.
Me and Kim are in a competition to see who dies first, her clot-shots and my genetics.
Of course I drink, smoke, eat bacon, salt, caffeine, etc all the stuff that's supposed to kill me.
Here I am! Still.
(Edit) I don't hang out on the back (south) of my house since the feds told me NOT to keep giving "Satan" a free shot. (gunrunning and a FWPD thingy)
Esso posted on 2025-08-16 23:00:29 Reply Private Reply
#53: Esso To: ghostrider (#51)
I'm writing you out of my will.
If you want something, come get it now.
Better hurry.
Esso posted on 2025-08-16 23:31:41 Reply Private Reply
#54: Dakmar To: ghostrider (#51)
May Albert Hammond forgive me...:)
Dakmar posted on 2025-08-16 23:36:06 Reply Private Reply
#55: Dakmar To: Esso (#53)
Dakmar posted on 2025-08-16 23:39:26 Reply Private Reply
#56: Esso To: Dakmar (#54)
Esso posted on 2025-08-16 23:42:03 Reply Private Reply
#57: Dakmar To: All (#54)
Dakmar posted on 2025-08-16 23:44:26 Reply Private Reply
#58: Dakmar To: Esso (#56)
So I should tune the loog to C ?
Dakmar posted on 2025-08-16 23:50:21 Reply Private Reply
#59: Esso To: Dakmar (#55)
Who the fuck do you think bought all those shoes with diamonds?
You think Kim got a 3.2 carat D flawless brilliant cut diamond from a McDonald's cook?
Actually she did, it took 45 years and her finding me through medical records to do it.
Don't tell me about HIPPA, put my name in your database. My tax babe has access to that.
Esso posted on 2025-08-16 23:57:49 Reply Private Reply
#60: Dakmar To: Esso (#59)
gonna use her for myself...
Do the diversity loving leftists have a clue about the the culture they leverage to replace ours?
Dakmar posted on 2025-08-17 00:13:48 Reply Private Reply
#61: Esso To: All, Horse (#59)
The only AltE/whatever project I was involved in was rainwater reclamation, which is illegal (City Utilities measures sewage fees from water in, not outlet).
Smart electric meters cut off all power from grid-tie inverters and solar panels if power blackflows. Roofers are taking those off soon for a new roof on my shop.
I'm bangin' a wannabe felon for not wanting to kill infants with mRNA shots and use natural stuff like Horse recommends.
Me ad Doc's tradecraft is felony. It's edgy, but the sex is great.
Esso posted on 2025-08-17 00:25:45 Reply Private Reply
#62: Esso To: Dakmar (#60)
Kimmy wanted to send you a song but she couldn't think of anything so it's up to me.
Just kidding, even I'm not that mean. We'll try again...
We're late boomers, but we're GenX deep down.
We love you, Dakkie (Dax), Pac & Doc
Esso posted on 2025-08-17 00:52:30 Reply Private Reply
#63: Dakmar To: Esso (#61)
Entire hunting trip is off? Damn you! I was counting on those monkey carcasses to culturally enrich some future project.
Dakmar posted on 2025-08-17 00:53:06 Reply Private Reply