The Great Jonny Quest Documentary

Source: EweToob
Published: Aug 23, 2025
Author: Hunter Goatley
Post Date: 2025-08-23 12:01:47 by Esso
Views: 29552


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I thought this might be interesting because Jonny Quest was a thing when I was growing up in the 1960s, so I put it on my ChromeBook on my nightstand to watch.

It knocked me out faster than anything in Kim's little black bag (She doesn't actually have one of those). When I had to get up to pee, I'd restart it and be out again in an instant. Best sleep I've had in years.

I actually feel pretty good today for a change.

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#1: Esso    To: All (#0)

Can we agree it’s not a woman? #stuffmydadsendsme

RFH is a BIG gal, but I like her.

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Esso posted on 2025-08-23 13:08:23   Reply   Private Reply


#3: Esso    To: All (#2)

My little Japanese 'weekday GF' Mia from NYC on X is chatty today. She wants to know what I'm making Kimmy for dinner (I got the official okeydokey from Doc this morning for tacos). We've been discussing growing tomatoes and peppers. I'm not sure what her game is, if any, or why she picked me out of two billion X users, but it's kinda fun. She's very well spoken. Maybe she's just lonely, I've been to NYC years ago and it sucked then.

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Esso posted on 2025-08-23 16:03:23   Reply   Private Reply


#5: Esso    To: All (#4)

About an hour until my date.

I'm all scrubbed, pink, shaved and stinkin' pretty and the tacos are done! As soon as I finish this cup of tea, I'm breakin' out the booze.

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#6: Esso    To: All, TommyTheMadArtist (#5)

The doctor is in the house. She's upstairs getting the hospital kooties off.

I hope Mia doesn't die of loneliness until Monday. I think she's trying to write my unauthorized biography or something.

I always think of Tommy and his dogs with this video. I wonder how he's doing? When he told me he was 'going dark' he wasn't lying.

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#7: Esso    To: Kimmy, 4um (#6)

When Chris got done cutting my lawn yesterday I asked him if he and his boy liked tomatoes. He said something about acid doing something to him. I can only hear about half of what people say, my blown out ears and tinnitus make it impossible to hear. I can kinda read lips, but I don't like looking people in the face. I can tell when they're lying to me.

I've got a shit-ton about to ripen all at once. I can make salsa verde and I like tomato sandwiches. I might have to figure out how to make tomato sauce and freeze it.

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#8: Esso    To: Dakmar (#7)

My guy had a busy week. He's got a young Asian woman chasing him around X DMs like he is the last man on earth. It seems innocent enough but I wonder what they're up to. Pac says he was bored so he replied to her DM. That's why I won't let him see or talk to my sister. She's had a crush on him since she was 13.

Why don't you regale me with your rapier wit and vast music knowledge to make him jealous.

Kim

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#9: Esso    To: All (#8)

It seems innocent enough but I wonder what they're up to. Pac says he was bored so he replied to her DM.

I WAS bored, I'm dying to know what her scam is, If she's trying to get me to pay for an OF subscription, her financial news letter, or what. She hasn't tried to put the bite on me yet.

This affair is disgustingly wholesome. I wish she was more interested in sex, rather than what I'm cooking for Kim or her obsession with playing futures in the spot gold market.

Money is boring, bring on the tits.

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#10: Esso    To: All (#9)

This affair is disgustingly wholesome.

It is. I can't tell who's jerking around who. You probably know about Pac's past.

Kim

(Edit) Kim's just here for the home cookin' and dicq. - Pac

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#12: Esso    To: All (#11)

I trust Jim he's just playing. I'm still pretty upset about what my ex did to me. It was sicker than you can imagine.

Kim

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#14: Esso    To: All (#13)

I need to be nice. I need to pick a few things tomorrow. I'm trying to figure out what I need to do to get Jim to clean off the junk mail on the back of his truck so I don't have to ride in that contraption he calls a car.

I wish I would've found him again 6 months sooner. I might've been able to stop the madness. Of the few times he decided to spend money on himself. I don't think I can change him. I shouldn't try.

Kim

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#15: Esso    To: All (#14)

Of the few times he decided to spend money on himself. I don't think I can change him.

Tell Kim I went to see my therapist...

LOL.

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#16: Esso    To: All (#15)

Tell Kim I went to see my therapist...

I'm in love with a flake. He was so serious in 1978 when I met him.

Kim

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#17: Esso    To: All (#16)

He was so serious in 1978 when I met him.

How's this for serious? Don't be this gal.

Been there three times between 2021 and 2023. Fortunately they had the good taste not to stroke out in my house.

It took me about two months to get up the stones buy flowers after Angie's funeral and I wasn't sleeping with her. You were around.

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#18: Esso    To: All (#17)

Everyone needs to listen to baby Trump

I want them to do a Jizmine Crockett baby thing with her googly Marty Feldman eyes. That'd be hilarious.

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#19: Esso    To: All (#18)

Pac's lovesick girlfriend is back from her dinner with her friend Annie yapping about investments again. 😅😂🤣

I can give her some advice. He likes Asian girls, he doesn't like being chased, he doesn't like talking about money, and he hates New York City.

I should buy him plane tickets to go meet her. He wouldn't go.

I'm not worried anymore.

Kim

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#20: Esso    To: All (#19)

He likes Asian girls

Doc's got my number.

True, I was in Tokyo for a little bit sometime in the late 80s, early 90s. The demure little gals wore surgical masks to hide their shame from the pervy Jap guys grab-assing them on the trains. I felt sorry for them. That was before Covid was a gleam in Fauchi's eyes.

he doesn't like being chased

Not when it's this chaste and wholesome. This is bordering on gay.

he doesn't like talking about money

Also true.

he hates New York City.

Absolutely. It's like a cage with those tall buildings and narrow streets. I can't imagine the hellhole it is now. I flew out there to interview with FOX and CNBC as a 'guest analyst' in the late 90s. There was some question if I was allowed to talk about things I knew because of NDAs. Fox planned on remote stuff through the local affiliate, WFFT, I don't remember how the CNBC thing was supposed to work, but I did get to briefly meet Maria Bartiromo, pretty, but THICC down below, and now with FOX and Joe Kernan who used to be thin, still with CNBC.

(Edit) I'm so glad I said no. I sure would've been sorry to miss my step-father's, mother's and younger sister's passing. /s

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#21: Esso    To: Mia (#6)

I hope Mia doesn't die of loneliness until Monday.

She might not make it...

I guess it's tacos for breakfast lunch. Too late now, I guess we'll have to survive on cheescake and frozen fruit.

I'm too old to grow up.

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#22: Esso    To: All (#21)

I guess we're not going to bed tonight. Doc's on my X account trolling libs, chicks and lib chicks.

It's good she's feeling punky, it's been a rough couple months.

Our chances of shopping tomorrow are rapidly approaching zero. I might have to get out the puke wastebasket for her. LOL

I'm a bad influence.

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#23: Esso    To: All (#22)

Doc's on my X account trolling libs, chicks and lib chicks.

At least she's containing it to DMs, I might get blocked by some snowflakes, but I shouldn't get banned again.

She just told the commie Zohrán Mamdani in the open that he's gay. LOL!

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#24: Esso    To: All (#23)

I might get blocked by some snowflakes, but I shouldn't get banned again.

I might. I just posted something the libs won't like about a muzz video.

"To all the people that hate the 'joos', muzz is a thousand times worse. Been there."

Kim's a bad influence on ME, ME, ME!

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#25: Prefrontal Vortex    To: Esso (#3)

Probably a Nigerian or Indian trying to scam an old guy out of his money.

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#26: Esso    To: Prefrontal Vortex (#25)

Probably a Nigerian or Indian trying to scam an old guy out of his money.

Doubtful. Kimmy got a kick out of it after she got over being mad. Whoever she/it is is multilingual, high IQ.

I think she's trying to sell me a subscription to her investment newsletter or there's a slight possibility that she's just a lonely gal in NYC.

I'm not that old I'm 64, Doc is 61. Regardless, it's a fun game. I want to play it out. Kim said she'd pay for plane tickets to meet her. I'll never go to NYC again. It was a shithole back then, it hasn't gotten any better.

(Edit) FWIW, I think I'm older than Tampon Tim Waltz. If you were to compare us, you'd think he's old enough to be my father. Not being a homo/pedo has been kind to me.

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#27: Esso    To: All (#26)

“Putting blonde hair on a black chick is like putting whipped cream on dog shit.”

Oh boy, somebody's on fire tonight.

The lunch tacos just got moved to dinner, shopping is cancelled and she's...

White privilege.

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#28: Esso    To: All (#27)

Woah!

John Bolton's wife. The money selling out the country was good, but being married to a treasonous homo/pedo takes it's toll apparently. Kim should've been a spook, she picks this shit up fast.

We both made bad decisions. I'm surprised my wife didn't dump me when I killed that crackhead in 2008. She waited six more years. Either she was really smart or really dumb. I haven't thought about it.

Either way, she was going to walk away a millionaire.

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#29: Esso    To: All (#28)

Trying to take Kimmy's drink away tonight

She's been needing to blow off steam for a long time now, I guess tonight's the night. I've been up late before.

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#30: Esso    To: All (#29)

Yeah, I'm gettin' banned on X again...

In response to a video of some homo punching through a thin cardboard box, saying that's what "He's going to do to Trump supporters", Doc replied:

"I'd shoot him in the liver then pepper spray his face so it hurts the whole time that he's dying"

That's my girl. Eh, I spent 15 years sleeping with a CIA agent on every continent on earth except Antarctica, I think. I'm not too worried, but Punk wasn't an MD.

(Edit) Kim probably won't remember any of this tomorrow. She probably had twice as much as me tonight by body weight. I'm gonna be a nurse tomorrow, it's starting to get to me now.

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#31: Esso    To: All (#30)

Time for bed while we can still walk. The shit show is over.

Masked protestor vs water cannon

Now that was funny!

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#32: Esso    To: All (#30)

Kim probably won't remember any of this tomorrow. She probably had twice as much as me tonight by body weight.

She did pretty good. I was careful with her Sunday though. I didn't want 'the motion of the ocean' to get her seasick. He tolerance is high now. Next time I'm in the mood for a drive, I might head up north to her B&B and see how many boxes of wine she has on her countertop. LOL.

She sure was spunky Saturday night. I learned more about the current state of the healthcare system that I wanted to know.

She would've made a lot more money with the CIA administering sodium pentothal shots, overseeing waterboarding and sleep deprivation. Jus' sayin'.

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#33: ghostrider    To: Esso (#32)

A guy wakes up wondering where he is when in walks a beautiful doctor who says you've been in a horrible crash and in a coma for three weeks, and you won't be able to feel anything from the waist down. The man frowns and says so then, when can I squeeze those tits?

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#34: Esso    To: ghostrider (#33)

LOL! That's me.

I've got a 'mater that's should be ready tomorrow or the next day. Tomato sammiches will be on the menu, maybe a BLT if I feel like cooking.

There's about 30 or 40 more that'll hit all at once. Salsa verde it is, Kimmy really likes that. Thank God I have a food processor, my crippled up hands can't take that much chopping anymore.

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#35: Esso    To: All (#0)

I actually feel pretty good today for a change.

I must've been feeling pretty good Saturday night/Sunday morning to still be up after 0200. Usually I'm on my third pee about that time. Damn prostate.

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#36: Esso    To: ghostrider (#33)

Wha t do platypuses eat?

Watch your manicure!

There is an advantage to having your teeth knocked out in an accident...

Kimmy's weekend undies

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#38: ghostrider    To: Esso (#37)

I read an article the other day that says 1 out of every 3 people is having an affair, that got me to wondering is it my wife or my girlfriend.

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#39: Esso    To: ghostrider (#38)

I just hope Kimmy makes her Chippendale pharmaceutical reps wear a rubber when they're selling her on 'the latest and greatest pill' that's coming out.

I don't have to worry about that. The gals at the Flying J truckstop say they're clean.

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#40: Esso    To: Prefrontal Vortex (#25)

Probably a Nigerian or Indian trying to scam an old guy out of his money.

She sent me a picture of the lamb chops she had for dinner tonight.

I accused her of murdering Shaun the Sheep.

She might be done with me.

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#41: BTP Holdings    To: Esso (#39)

Flying J truckstop

Maybe they need to ask the same thing to those six Lot Lizards at the Semminole truck stop in south Florida in the middle of the day 20 years ago

While we were there, three squad card pulled in and they start chasing them.

One went in driver door and out sleeper doo. They caught two of them. ;)

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#42: Esso    To: BTP Holdings (#41)

It's a good thing that Kim doesn't see what I do when she's not here. LOL

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#43: Esso    To: All (#42)

Life is cheaper over there...

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#44: Prefrontal Vortex    To: Esso (#43)

Sounds fair.

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#45: ghostrider    To: Prefrontal Vortex (#44)

Maybe the two were in cahoots and out of goats.

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#46: BTP Holdings    To: Esso (#43)

Pakistan½

Nothing surprised me about what goes on in Pakistan (and India).

Not to mention they have been fighting over the Kashmir forever. ;)

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#47: BTP Holdings    To: Esso (#26)

Jimmy Buffet played the venue we didn't work.

But in Tinley Park (World Music Theater), Ricky van Shelton was sick with Strep throat and could not perform. Alan Jackson was free and came in as last minute substitute.

He put on such a great performance the crowd gave him a standing ovation. ;)

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#48: BTP Holdings    To: Esso (#0)

In the 60s we lived in Chicago about a mile from Wrigley Field. It cost $1 to get into the bleachers. We walked to the games in summer.

One game I spotted a $20 lying on the ground near the refreshment stand. I pounced on the pretty quickly. That was a lot of cash back then. ;)

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#49: BTP Holdings    To: Esso (#40)

Local sheep herders are having trouble with Coyotes. As far as I know there is no bounty on Coyote pelts. Not sure if the sheepherders are offering one. ;)

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