CARVING .45 CALIBER AUTOMATICS OUT OF STEEL WWII UNION SWITCH AND SIGNAL MOVIE
| Source: | EweToob |
| Published: | Aug 30, 2025 |
| Author: | Periscope Film |
| Post Date: | 2025-08-30 09:32:52 by Esso |
| Views: | 28357 |
| Source: | EweToob |
| Published: | Aug 30, 2025 |
| Author: | Periscope Film |
| Post Date: | 2025-08-30 09:32:52 by Esso |
| Views: | 28357 |
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1. First President to be photographed smoking a joint.
2. First President to apply for college aid as a foreign student, then deny he was a foreigner.
3. First President to have a social security number from a state he has never lived in.
4. First President to preside over a cut to the credit-rating of the United States.
5. First President to violate the War Powers Act.
6. First President to be held in contempt of court for illegally obstructing oil drilling in the Gulf of Mexico.
7. First President to require all Americans to purchase a product from a third party.
8. First President to spend a trillion dollars on "shovel-ready" jobs when there was no such thing as "shovel-ready" jobs.
9. First President to abrogate bankruptcy law to turn over control of companies to his union supporters.
10. First President to by-pass Congress and implement the Dream Act through executive fiat.
11. First President to order a secret amnesty program that stopped the deportation of illegal immigrants across the U.S., including those with criminal convictions.
12. First President to demand a company hand-over $20 billion to one of his political appointees.
13. First President to tell a CEO of a major corporation (Chrysler) to resign.
14. First President to terminate America’s ability to put a man in space.
15. First President to cancel the National Day of Prayer and to say that America is no longer a Christian nation.
16. First President to have a law signed by an auto-pen without being present.
17. First President to arbitrarily declare an existing law unconstitutional and refuse to enforce it.
18. First President to threaten insurance companies if they publicly spoke out on the reasons for their rate increases.
19. First President to tell a major manufacturing company in which state it is allowed to locate a factory.
20. First President to file lawsuits against the states he swore an oath to protect (AZ, WI, OH, IN).
21. First President to withdraw an existing coal permit that had been properly issued years ago.
22. First President to actively try to bankrupt an American industry (coal).
23. First President to fire an inspector general of AmeriCorps for catching one of his friends in a corruption case.
24. First President to appoint 45 czars to replace elected officials in his office.
25. First President to surround himself with radical left wing anarchists.
26. First President to golf more than 150 separate times in his five years in office.
27. First President to hide his birth, medical, educational and travel records.
28. First President to win a Nobel Peace Prize for doing NOTHING to earn it.
29. First President to go on multiple "global apology tours" and concurrent "insult our friends" tours.
30. First President to go on over 17 lavish vacations, in addition to date nights and Wednesday evening White House parties for his friends paid for by the taxpayers.
31. First President to have personal servants (taxpayer funded) for his wife.
32. First President to keep a dog trainer on retainer for $102,000 a year at taxpayer expense.
33. First President to fly in a personal trainer from Chicago at least once a week at taxpayer expense.
34. First President to repeat the Quran and tell us the early morning call of the Azan (Islamic call to worship) is the most beautiful sound on earth.
35. First President to side with a foreign nation over one of the American 50 states (Mexico vs Arizona).
36. First President to tell the military men and women that they should pay for their own private insurance because they "volunteered to go to war and knew the consequences."
37. Then he was the First President to tell the members of the military that THEY were UNPATRIOTIC for balking at the last suggestion.
I feel much better now. I had been under the impression he hadn't been doing ANYTHING...
[38. First President to suck cock and swallow.]
Esso posted on 2025-08-30 09:38:49 Reply Private Reply
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Esso posted on 2025-08-30 11:23:37 Reply Private Reply
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Esso posted on 2025-08-30 19:35:48 Reply Private Reply
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Dakmar posted on 2025-08-30 20:11:15 Reply Private Reply
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Esso posted on 2025-08-30 20:40:23 Reply Private Reply
#6: Dakmar To: Esso (#5)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpOZoF20ETw
Dakmar posted on 2025-08-30 20:49:24 Reply Private Reply
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Esso posted on 2025-08-30 21:13:34 Reply Private Reply
#8: Dakmar To: Esso (#7)
You get why I cherish that little fiddle player, right?
Dakmar posted on 2025-08-30 21:25:59 Reply Private Reply
#9: Esso To: Dakmar (#8)
Bonnet fetish?
Trump's Hysteria: Cracker Barrel Rocks Again
Esso posted on 2025-08-30 21:40:36 Reply Private Reply
#10: Dakmar To: Esso (#9)
No, she is just adorable.
Dakmar posted on 2025-08-30 21:44:20 Reply Private Reply
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Esso posted on 2025-08-30 21:46:50 Reply Private Reply
#12: Dakmar To: Esso (#11)
Yowl with me, Esso, it's fun! :)
Dakmar posted on 2025-08-30 21:48:44 Reply Private Reply
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Dakmar posted on 2025-08-30 22:07:38 Reply Private Reply
#15: Dakmar To: Esso (#13)
Would I be too conspicuous in my zeal to wash her feet?
Dakmar posted on 2025-08-30 22:51:46 Reply Private Reply
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Esso posted on 2025-08-31 13:15:49 Reply Private Reply
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Kim's still laughing at the meme about Obama coming home drunk and having to give his wife a blowjob that I posted yesterday.
Esso posted on 2025-08-31 14:44:53 Reply Private Reply
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Very sweet. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Kim
Down's syndrome isn't genetic, it's a mutation from an extra gene, it doesn't "run in the family" according to my asshole buddy Rainman. My Dad used to joke that Mary and me, "Took all the brains, and didn't leave any for Carol."
She couldn't walk until she was in her teens, I think, and could never really speak, but could make 'utterances,' my name, Jim, was a slurred John, (djon).
The girl in the video has the characteristic 'Mongoloid' facial features as they used to be called, but is very svelte as most Down's children tend to be chubby. Down's occurs in males much more often than females, I'm told.
Esso posted on 2025-08-31 17:44:08 Reply Private Reply
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ghostrider posted on 2025-08-31 18:36:26 Reply Private Reply
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I'd like to know why he wants packs of sutures at his house.
Kim
Esso posted on 2025-08-31 18:38:37 Reply Private Reply
#22: Esso To: ghostrider (#20)
We had to look that up.
Doc concurs with your Rx.
I say take two halves of a Trazodone (so it works faster) and call me in the morning when you don't feel like a 'racecar'.
Esso posted on 2025-08-31 19:00:43 Reply Private Reply
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#24: Esso To: Kim, 4um (#21)
You've forgotten your "Smokey and the Bandit" that you loved in the 70s, Frog.
Bandit Darvil to Frog: "It depends on where your standing as to just how dumb you are."
You could've worn your scrubs to Rainman's party today and diagnosed all my friends bumps, boils, lesions and zits when they found out you were a physician.
I would've let you wear my stethoscope so it looked more official. You've got the ID badge thingy down pat.
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You see this little claw sticking out from behind water faucet. What would be your next move?
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ghostrider posted on 2025-08-31 20:08:07 Reply Private Reply
#31: Esso To: ghostrider, Dakmar, 4um (#28)
Oh no '
Esso posted on 2025-08-31 20:14:37 Reply Private Reply
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#34: Esso To: ghostrider (#33)
For a second, I thought this was a story about me...
It was a story about Aleena's father. He cried when he Skyped me about Aleena dying just before her 31st birthday.
It's a long story, Aleena died a couple weeks after getting home, thanks to Mayor Pete Buttplug's cargo crisis that held her up (and me) for six months.
I kept McMurphy warm, safe and dry for a year and a half or so.
Esso posted on 2025-08-31 20:53:03 Reply Private Reply
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There wasn't anything dry about it. I know Pac too well. She was sleeping with him. She was a nurse in my hospital group, I didn't know her.
Kim
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#36: Esso To: Kim, 4um (#35)
She did actually sleep on my couch until she didn't.
Sorry, I'm a man.
It was uncomfortable being with a gal young enough to be my daughter (29 when she moved in).
(Edit) The gal I really wanted to get with, Cari, died shortly after Aleena shoved off to Lithuania. We just had a love affair at the liquor store she worked at. Couldn't exactly bring her home.
Pearl Jam - Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town
I wish I knew what perfume Cari wore.
Esso posted on 2025-08-31 21:19:24 Reply Private Reply
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Kim
Esso posted on 2025-08-31 21:53:18 Reply Private Reply
#38: Esso To: Kim, 4um (#37)
That's what your folks and my mom said, but our destinies diverged...
I had no idea you you wanted to be a doctor, but you knew I was going to be a spook before I left. You just didn't know what a corrupt shitbag I was capable of.
"The lure of easy money, it's got a very strong appeal." - Glen Frey
After the Cold War ended and The Company turned its talons inward, I thought it was a good time to run away and freelance.
I didn't become a millionaire by being a mechanic or building contractor, but it was a good cover.
"You can check out anytime, but you can never leave."
Esso posted on 2025-08-31 22:30:53 Reply Private Reply
#39: Esso To: Kimmy, Dakmar, 4um (#38)
They held me for 48 hours.
Esso posted on 2025-08-31 22:37:27 Reply Private Reply
#40: Esso To: Dakmar, 4um (#39)
Dr. Kimmy's crotch is overheating my knee. We might need to stop doing something.
Esso posted on 2025-08-31 22:56:07 Reply Private Reply
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(Edit) The lovely Dr. Kimberly doesn't speak German. Only Spanish. So sorry for leaving her behind...
I guess this song in English is illegal or something, cultural appropriation or something. I shit you not.
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