Today in Stupidity

Source: EweToob
Published: 2025-11-03
Author: Ridiculocity
Post Date: 2025-11-03 07:25:16 by Esso
Views: 130


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Winchester's Liberator Shotguns



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#1: Horse    To: Esso (#0)

Good morning. This was a good start to the day!

Horse posted on 2025-11-03 08:42:31   Reply   Private Reply

#2: Esso    To: Horse (#1)

"This was a good start to the day!"

Thanks, the title set the hook in me. It was a stupid weekend, time change notwithstanding.
Kimmy wasn't feeling good this weekend and I managed to throw a family into turmoil Saturday afternoon before Kim got here, by helping them out, which I learned about via angry text messages at 0340, (0440) on my bedroom clock Sunday morning.

Moral of the story: No good deed goes unpunished.
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Esso posted on 2025-11-03 09:26:24   Reply   Private Reply

#3: Esso    To: All (#0)

Stupid is the theme for the day, I'm gonna roll with it.
Tucker & Fuentes Outcry Sparks Heritage Backpedal, JD Vance Halloween Slay, & Trump On 60 Minutes [Chicks]

Mock's son died a couple Fridays ago, we sent flowers.

Mechanic gets prison time for violating Clean Air Act [Biden's rules]
Law Enforcement Caught SNOOPING on PRIVATE LAND! | Buddy Brown [Prez Pedo again]


Megyn Kelly's a hottie, Don Lemon likes men's dicqs in his mouth...

Food Stamps ARE OVER, Trump WONT Pay It, Videos Show LOOTING & Shoplifting Says Post | Tim Pool

How do I get on food stamps (SNAP)???

A screenshot of a social media post by Joseph Schmitz featuring his profile photo of a man in formal attire, with text stating it is increasingly hard to notice when digital devices are not adjusting to daylight saving time like what is happening, we know they are not blinking, and screaming it is happened and time shifted unnaturally, they all lying naturally only remember.

Esso posted on 2025-11-03 11:20:08   Reply   Private Reply

#4: Esso    To: ghostrider (#0)

Today in Stupidity

My HL-107 3 in 1 vacuum cleaner got here Saturday, China to California with stops every 45 miles to change horses in the US. Two and a half weeks from Zhejiang, CN to my mailbox.

Voltage 7.4V
Peak power 120W
Power 50W
G.W. about 290g
Dust cup capacity 0.4L [Right, try more like a quarter cup, at best]
It comes with a USB to coaxial plug for charging with a bi-polar LED charge indicator.

I don't think I'll be plugging that into my computer to charge, I don't want to turn it into a pile of smoking diodes, so I found an old phone charger to use. Much better to burn down my house than damage my computer.
It was supposed to be grey. Of course, it's green. I'll have PTSD flashbacks back to the couple years of hell when I was banging Danica Patrick everytime I see it. I hate green.
To turn it from a vacuum into a blower, you take the dust bin off and clip a little nozzle onto the outlet side of the thing. Of course, you know how it's almost impossible to reverse the rotation of a DC motor. It's subtle. In that configuration, it looks like the thing doctors use to look in you ear or up your nose.
When I said it looks like a heatgun, think a half-scale heatgun.

While its utility seems to be limited, if they're not lying about the 20 minute run-time, it might be enough to blow up my 'weekday girlfriend' when Doc's not here.
I'm hoping it really doesn't dissipate 120 Watts in use, or I'm going to have to dig around the shop attic for the asbestos mitt used to change hot barrels on my M-60 machine gun.

My buddies will get a kick out of it. I'm glad it was less than 50 bux.

I really need to get around to signing those guardianship papers that turn my destiny over to Kimmy before I buy the 'miracle' toaster oven/air-fryer/convection oven/dehydrator combo for 'ONLY' $375 + tax + shipping & handling.




Esso posted on 2025-11-03 12:46:23   Reply   Private Reply

#5: Esso    To: All (#4)

I might switch from the ridiculous to the sublime. I have three choices:
1. Deal with ObamaCare. Open enrollment started Saturday.
Or
2. Go through reams of Medicare info my sister emailed to me.
Or
3. Break out Doc's booze and say, "Fuck it all!"

Number three it is! The temperature displays on my 3M precision clock were locked up for some reason. I KNEW it was warmer than 74.7 in here. It was over 80 downstairs with the sun coming in.
That thing hasn't been right since lightning hit my house several years ago. It didn't hit the powerline, it hit the house. You could see lightning tracks in my living room wall. It did a lot of damage trying to find ground.

Esso posted on 2025-11-03 13:48:19   Reply   Private Reply

#6: Esso    To: All (#3)

The image splits into two panels. Upper panel depicts a brown bear lying asleep on green grass beside a wooden sign reading Please dont feed the bears it creates a dependent population unable to take care of themselves with trees in background. Lower panel shows a detailed bald eagle head in blue white and red colors resembling American flag with open beak and text overlay You mean like SNAP EBT Welfare Programs.
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Strips of cooked bacon are arranged on a plain surface to form the shape of a skimpy pair of underwear with leg openings and a front panel. Overlaid text at the bottom reads Now available in New York. Additional text above states JIHAD-PROOF yourself ladies. A SpotOn.com watermark appears in the top left corner.
Four-panel collage of male politicians in suits sitting with legs apart. Top left: Barack Obama in dark suit and tie seated in wooden chair holding microphone at podium with abstract background. Top right: Unidentified man in light blue shirt and dark tie seated in armchair with fireplace behind. Bottom left: Justin Trudeau in gray suit and tie seated in tan chair with blue Canadian flag backdrop. Bottom right: Emmanuel Macron in dark suit and tie seated in gray chair gesturing with hand near ornate table.



Esso posted on 2025-11-03 15:48:26   Reply   Private Reply

#7: Esso    To: Lod (#6)

Zohran Mamdani shows up at a gay bar in NYC around 1 AM on Sunday. How does that work with his religious beliefs?
https://x.com/Bubblebathgirl/status/1984850994552062281 [Video]

Taqiyyah - The Shia Islam practice of deceit. He's pretending to be tolerant to win.

Yet another homosexual pedophile politician backed by Soros.
Color me surprised...

Gawd, Obama was SUCH A FUCKING MISTAKE. Now we're up to our ears in fags, pedos, trannys and foreigners that hate the US.

Esso posted on 2025-11-03 16:18:58   Reply   Private Reply

#8: Esso    To: All (#7)

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Esso's Prayer O' the Day:
Dear Lord,
Please tell me that my day-clock is messed up and it isn't still Monday.
Amen.
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A blonde woman with long hair wearing a beige top sits on a blue bus seat leaning forward with her mouth open in a suggestive gesture and fingers near her lips while another persons arm is visible nearby.

Esso posted on 2025-11-03 16:42:58   Reply   Private Reply

#9: Esso    To: Esso (#8)

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Esso posted on 2025-11-03 18:14:48   Reply   Private Reply

#10: Esso    To: Esso (#9)

Two-panel meme on red and white background. Left panel depicts Karl Marx in black suit raising arm with red banner featuring hammer and sickle emblem behind him. Right panel shows bearded man in suit with hand raised gesturing forward.

Esso posted on 2025-11-04 00:33:37   Reply   Private Reply

#11: Esso    To: Esso (#10)

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Esso posted on 2025-11-04 00:48:28   Reply   Private Reply

#12: Esso    To: All (#11)

I tried to find a nice meme before NYC falls. Sorry, I'm out.



Esso posted on 2025-11-04 02:40:06   Reply   Private Reply

#13: Esso    To: Horse, ghostrider (#4)

I'm sad that you didn't chime in on my vacuum debacle, I consider you my 4th or 5th dad.

Horse would be one, but he's my doctor. He's not allowed to call me an asshole or care about me. Doctor stuff.

A dad joke might've made me smile.

The first time I heard this song I was following a trucker to E&R Trailer in Lima, OH.

My neighbor Betty had just died in early 2020. She was the last non-clot shot death until last June when Sling Blade's GF killed herself and Angie's cancer got her.

I wasn't allowed to sign Betty's guest register t her funeral because Covi. I sent one of those big flower things on a tripod, They had it at the head of her casket.

Her family wasn't what you'd call well-to-do, my flowers were the most prominent other than the casket spray that My high school classmate David O. McComb probably charged them $1,000 for.

I should call him for my commission.

I should take my tax-babe and her gals some flowers and snacks, it's been a while, they probably think I'm dead.





Esso posted on 2025-11-04 06:31:15   Reply   Private Reply

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