Surgery Addict FOUND DEAD, Made Cryptic Post Before Falling From Balcony

Source: Timcast
Published: 2025-12-12
Author: Tim Pool
Post Date: 2025-12-12 12:30:10 by Esso
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#1: Horse    To: Esso (#0)

I saw a video yesterday that I did not click on. A man dies from a hair transplant operation. That sounds liike the makings of a good 
scene in a comedic movie about a bad hospital

Horse posted on 2025-12-12 14:04:19   Reply   Private Reply

#2: ghostrider    To: Esso (#0)

A man goes to his doctor with a strange request 

"Doctor," he says, "I want to be castrated."

Somewhat confused at this request, the doctor asks, "Castrated? But why ..."

"I've looked into it, I've done the research," the man says. "I'm absolutely sure that this is what I want."

"Well, if you're sure, you're sure," says the doctor, and writes the referral to the hospital.

At the hospital, the nurse is checking him in, and asks what he's there for. "I'm here to get castrated!" says the man happily.

"Castrated?" The nurse is surprised. "That's pretty unusual. Are you sure ..."

"I'm quite sure," says the man. "This is definitely what I want."

Later, the surgeon is talking with him, and again verifies the procedure. "What is it you're having done here?"

"I'm here to get castrated!" says the man.

"You do realize," the surgeon says, "this can not be reversed. If you change your mind later, this can't be undone."

"I know," said the man. "I'm not going to change my mind. I'm looking forward to this."

So, the surgery proceeds, and the man gets castrated. Later, he's recovering in his hospital bed when he gets a roommate that has also just had surgery. "What are you here for?" the man asks.

"I just got circumcised," his roommate responds.

The man snaps his fingers. "Circumcised! That's the word I was looking for!"

ghostrider posted on 2025-12-12 15:13:18   Reply   Private Reply

#3: Esso    To: ghostrider (#2)

We probably shouldn't joking around about castration.
I'm getting a cold or something. I'll probably tell Doc to go home tomorrow after work.
I don't wanna get her sick.

If she could cook, it'd be worth it though...

Esso posted on 2025-12-12 17:48:34   Reply   Private Reply

#4: ghostrider    To: Esso (#3)

a very well to do old gal went to her doctor due to a bug bite the doctor asked where the bug bite was, she said in a nasty place a very nasty place, can you tell me where inquired the doctor, promise not to laugh says the old gal. I promise not to laugh says the doctor, in a quiet whisper the old gal says in wal mart.

ghostrider posted on 2025-12-12 18:54:58   Reply   Private Reply

#5: Dakmar    To: Esso (#3)

We probably shouldn't joking around about castration

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/SEm_mwbXXCo

Dakmar posted on 2025-12-12 20:21:46   Reply   Private Reply

#6: Esso    To: Dakmar (#5)



Esso posted on 2025-12-12 20:43:26   Reply   Private Reply

#7: Dakmar    To: Esso (#6)

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Dakmar posted on 2025-12-12 21:02:45   Reply   Private Reply

#8: Dakmar    To: Esso (#6)

Jam up the pump
Jam it up
Jam it up!

Dakmar posted on 2025-12-12 21:09:58   Reply   Private Reply