#1: Horse    To: Horse (#0)

Horse posted on 2025-12-12 23:04:34   Reply   Private Reply

#2: Esso    To: Horse (#0)

An air traffic control tower suddenly lost communication with a small twin-engine plane. Moments later, the tower phone rang - it was a panicked passenger on board! "Mayday! Mayday! Mayday! The pilot just had a heart attack! I'm flying upside down at 18,000 feet and going 180 mph! " The controller replied calmly:Alright, sir, we've got you. Stay calm and answer a few questions. "Tower: "How do you know you're at 18,000 feet?" Aircraft: "The altimeter says 18,000 right in front of me." Tower: "Good. How do you know you're going 180 mph?" Aircraft: "The airspeed dial says 180. "Tower: "Perfect so far. Now... how do you know you're upside down?" Aircraft: "Because... the piss from my pants is running out of my shirt collar."

Esso posted on 2025-12-13 15:29:34   Reply   Private Reply

#3: Esso    To: All (#2)

Esso posted on 2025-12-13 16:43:29   Reply   Private Reply