BEST TEEVEE SCENE EVER!

Source: EweToob
Published: 2026-01-01
Author: Landman TeeVee show
Post Date: 2026-01-01 07:36:38 by Esso
Views: 84

Absolutely 100% correct. I knew that 15 years ago.

"Are you gonna come back to the truck, are you gonna wait here for a fuckin' mountain lion?"

My buddy Rainman runs 40,000 lbs of activated lime dust in his pneumatic tanker every fucking day several times a day.

Almost as lucrative as a Somali day care, but Jay works and it isn't government money.

Activated lime dust can be used to build roads and other stuff too, like concrete.

Average windmill has 500 gallons of oil in it.

I suggested that windmill blades be filled with cement and rebar and used as border fencing rather than landfilled.

Biden tried to have me de-banked, it was a nightmare.



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#1: Esso    To: All (#0)

I used to do a lot of contract Alt-E BS and other stuff after I left The Company.

I had two successes:

#1 rainwater reclamation to flush toilets. Deemed illegal.

#2 A bread maker that was easy that lasted, AND and easy way to easily slice the bread.
That bread making device and method almost got me killed.
I'll sell the prototype[s] for a million  dollars.

Dr. Horse will tell you how bread is bad for you, it is, but mine is as healthy as bread can get IF YOU FREEZE IT FIRST.
Freezing bread is supposed the glycemic under control or something.

Esso posted on 2026-01-01 08:11:25   Reply   Private Reply

#2: BTP Holdings    To: Esso (#1)

My neighbor in Lebanon was fishing in the pond next to his house. His dog came and cowered between his legs. He said, "If you're afraid of it, so am I. Let's go in the house."

Those big cats would come down to the pond for a drink of water before they went to sleep.

At the time he told me you could ride a horse 30 miles behind his place and never cross fence once. That was some wild country. ;)

BTP Holdings posted on 2026-01-01 09:40:12   Reply   Private Reply

#3: Esso    To: All (#0)

My sister's able to sit up in bed on her own, without assistance! Yippie!

Maybe...she'll... be... able... to...drink...water...soon... or...talk...

Esso posted on 2026-01-01 10:23:15   Reply   Private Reply

#4: Esso    To: Prefrontal Vortex (#3)

"Maybe...she'll... be... able... to...drink...water...soon... or...talk..."

My 69 y/o boomer sister is going down hard.
She'll never see her home again.
You should be happy.

Teri Garr is dead too...

Who's gonna drive you home, PFV?

Might be a GenX spook and an MD girlyfriend.

Esso posted on 2026-01-01 10:45:11   Reply   Private Reply

#5: ghostrider    To: Esso (#0)

Average windmill has 500 gallons of oil in it.

I suggested that windmill blades be filled with cement and rebar and used as border fencing rather than landfilled.


trust me they may have a 500 gallon capacity but after about six months about half of that oil is streaked on the tower and the blades, the blades are a pain to transport by semi. every couple of weeks or so we drive by a blade bone yard, the hub ends would be large enough in their cut section to home a street bum or 3, put plywood ends on them, even just one end would be a major step up from a cardboard box. the blades come into the port of corpus on cargo ships takes two cranes to off load the vessel to load on railcars to move them to a holding yard. then moved by semi on a two-section wheel assembly with a bunch of oversize escorts to get them to the tower site. the big money is supplying cranes pad sites usually have three to set the crap up. they light up the sky for hours when they catch fire

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#6: Prefrontal Vortex    To: Esso (#4)

Happy only if she was a libtard.

Prefrontal Vortex posted on 2026-01-01 20:10:18   Reply   Private Reply

#7: Prefrontal Vortex    To: Esso (#0)

Every Taylor Sheridan series:

> 58-year-old guy with good intentions, a bad back, a nicotine problem, and an arsenal of clever one-liners

> unnecessary sexual dialog between guy and his young blonde daughter (“you let him do WHAT, honey?! In the Arby’s drive thru? On a school night!”)

> quiet Army Ranger type who wants to be left alone yet ends up in hand-to-hand combat every episode

> middle-age guys living in “man camp” environments, playing poker until 2 AM before getting up at 4 AM to work 16-hour shifts

> star-crossed relationship between an awkward white guy and a confident, assertive brown woman

> CEOs regularly getting kidnapped by criminal gangs over minor business disputes

> aggressive product placement of beer brands nobody likes (“been a long day fighting off cattle rustlers, amigo; how about a cool, refreshing BUD LIGHT LIME, available wherever premium adult beverages are sold?”)

> young female lawyer/banker in Jimmy Choo stilettos casually schooling half a dozen middle-age men in business negotiations

Garbage. But better than The Acolyte.

Prefrontal Vortex posted on 2026-01-01 20:16:00   Reply   Private Reply

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