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BREAKING: Russia Fires Nuclear-Capable Oreshnik Missile at Ukraine's Lviv Region Amid Escalating Attacks
BREAKING: Minneapolis Public Schools just CANCELLED all in person classes due to leftist PROTESTS and RIOTS, switching to virtual learning until Feb. 12!
Too dangerous for kids to even go to school because of radical anarchist mobs!
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ST. BARTS IS INFECTED - AND THE RICH ARE PANICKING
Reality mogul Bethenny Frankel says she left Saint Barth's with a serious skin infection after staying at a luxury hotel, blaming filthy sheets and towels. She even showed the rash which looks severe.
Now look around the island.
At the same time, yacht crews are warning about a “super chlamydia” outbreak tearing through St. Barts - spreading boat to boat, hookup to hookup - a strain they say isn’t responding to antibiotics. There's even talk of a “patient zero” who's allegedly a mega influencer.
Luxury hotels. Superyachts. Shared sheets. Shared towels. Shared bodies.
No one’s saying it’s the same thing. But suddenly everyone’s sick, quiet, and scrambling to control the narrative.
So what’s really spreading in St. Barts right now?
BREAKING: President Trump pushes for public release of classified Ukraine funding report. Opponents say this would cause both parties to collapse and send many lawmakers to prison.
An elderly man was driving his Lamborghini at 100 km per hour when suddenly he saw that the police were chasing him.
So, he starts to speed up, 140, then 150, then 180.
Suddenly, he slows down and thinks:
"I'm too old for this".
He stops and waits for the police to catch up to him.
The officer gets out of the car and when he approaches the elderly man:
-"Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes.
Today is Friday and I'm going on vacation this weekend with my family.
If you give me a really good reason, but seriously really good, something I've never heard before, I'll let you go.”
The elderly man looks at him, thinks hard, and says:
-"Years ago, my wife ran away with a police officer and when I saw you chasing me I thought you were going to bring her back"
"Have a good day sir" - said the police officer
If we had just let them eat Tide Pods, none of this dumb shit would be happening right now.
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