Celina 52 Truck Stop

Source: X
Published: 2026-01-09
Author: Celina 52 Truck Stop
Post Date: 2026-01-09 12:53:00 by Esso
Views: 153

Janice, our Tyson Foods Rep, is in the men's room giving samples of their new Buffalo Popcorn Chicken out to customers today.

Consenting customers can try a nibble of meat while they relieve themselves. We may begin stocking this item in the next month or so if feedback is good.
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#1: Esso    To: All (#0)

I wanted to get to the store today, but it's windy as all get-out, 45mph peak so far.
The Clown Car with its short wheelbase and high profile doesn't like wind much, it gets pretty squirrely.
I've already used up my lifetime allotment of fatal auto accidents.
Maybe later or tomorrow. I hate going to the grocery on Saturday, gotta keep Kimmy happy though.

The news of MTG's feud with 'Orange Man Bad', Tampon Tim's impending suicide and the pedophile Kier Starmer's homosexual hissy-fit with Elon Musk and X really blew up fast this morning.
I didn't see that coming, each one probably deserved its own thread, but 'Oh well.'
Thing are happening so fast since the new year, I need my interns from the 2020 election steal back again.



Esso posted on 2026-01-09 13:12:12   Reply   Private Reply

#2: Esso    To: All (#1)

Vancouver, Canada
Canada's MAiD program just euthanized a 26 year old guy for depression and diabetes. Mental illness alone isn't even supposed to qualify until 2027, but they found a loophole with notorious death doc Ellen Wiebe (400+ kills).
His mom fought to save him before, now she's vowing justice.
This degenerate regime is killing off vulnerable young Canadians while importing millions to replace us.
How much longer do we tolerate this evil?
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Looks like Sling Blade, my Godson.

GREAT NEWS: Congressman Tim Burchett (R-TN) selected as DOGE Chairman!

FDA loses its War on Ivermectin and agrees to remove all social media posts. This is the most safest drug ever produced by scientists. It works.
https://x.com/JoeTippen/status/2009671723990557164

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The body cam footage has been released and we now know for sure that Renee Nicole Good attempted to harm a federal law enforcement agent. [Video]
https://x.com/WomenBeingAwful/status/2009702347900100676

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One thing we know for 100% sure. If Renee Good would’ve stayed home taking care of her 6-year old child rather than go out and purposely harass Federal ICE Agents and Law Enforcement Officers while being filmed by her gay lover, she’d still be alive today.

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BREAKING: Rep. Robin Kelly (D) says she's filing articles of impeachment against DHS Sec. Kristi Noem after immigration enforcement agents shot people who were trying to RUN THEM OVER with their car.
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Hubba, hubba! Two noses.

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BREAKING: Bill and Hillary Clinton could face contempt of Congress charges if they fail to appear next week and testify in the Jeffrey Epstein investigation.
https://x.com/LeadingReport/status/2009692098799485183
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BREAKING: In a jaw-dropping announcement, President Trump disclosed that George Soros and Reid Hoffman are funding Antifa and the left-wing violence against ICE. Trump vows to launch a RICO investigation into George Soros. Trump stated, "They're going to have some problems."
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I've got a doctor rather than a doggo.
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The clot-shots cut a pretty wide swath through my life and it's not over...

Esso posted on 2026-01-09 16:35:57   Reply   Private Reply

#3: Esso    To: Dakmar, Horse, ghostrider (#2)

A woman in New York told a friend that she was going to Texas on her vacation. Her friend asked her why on earth she wanted to go to Texas. She said, "I've always wanted to eat some really good Mexican food, and I figure that's the best place to get it. I've always wanted to learn how to two step, and Texas is the home of the two step. And I've always wanted to make love to a good ol boy cowboy type. I figure I can find one there for sure.
After her vacation and when she had returned to work her friend asked her how her vacation in Texas went. "Did you find your Mexican food?" She said, "We were in San Antonio and found a place on the River walk with the best Tex Mex food I have ever even imagined." Her friend asked, "Did you get to two step?" She replied, "In Austin, which is the Music Capital of the world, we found a great place to dance. I danced all night long." her friend then asked, "Did you get the chance to make love to your good ol boy cowboy type?" She told her, "Well, I found a really hunky cowboy type in Houston, but when I saw the size of the condom in his back pocket I said 'Oh, hell no.
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Esso posted on 2026-01-09 18:57:20   Reply   Private Reply

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British Prime Minister Keir Starmer has said free speech on X is disgusting and disgraceful and it mustn’t be tolerated on
@elonmusk
platform. He will take action

Is he trying to out faggot Tampon Tim and that homo mayor Frey?
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Esso posted on 2026-01-09 19:05:57   Reply   Private Reply

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YEADON, Pa. (WPVI) -- A Lancaster County man is facing more than 500 charges after investigators say they discovered more than 100 human skeletal remains in his home.
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https://x.com/chiIIum/status/2009591080682209578

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Esso posted on 2026-01-09 19:21:56   Reply   Private Reply

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Esso posted on 2026-01-09 20:02:38   Reply   Private Reply

#7: Esso    To: All (#6)

Now Australian Prime Minister targets X just like the UK Government
“The issue UK Keir Starmer has raised about X….”
These corrupted WEF Shill Leaders can’t stand the fact their daily Lies and treachery are being exposed. [video]
https://x.com/BGatesIsaPyscho/status/2009752925589905882

He's a homo/pedo too.
See a pattern yet?

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#8: Dakmar    To: Esso (#3)

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#9: Dakmar    To: Esso (#7)

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Esso posted on 2026-01-09 21:36:52   Reply   Private Reply

#11: Dakmar    To: Esso (#10)

We're going to need agents with no dental records to bite open the throats of traitors, leaving them wheezing and flopping about. Would a steady whiny little death nose whistle be too much to ask for?

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Esso posted on 2026-01-09 23:10:54   Reply   Private Reply

#13: Dakmar    To: Esso (#12)

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Dakmar posted on 2026-01-09 23:12:11   Reply   Private Reply

#14: Dakmar    To: Esso (#12)

There is no room for sentiment, just viciously cold hard truths. My hidden shame? I never beheaded anyone who continued to serve me Oscar Meyer products. I just gave a polite No Thank You and that was that, no drama :)

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#15: Esso    To: Dakmar (#14)

Oh man, the night fishing is goooood. - Sonny Crockett


Esso posted on 2026-01-09 23:40:33   Reply   Private Reply

#16: Dakmar    To: Esso (#15)

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#17: Esso    To: Dakmar (#16)

That chick look crazy.


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pig after pig
sheep after sheep
village after village
we shall never suurender

Dakmar posted on 2026-01-10 00:07:04   Reply   Private Reply