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#1: Esso To: All (#0)

Pepper spray is neutralized just like a jelly fish sting. After exposure you need to urinate on the affected area. Please inform the protesters, it will provide a calming relief.

Esso posted on 2026-01-18 15:21:00 Reply Private Reply

#2: Esso To: All (#1)

Esso posted on 2026-01-18 17:19:40 Reply Private Reply

#3: Esso To: ghostrider (#2)

A young man rushes home, beaming with excitement.

“Mom,” he says, “I’m in love. I’m getting married!”

Then he grins and adds, “Just for fun, I’ll bring over three women tomorrow. You guess which one is the future Mrs.”

His mother agrees.

The next day, he arrives with three stunning women. They all sit on the couch, chatting and laughing for a while.

Finally, the son turns to his mom and asks, “Alright, Mom. Which one do you think I’m marrying?”

Without missing a beat, she says, “The redhead sitting in the middle.”

He stares at her, shocked. “That’s incredible! You’re right! How did you know?”

She shrugs and says, “I don’t like her.”

Esso posted on 2026-01-18 17:38:49 Reply Private Reply

#4: Esso To: ghostrider (#3)

A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big department store looking for a job.

The manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"

The kid says, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Texas."

Well, the boss liked the kid, so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."

His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down.

"How many sales did you make today?"

The kid says, "One."

The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?"

Kid says, "$101,237.64."

Boss says, "$101,237.64? What did you sell him?"

Kid says, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing, and he said down at the coast, so I told him he was gonna need a boat, so we went down to the boat department, and I sold him that twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4X4 Blazer."

The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and truck?"

Kid says, "No, he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife, and I said, 'Well, since your weekend's shot, you might as well go fishing.'"

Esso posted on 2026-01-18 18:12:23 Reply Private Reply

#5: ghostrider To: Esso (#4)

good'un

ghostrider posted on 2026-01-18 19:12:45 Reply Private Reply

#6: Horse To: ghostrider (#5)

Very enjoyable. Problem is that my world back in 1952 was nothing like this modern world. I have been thinking of late

that the End of this Age is coming soon.

Horse posted on 2026-01-18 20:33:55 Reply Private Reply

#7: ghostrider To: Esso (#4)

Right after the fall of the Berlin Wall an East-German man was driving his Trabant on the Autobahn, when it broke down.

a few minutes later a young man in a BMW M5 pulled over and said "if you want to I will tow you. I will drive the same way as I usually do. If you think I'm going too fast flash your high beams!" the old man agrees.

Later the BMW driver starts racing someone in a Porsche, when they enter a restricted area of the Autobahn, where a police officer catches them going 230km/h. the police officer picks up his radio and tells the other cops "Guys, you won't believe what I just saw! I saw a BMW M5 and a Porsche going 230km/h while a Trabant was flashing its high beams to tell them to get out of the way."

ghostrider posted on 2026-01-18 21:21:43 Reply Private Reply

#8: Esso To: ghostrider (#7)

LOL, I didn't see that coming. It's been a while since I heard a good Trabbi joke.

It was cold when Doc left this morning about 0500. It's only 8 now.

Luckily, we didn't get as much snow as expected overnight.

There's some wild pictures/videos coming out of Kamchatka, Russia.

They've got about 20 feet of snow with drifts over 60' high.

Esso posted on 2026-01-19 09:20:53 Reply Private Reply

Source:	EweToob
Published:	2026-01-18
Author:	Akorn
Post Date:	2026-01-18 14:07:56 by Esso
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