Happy Birthday to Someone Special!

Source: EweToob
Published: 2026-01-30
Author: Unknown
Post Date: 2026-01-30 07:59:11 by Esso
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Happy 62nd Birthday, Dr. Kimmy...

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#1: Esso    To: All (#0)

I need to get to the store...

I should break out the Flowbee too. She likes my hair high & tight.

Esso posted on 2026-01-30 08:06:05   Reply   Private Reply

#2: Esso    To: All (#0)

Not Kimmy...
Florida doctor accused of stealing nearly $3k worth of merchandise at Target
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Esso posted on 2026-01-30 08:27:11   Reply   Private Reply

#3: Esso    To: All (#2)

IS Kimmy...
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Esso posted on 2026-01-30 08:29:37   Reply   Private Reply

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Esso posted on 2026-01-30 08:31:06   Reply   Private Reply

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Esso posted on 2026-01-30 09:19:37   Reply   Private Reply

#7: Esso    To: Dakmar, Pinguinite (#6)

BREAKING : Quick - take a look at the front page of StopICE dot net
For context, StopICE is the biggest ICE doxxing website out there.
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Esso posted on 2026-01-30 09:59:32   Reply   Private Reply

#8: Horse    To: Esso (#7)

Some day I will see a photo of Dr Kimmy. I can wait another 20 years. She will be 82!

Horse posted on 2026-01-30 10:03:01   Reply   Private Reply

#9: Esso    To: Horse (#8)

"Some day I will see a photo of Dr Kimmy."

You might meet her this weekend.
The best flowers I could find today are pretty pathetic.
She might just pass me by, or feel sorry for me, they're pretty bad.
I sent Dakkie a pic of us back from the late 70s.



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Esso posted on 2026-01-30 14:13:49   Reply   Private Reply

#11: Esso    To: Horse (#9)

"The best flowers I could find today are pretty pathetic."

I've been thinking about that every time I walk past the pathetic poseys.
I looked at the wrapper in the trash can to see where they came from, Columbia.
I'm almost positive they used to come from Venezuela, but the recent events there might've forced Kroger to source them elsewhere.
It's about half the quantity and the price went up two bux.

I better be on my A-game this weekend as far as food.
Between us being sick and the weather blocking us, the last several weeks have kinda been a bust.
TBH, our weekends have been out of whack since early June with the deaths/suicides then my sister's brush with death before Thanksgiving.
And the early-onset of winter. Kimmy really doesn't like being shut in.
I'm surprised she doesn't drive a 4wd Escalade or Mercedes G-Wagen or something.

Maybe I'll get her a Unimog for Christmas...
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Esso posted on 2026-01-30 17:03:30   Reply   Private Reply

#12: Esso    To: Dakmar (#11)

I'm hoping you're keeping your shit squared away enough to visit with Kimmy tomorrow night if she's in the mood.

I need to get things back on-track.

Esso posted on 2026-01-30 23:18:00   Reply   Private Reply

#13: Esso    To: All (#12)

It was normal in central/south America to build walls [fences] outside to bury bodies.


Esso posted on 2026-01-31 01:29:11   Reply   Private Reply

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GUTFELD! FULL END SHOW 1/30/26

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#16: ghostrider    To: Esso (#2)

she tried to get a guy drunk enough to do the horizontal bop, seems the amount of booze to get there caused acute alcohol poisoning resulting in his death. 

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#17: ghostrider    To: Esso (#12)

is it true there aren't any hobos in Indiana ? 

Cuz beggars can't be Hoosiers.

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