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#1: Esso To: All (#0)

Esso posted on 2026-02-12 09:53:51 Reply Private Reply

#2: Esso To: All (#1)

I think Kimmy is safe...

Esso posted on 2026-02-12 10:20:19 Reply Private Reply

#3: Esso To: All (#2)

Esso posted on 2026-02-12 10:43:12 Reply Private Reply

#4: Esso To: All (#3)

Esso posted on 2026-02-12 14:07:48 Reply Private Reply

#5: Esso To: ghostrider (#4)

I broke out the Flowbee for Kimmy. I was gettin' a rough around the edges.

I think the last time was before Thanksgiving and my sister trying to die.

The thing does a nice job.

The only other thing I have that I like as much is the closer on my back door between the house and garage.

I used handicap rails for the inside handle and one for a push bar outside.

I replaced the door knob with a deadbolt.

I've been using it since the '80s when they came out. I had to be ready to jump on a plane at anytime. I used it once a week back then.

As much fun as buxom Gina was, she wasn't very good at her job and expensive.

She was like a moped, fun to ride, but you wouldn't want your friends to see you doing it.

I probably saved a million bux in fees, tips, time and gas over the years.

Esso posted on 2026-02-12 16:03:46 Reply Private Reply

#6: Esso To: All (#5)

Shoot, Valentine's Day is Saturday. With all that's been going on, I forgot. Not changing my calendar over for 2026 didn't help.

I need to figure out something for Kim tomorrow or Saturday morning before she gets here.

She's hard to buy for. If she wants something, she just gets it.

Flowers is the only thing that comes to mind. She's pretty ambivalent about cards.

My sister sent her a birthday card here. She said, "WTF is this about? I'm not getting BALDER!"

I had to do a double take, it said BOLDER, but the goofy font made the 'O' look like an 'A'.

LOL.

Esso posted on 2026-02-12 16:46:16 Reply Private Reply

#7: Esso To: ghostrider (#6)

Esso posted on 2026-02-12 17:06:30 Reply Private Reply

#8: Esso To: All (#7)

BREAKING: $1 trillion wiped out from the US stock market today.

It's down 2%.

It's got a ways to go...

Esso posted on 2026-02-12 17:10:36 Reply Private Reply

#9: Esso To: All (#8)

Good Lord, don't these people ever give up?

The asteroid can't get here soon enough...

Esso posted on 2026-02-12 17:24:59 Reply Private Reply

#10: Esso To: ghostrider (#9)

The dad jokes are a little thin in the skin today. I'm doin' the best I can, Ghost.

Esso posted on 2026-02-12 18:16:23 Reply Private Reply

#11: Prefrontal Vortex To: Esso (#7)

Wales one was good.

Prefrontal Vortex posted on 2026-02-12 18:28:55 Reply Private Reply

#12: Esso To: Prefrontal Vortex, ghostrider (#11)

Thanks PFV.

A quiz:

Off the rails answers only...

Esso posted on 2026-02-12 19:13:17 Reply Private Reply

#13: Esso To: Dakmar, ghostrider (#12)

I almost bought a new square body Blazer back when they had two doors and you could get big motors.

I wish I would've gotten a 4WD when I bought my Tacoma in 2013, but I hadn't planned on 'Texting Woman' crippling me up later that year.

Both that and the Clown Car suck on the snow. CC has basically race car tires on it, much unlike my old CJ7 Jeep ragtop. It was a real stripper.

Me and Skillethead actually drove that MFer from FTW to Ft. Walton Beach, FL [Eglin AFB] where the company condo was and back once.

At least they all have two doors as God intended.

Esso posted on 2026-02-12 19:32:34 Reply Private Reply

#14: ghostrider To: Esso (#12)

Donald is wondering why joe keeps shoving the rook up his ass ad licking it

ghostrider posted on 2026-02-12 19:39:33 Reply Private Reply

#15: Dakmar To: Esso (#13)

I had to rent a 4DR Silverado one time, scared the shit out me trying to drive it. But I did. Safely. Got to trade it for 2019 or so Mustang 4cyl, roads were still too slicky that week for objective road test.

Dakmar posted on 2026-02-12 19:53:35 Reply Private Reply

#16: Esso To: All (#6)

"I need to figure out something for Kim tomorrow or Saturday morning before she gets here."

Esso posted on 2026-02-12 20:07:53 Reply Private Reply

#17: Esso To: Dakmar (#15)

Chris's 4-door, 4WD Chevy Colorado that he traded his wife's Chevy SUV on after she died, could probably hold my 2013 Tacoma if it had more than a 4' cargo bed.

The Clown car would fit if he left the tailgate down.

Colorados were supposed to be a small truck.

Esso posted on 2026-02-12 20:18:05 Reply Private Reply

#18: Esso To: ghostrider (#14)

GAK!

Esso posted on 2026-02-12 20:19:59 Reply Private Reply

#19: ghostrider To: Esso (#10)

An elderly man rear-ended a guy driving an expensive European sports car. Enraged, the guy hops out and confronts the old man. He yells, "Look what you did to my car! You're going to give me $100,000 right now or I'm going to beat you to a pulp!"

"Oh my…" the old man said nervously. "I don't have that kind of money. Let me call my son.” he said with hope. “He trains dolphins and he will know what to do."

"Dolphins!" the other driver huffed, while rolling his eyes.

The old man pulled out his phone, dialed his son, and just as his son answered, the irate man snatched the phone away from the old man.

"So, YOU'RE a dolphin trainer, huh?” The irate man yelled, “Well, your old man here just rear-ended my car and I need a HUNDRED GRAND right now, or I'm going to beat you AND your old man to a pulp!"

"I'll be there in 10 minutes." says the voice calmly on the other end.

Exactly 10 minutes later, a Jeep pulls up and a guy hops out and proceeds to pulverize the bully, leaving him in a heap on the side of the road.

When he finished, he walk

ghostrider posted on 2026-02-12 20:36:30 Reply Private Reply

#20: ghostrider To: ghostrider (#19)

When he finished, he walked over to his father and said, "For the last time dad, I train Seals… Navy Seals. NOT dolphins!”

ghostrider posted on 2026-02-12 20:37:51 Reply Private Reply

#21: Esso To: ghostrider (#19)

Don't do this to me.

What'd I ever do to you?

Esso posted on 2026-02-12 20:39:40 Reply Private Reply

#22: Esso To: ghostrider (#20)

Are you trying to kill me?

I would've never figured that out, you son-of-a-gun!

Esso posted on 2026-02-12 20:42:37 Reply Private Reply

#23: ghostrider To: Esso (#10)

A farmer knocks on his neighbour's front door, a small boy answers.

He asks the boy "Is your father home?"

"No, he's gone to town".

"Then is your mother home?"

"No, she's gone to town with Dad".

"Well, how about your older brother Howard, is he home?"

"No, he's gone to town with Mum and Dad"

Then the small boy asks "Can I help you? I know where all the tools are if you want to borrow some".

The farmer looks a bit uncomfortable, then says "It's about your older brother Howard getting my daughter Suzie pregnant".

The small boy ponders, then replies "Dad usually charges $500 for the use of the bull. I don't know what he charges for Howard".

ghostrider posted on 2026-02-12 21:03:22 Reply Private Reply

#24: Esso To: Dakmar, ghostrider (#20)

You're keeping me up way past my bedtime, Ghost.

Any ideas what to get for Kimmy's Valentines Day other than Flowbeeing?

I didn't know that was coming up. I do now.

You're pretty cool. I hope you're not between Ft. Wayne, Kokomo and Carbondale, IL or I'll never trust Doc again.

She'll have the perfect alibi when she goes to visits her younger sister sometime.

Beth, Kim's younger sister will have a chance to fulfill her unrequited love if she ever comes up here.

Kim's making sure that never happens. Beth, I suppose Elizabeth, wasn't as cute as Kimmy.

I'm not interested, but it'd be interesting to see if she aged as well as Doc.

Kim used to get a little nonplussed when Beth would glom onto me with Kim during rare triple-skates at the Roller Dome. in the late '70s.

Those were some good times.

Esso posted on 2026-02-12 21:25:50 Reply Private Reply

#25: Esso To: ghostrider (#24)

Esso posted on 2026-02-12 21:26:44 Reply Private Reply

#26: Esso To: Esso (#25)

Esso posted on 2026-02-12 22:25:50 Reply Private Reply

#27: ghostrider To: Esso (#24)

nowhere near there it was 84 today here dropped to 71, ran the AC from 0830 till 1600 today, my kids asked me why I like /how did I know of Bob Marley; the rinks I visited played lots of it. most of the rinks around where I grew up were only open during the summer, big pole sheds with smooth cement floors and the walls folded down in half. closest all year rink was about 40 miles away and had a full arcade which at that time meant walls lined with pinball machines and pool tables and air hockey in the open spaces. last time I was roller skating was late summer of '77 in Rapid City South Dakota I think the winter of '76 was the last time I ice skated. I guess it only feels like that was a long time ago because it was a long time ago.

ghostrider posted on 2026-02-12 22:39:50 Reply Private Reply

#28: ghostrider To: ghostrider (#27)

most places would let you skate shirtless as long as you had a least one strap on your bibbed overalls connected.

ghostrider posted on 2026-02-12 22:43:16 Reply Private Reply

#29: Esso To: Horse (#26)

Esso posted on 2026-02-12 23:04:27 Reply Private Reply

#30: Esso To: Horse (#29)

Just kidding brother.

Your advice has kept me alive long past my expiration date.

You are and always shall be my friend.

Tell your buddies in 2999 what a nice guy I was for the new millennium.

I'd love to see your face, I have a vision in my mind. Me and Kim might show up. I have your address.

Don't move, we don't get far from home. Dr. Kimmy likes you, Dr. D.

TBH, I don't like MDs for shit.

Esso posted on 2026-02-12 23:22:01 Reply Private Reply

#31: Esso To: ghostrider (#28)

"most places would let you skate shirtless as long as you had a least one strap on your bibbed overalls connected."

When I started skating at the roller dome in the late '60s or whenever it was, Marge what's-her-name had a strict 'NO DUNGAREES' policy.

That policy ended sometime when my pecker started looking for pussy. It was fun.

I haven't seen Kim in street clothes for a long time.

She sanitizes herself and wears one of my 'patriotic' 2x T-shirts for the weekend.

She looks better in them than I do.

Esso posted on 2026-02-12 23:46:09 Reply Private Reply

#32: Horse To: Esso (#30)

I have been making plans for the future since I was 6 years-old when I had vision of the world's future.

What I saw was not a good future. I also envisioned our world leadership as being maniacal and evil.

When I was 7 I had a vision which permitted me to develop an integrated theory of consciuos mess and physics.

When I was 8, I developed a more sophicticated theory of consciousness which is the basis of my views on religion.

One day I decided to determine the purpose of hiuman life.

I decided to use what I later learned was Aristotle's idea of Final Cause.

Prime Cause is the idea that God or Pure Consciousness makes Life possible and is not changed by us.

I was 8 and sat down with the Bible and decided to connect 3 points representing past, present and future.

I selected 3 pasages.

1) Let's make man after Our image.

2) I am the the Way, the Truth and the Life.

3) When we see him, we shall be like him.

I looked at that last passage from I John 3 and concluded that I could make an equivalent statement:

We won't see Him until we are like Him.

My teacher told me her friends told her that I had independently discovered the contrapositive.

I connected the three passages and concluded that God or Consciousness created us in order to reproduce

Himself.

Khruschev ascended to power in September of 1953. A year or so later just before my 9th birthday I read

an article in Reader's Digest how Khrushchev survived Stalin. I read that Krushchev survived by playing a fool

and lying low.

I decided to copy that in my life. I would have to lie low until I was 65. I am now 80 and have decided that we

have little time left so I must begin my more public life.

When I was 8 years-old my teacher began talking about Prussia and Germany. She was to follow by propagandizing

us on the Holohoax.

I immediately asked her to name a country in Europe without an army.

She said, "But Prussia was very good at militarism."

I said, "Suppose the Soviets invaded Alaska and proceded to send 500,000 soldiers down British Columbia towards America.

Would you want to be protected by 500,000 French soldiers or 500,000 Germans?"

I blew through her Holohoax arguments. How did they kill hundreds of people and then walk in 5 minutes later with no gloves,ll hudr

no gas masks without neutralizing the cyanide gas and pump it out of the room. California had a lethal gas chamber. They

waited 24 hours for a doctor to enter. He sprayed the body with water to protect the morgue attendants from the remaiing

cyandie.

I had read "I was a Sonder Kommando for the SS' which had been written by a supposed Jewish eyewitness.

I blew my teacher away. She went to a supervising teacher armed with more facts. I blew his arguments away.

The supervising teacher went to an outside Jewish consultant who gave her more information and told her to just bulldoze her way

through. I blew her away again. I decided I needed more allies. I mentioned the Irish Holocaust when Britain killed millions of

Irishmen. An Irish girl jumped up and rebelled.

I later met a beautiful Hewish girl at college who told me I had convinced her in 1953 or 54 that there was no Holocause.

She wanted to become a ballerina and move to NYC. She said she would never have children.

In 6th grade, I had a Chinese American teacher who told the class that the Jews had asked for the anemof the child who had

rebelled at believing in the Holocaust. The children and their parents protected me. When I was older, I was able to exploit this

Jewish sytem of espionage to my advantage by having Jews protect me by saying no to the their local overlords.

I would like to survive what comes next and move to a small county in east Tennessee where I can found a community.

I would like to make climate battery greenhoses, to make home that are Faraday cages (biocahr and Portland cement) to protect

us from EMFs. Also set up a preventive healthcare system.

Things have to change soon. The Planet is locked and loaded for earth changes (Megaquakes, Tsunamis and Volcanoes)

The ecoomy is about to explode due to a debt bomb built into the system.

And the world has at least 7 billion too many people.

I am going to write an article tonight based on the Tucker Carlson interview with Ray Dalio.

Horse posted on 2026-02-13 00:46:21 Reply Private Reply

#33: Horse To: Esso (#29)

I was talking to two Black people durig the 2024 election.

I jokingly said, "You must ask yourself as an American citizen, what can I do today to make life better for

a billionaire?"

Horse posted on 2026-02-13 00:49:43 Reply Private Reply

#34: Prefrontal Vortex To: Esso (#12)

Checking the chamber is clear.

Prefrontal Vortex posted on 2026-02-15 18:12:21 Reply Private Reply

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Published:	2025-05-19
Author:	Pacman
Post Date:	2026-02-12 09:20:25 by Esso
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