I named my gun Sarah McGlocklan

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Published: 2026-02-17
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Post Date: 2026-02-17 09:34:06 by Esso
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#1: Esso    To: All (#0)

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Esso posted on 2026-02-17 09:47:12   Reply   Private Reply


#2: Horse    To: Esso (#1)

In the US bad clot  shot batches were sent to rural Kentucky that had 19 times as many adverse reactions as California. Japan returned bad batches because they tested them before injecting their people.

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#3: Esso    To: All (#1)

Another no news day, but the memes are thicc...
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Esso posted on 2026-02-17 10:43:23   Reply   Private Reply


#4: Esso    To: ghostrider (#3)

A woman went to the doctor’s office and was seen by one of the new young doctors.

After about four minutes in the examination room, she started screaming and ran down the hall.

An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story. After listening, he told her to sit down and relax in another room.

The older doctor marched down the hallway to the back where the first doctor was and demanded: “What’s the matter with you? Mrs. Thomas is 67 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?”

The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without looking up, said: “Does she still have the hiccups?”

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#5: Esso    To: All (#4)

I'm taken...
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Berlin Wall pre 1989
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Esso posted on 2026-02-17 12:39:57   Reply   Private Reply


#6: Esso    To: Dakmar, ghostrider (#5)

https://x.com/wadelentz/status/2023793789177909602

Our refrigerator just died... again. This is our second refrigerator in ten years. It was a Whirlpool, a "plain Jane" model with no bells, no whistles, and no fancy screens. We bought it for its simplicity, thinking it would be the one thing in our house that just worked.

It lasted five years and one month, exactly thirty days past the warranty.

The repairman’s verdict? A dead compressor. But the real diagnosis... it was Built to Break.

Under the guise of "green" regulations and "energy efficiency," we’ve traded tanks that lasted thirty years for plastic-heavy shells that barely last five.

We are forced to pay a premium for "high-efficiency" tech that saves ten cents a month on electricity, only to be told to throw the whole $1,500 + unit into a landfill when a single internal component fails.

It’s a racket. The government mandates the specs, the manufacturers cut the quality, and the consumer is left holding a bag of spoiled milk. We don’t own appliances anymore; we just lease them from the scrap yard.
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Grok - Modern refrigerators typically last 10-15 years now, compared to older models that often exceeded 20, due to energy efficiency regulations mandating complex components like digital controls and variable-speed compressors, which are harder to repair. Cheaper materials (e.g., plastic over metal) and added features also contribute to more failures. However, some studies show lifespans haven't drastically shortened overall, with perceptions influenced by survivorship bias and increased usage.

Grok - Old refrigerators used CFCs like R-12 (Freon) as refrigerants, which were effective but depleted the ozone layer, leading to their phase-out under the 1987 Montreal Protocol. They were replaced by HFCs like R-134a (no ozone impact, but high global warming potential), and now increasingly by eco-friendly hydrocarbons like R-600a (isobutane).


Compressors: Older models had simple, fixed-speed reciprocating types, built durably with metal parts. Modern ones use variable-speed (inverter) designs for better efficiency, but they're more complex with electronics, potentially reducing lifespan.

I've been hearing a lot about that lately by a bunch of people. My old refrigerator's defrost drain tube is plugged and the water is ending up under the crisper trays.
I took out one of the trays and put an old bath towel in it's place and change it out every couple three weeks.
I think the tube might just be frozen, but getting to it is a problem. I think the freezer will have to have all the inside panels removed to get to it.
Getting the old unit out and getting a new one in is gonna be a real bitch.
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#7: Esso    To: All (#6)

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Nice Nazi SS Death' Head tat. That's the tranny RI shooter. Too bad there were no clues he was unhinged...
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He really took good care of that...
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"It is kinda ghey, right?"
Pacman - An open-bolt Ingram M-10 is NEVER gay.
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Esso posted on 2026-02-17 16:32:57   Reply   Private Reply


#8: Esso    To: ghostrider (#7)

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Esso posted on 2026-02-17 17:05:47   Reply   Private Reply


#9: Esso    To: All (#8)

I need to poke some food down my neck and get ready for tomorrow.
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How'd that get in there? Kimmy never stands on her toes that I've seen.
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Pam, not Kim...
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Starmer is a homosexual pedo.
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AI isn't that good, yet...
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Before my time, but true...
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Dr. Kimmy, MD
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The sanest man in the democrat party.
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The pics are horrific.
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JK Rowlings, writer. She's looking pretty good, I think she might be pushing 80. 70s at least.
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I need to send her Horse's address in Podunk, Hickasee.
There's not many hot gals that would want to date Mary Magdalene's OB/GYN.

Let the, "I'm not 6,000 years old, you liar!" whining begin.

I'm not bad-mouthing "Dr. Horse", he's the closest thing to an MD that I'll ever trust, including Dr. Kimmy.
He told PFV earlier today that his bailiwick was only "preventative medicine", not something after-the-fact or however he put it..
I really respect that.

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#10: Esso    To: All (#9)

Scroll down to the last meme.
I teased you, but said the truth.

"I need to send her Horse's address in Podunk, Hickasee.
There's not many hot gals that would want to date Mary Magdalene's OB/GYN.

Let the, "I'm not 6,000 years old, you liar!" whining begin."


I'm not bad-mouthing "Dr. Horse", he's the closest thing to an MD that I'll ever trust, including Dr. Kimmy.
He told PFV earlier today that his bailiwick was only "preventative medicine", not something after-the-fact or however he put it..
I really respect that."

I was reminded of the fact that Kimmy didn't have a clue as to what most of my supplements were for.

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#11: Esso    To: ghostrider (#10)

Not exactly a dad joke, but it seemed smart..
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Maybe you can explain it to me, Ghost.

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#17: ghostrider    To: Esso (#4)

A Canadian goes to a psychiatrist for an evaluation. 
The psychiatrist starts with a word-association test. The psychiatrist says, "Mother?

The patient says, "Father."

The psychiatrist says, "Love?"

The patient says, "Hate."

The psychiatrist says, "Vagina?"

And the patient says, "Saskatchewan."




There's a new drug for lesbians on the market to cure depression, it's called Trycoxagain.

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#18: ghostrider    To: Esso (#11)

I might be related to that guy; the explanation is self-evident we see it every minute of the day good people doing actual good things and evil people doing evil things. the problem these days is to find good people. the trough from which they feed is what is called news but there is never anything new about it, these are the days of those days of Noah.

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#19: Dakmar    To: Esso (#6)

I did only sensible thing and dropped $47,000 getting HVAC/Water heater/softener, and most of the plumbing replaced when I moved in here. I'm still ascared to go down into crawlspace, but might back the Corrolla out of garage next nice day to fool with the pull down ladder thingy.

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#20: Dakmar    To: ghostrider (#18)

good people doing actual good things and evil people doing evil things

That would make a good song lyric!

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#21: Esso    To: Dakmar (#19)

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Too bad Kim isn't here. I'm making a 12-course meal.
Actually, I'm just getting rid of leftovers and odds & ends.
12-course meal sounds better.

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#22: Dakmar    To: Esso (#21)

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#23: Dakmar    To: Esso (#21)

For 62,000 points, shout out the year/make of the yellow convertible and get extra bonus points by identifying make/model of trailer!  

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#24: ghostrider    To: Dakmar (#20)

and here I haven't even bended strings for the bass plucks




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#25: Dakmar    To: ghostrider (#24)

I thought Nazarath were prodigies until I heard Everly Brothers

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#27: Esso    To: Dakmar (#19)

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I think they mean 'wants.'
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Forwarded to Dr. Kimmy...
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Most cars are white non-descript 4-door sedans now.
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Why you never put a homo/pedo [Merz] in power...
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"Healthcare." Who was the surgeon, Jack D. Ripper?????????
Christ, I could've done a better job than that.
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late 60s, early 70s...
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Esso posted on 2026-02-20 21:24:34   Reply   Private Reply


#28: ghostrider    To: Dakmar (#25)


I had issues making the hyperjump this should make it easier for any other time travelers

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#29: Dakmar    To: ghostrider (#28)

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Is that cool? I have no idea!

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#32: Dakmar    To: ghostrider (#31)

That's a lot of Dr Demento, lol

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#36: ghostrider    To: Dakmar (#32)

stacks and stacks of laughing wax

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#37: Dakmar    To: ghostrider (#36)

"I got my appointment – of course; and I got it very quick. It appears the Company had received news that one of their captains had been killed in a scuffle with the natives. This was my chance, and it made me the more anxious to go. It was only months and months afterwards, when I made the attempt to recover what was left of the body, that I heard the original quarrel arose from a misunderstanding about some hens. Yes, two black hens. Fresleven – that was the fellow’s name, a Dane – thought himself wronged somehow in the bargain, so he went ashore and started to hammer the chief of the village with a stick. Oh, it didn’t surprise me in the least to hear this, and at the same time to be told that Fresleven was the gentlest, quietest creature that ever walked on two legs. No doubt he was; but he had been a couple of years already out there engaged in the noble cause, you know, and he probably felt the need at last of asserting his self-respect in some way. Therefore he whacked the old nigger mercilessly, while a big crowd of his people watched him, thunderstruck, till some man, – I was told the chief’s son, – in desperation at hearing the old chap yell, made a tentative jab with a spear at the white man – and of course it went quite easy between the shoulder-blades. Then the whole population cleared into the forest, expecting all kinds of calamities to happen, while, on the other hand, the steamer Fresleven commanded left also in a bad panic, in charge of the engineer, I believe. Afterwards nobody seemed to trouble much about Fresleven’s remains, till I got out and stepped into his shoes. I couldn’t let it rest, though; but when an opportunity offered at last to meet my predecessor, the grass growing through his ribs was tall enough to hide his bones. They were all there. The supernatural being had not been touched after he fell. And the village was deserted, the huts gaped black, rotting, all askew within the fallen enclosures. A calamity had come to it, sure enough. The people had vanished. Mad terror had scattered them, men, women, and children, through the bush, and they had never returned. What became of the hens I don’t know either. I should think the cause of progress got them, anyhow. However, through this glorious affair I got my appointment, before I had fairly begun to hope for it.

https://projekt-gutenberg.org/authors/joseph-conrad/books/heart-of-darkness/

And here I am just hoping to find someone to play bass...

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#38: Dakmar    To: ghostrider (#36)

"I slapped him on the back and shouted, ›We shall have rivets!‹ He scrambled to his feet exclaiming ›No! Rivets!‹ as though he couldn’t believe his ears. Then in a low voice, ›You … eh?‹ I don’t know why we behaved like lunatics. I put my finger to the side of my nose and nodded mysteriously. ›Good for you!‹ he cried, snapped his fingers above his head, lifting one foot. I tried a jig. We capered on the iron deck. A frightful clatter came out of that hulk, and the virgin forest on the other bank of the creek sent it back in a thundering roll upon the sleeping station. It must have made some of the pilgrims sit up in their hovels. A dark figure obscured the lighted doorway of the manager’s hut, vanished, then, a second or so after, the doorway itself vanished too. We stopped, and the silence driven away by the stamping of our feet flowed back again from the recesses of the land. The great wall of vegetation, an exuberant and entangled mass of trunks, branches, leaves, boughs, festoons, motionless in the moonlight, was like a rioting invasion of soundless life, a rolling wave of plants, piled up, crested, ready to topple over the creek, to sweep every little man of us out of his little existence. And it moved not. A deadened burst of mighty splashes and snorts reached us from afar, as though an ichthyosaurus had been taking a bath of glitter in the great river. ›After all,‹ said the boiler-maker in a reasonable tone, ›why shouldn’t we get the rivets?‹ Why not, indeed! I did not know of any reason why we shouldn’t. ›They’ll come in three weeks,‹ I said confidently.

"But they didn’t. Instead of rivets there came an invasion, an infliction, a visitation. It came in sections during the next three weeks, each section headed by a donkey carrying a white man in new clothes and tan shoes, bowing from that elevation right and left to the impressed pilgrims. A quarrelsome band of footsore sulky niggers trod on the heels of the donkeys; a lot of tents, camp-stools, tin boxes, white cases, brown bales would be shot down in the courtyard, and the air of mystery would deepen a little over the muddle of the station. Five such installments came, with their absurd air of disorderly flight with the loot of innumerable outfit shops and provision stores, that, one would think, they were lugging, after a raid, into the wilderness for equitable division. It was an inextricable mess of things decent in themselves but that human folly made look like the spoils of thieving.

"This devoted band called itself the Eldorado Exploring Expedition, and I believe they were sworn to secrecy. Their talk, however, was the talk of sordid buccaneers: it was reckless without hardihood, greedy without audacity, and cruel without courage; there was not an atom of foresight or of serious intention in the whole batch of them, and they did not seem aware these things are wanted for the work of the world. To tear treasure out of the bowels of the land was their desire, with no more moral purpose at the back of it than there is in burglars breaking into a safe. Who paid the expenses of the noble enterprise I don’t know; but the uncle of our manager was leader of that lot.

"In exterior he resembled a butcher in a poor neighborhood, and his eyes had a look of sleepy cunning. He carried his fat paunch with ostentation on his short legs, and during the time his gang infested the station spoke to no one but his nephew. You could see these two roaming about all day long with their heads close together in an everlasting confab.

"I had given up worrying myself about the rivets. One’s capacity for that kind of folly is more limited than you would suppose. I said Hang! – and let things slide. I had plenty of time for meditation, and now and then I would give some thought to Kurtz. I wasn’t very interested in him. No. Still, I was curious to see whether this man, who had come out equipped with moral ideas of some sort, would climb to the top after all, and how he would set about his work when there."

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- me cultural christian , no killy-killy

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