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I should've set the clocks ahead last night...

Source:	Freedom4um
Published:	2026-03-08
Author:	Pacman
Post Date:	2026-03-08 13:24:25 by Esso
Views:	122

We slept in way too long. The day was half gone by the time we got downstairs.

Had some excitement last night before bed. I went out in the garage to get a smoke and saw liquid coming from the wall with the house.

I thought it was a water leak at first, but it turned out to be a big honkin' jug of Woolite detergent had sprung a leak on the bottom shelf in front of my truck.

I don't use Woolite so it was my ex-wife's from 13+ years ago. I'll clean up the slimey mess tomorrow when my company leaves.

Lucky it was on the bottom shelf. I've got dinner to worry about.

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#1: Esso To: All (#0)

Esso posted on 2026-03-08 13:53:51 Reply Private Reply

#2: Esso To: All (#1)

OMG! She LOOKS like a bitch. Too bad you didn't hear Kim's comment. Women are catty.

Merz, in Germany is a homo/pedo TDSer.

Only two???

Closest I ever came was a German bartender, Manuela. I got the nympho, her husband got the maniac...

Esso posted on 2026-03-08 15:34:42 Reply Private Reply

#3: Esso To: All (#2)

Kim exclaimed, "OMG, she looks horrible! And that hair! How old is she, 85?"

I looked it up on Wiki, she's 59 (or claims to be), two and a half years younger than Doc.

Kim said, "She's gotta be lying. Lying about your age doesn't make you younger."

LOL.

The years have been kind to Kimmy. I'm glad she doesn't look like that.

"The Yin Sanpaku eyes are a distraction too. She's not well."

I bet touching that hair is gross. TDS is a woman killer.

Esso posted on 2026-03-08 17:23:54 Reply Private Reply

#4: Esso To: All (#3)

I haven't had time to look at this yet. Me and Doc are sharing the computer while I cook. She forgot her iDooDad at work yesterday.

Esso posted on 2026-03-08 17:52:16 Reply Private Reply

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ghostrider posted on 2026-03-08 18:49:52 Reply Private Reply

#6: Esso To: Pinguinite, ghostrider (#5)

I take it that's in response to my Batman/Kumswalla meme.

I hope Neil doesn't ban me for Kimmy's unauthorized post.

Not a dad joke: I replaced the cartridges in my kitchen faucet a few months ago.

One is dripping. The original problem was the stem seal on the hot side. It'd leak under the handle.

It's the cold side causing the drip at about a quart overnight.

How did I figure that? I don't get instant hot water instantly.

That might've been cool.

Young Kim...

Esso posted on 2026-03-08 19:58:34 Reply Private Reply

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Esso posted on 2026-03-08 20:04:30 Reply Private Reply

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Esso posted on 2026-03-08 20:10:54 Reply Private Reply

#9: Esso To: All (#8)

Benny needs to take a trazodone and get some sleep.

We do too.

Esso posted on 2026-03-08 20:52:03 Reply Private Reply

#10: ghostrider To: Esso (#6)

yes, yes it is. maybe TMI, I've boffed to that one.

ghostrider posted on 2026-03-08 23:13:10 Reply Private Reply