This is how you should properly wash your hands like a (Russian) doctor

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Published: 2022-01-08
Author: Teri Garr
Post Date: 2026-03-24 00:30:11 by Esso
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We don't talk shop, but I'll guarantee Doc washes her hands less than 4 time/day and relies on gloves.
Hell, she puts up with me. The closest thing to clean in my house is my toilets.
White good, black bad. Words to live by, come to think of it.

It's just gonna get dirty again, why clean bedsheets more than twice a year?
They're just gonna get jizzed up next weekend.
Waste not, want not.

When Kim's side gets too stiff, she lets me know.

There's no such thing as a 'good' doctor anymore. Roll with it. They get paid to kill you.

I'm just here for the pussy, she's here for the food and dicq.

This isn't my Mama-sans' country anymore. Live with it.

"WHO'S GONNA DRIVE YOU HOME TONIGHT?"

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Esso posted on 2026-03-24 00:37:57   Reply   Private Reply


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Side story: When I fell on the ice getting out of Rainman's truck and my legs were temporarily paralyzed, I put my gun, pepper spray, knife and phone in his truck.
I didn't want an ambulance, but my neighbor Chris and Jay wasn't happy just dragging me into my house.
Chris is with the Sheriff's Dept. so the FWPD didn't dispatch a phalanx of cops.

Moral of the story: No good deed goes unpunished. I was advising my buddy Rainman on a plumbing problem in his son-in-laws mansion. A little prick investment banker or something.
I took a pretty good shot to my back in the fall. My arms worked OK, my legs were tango-uniform.

After a couple hours of being a 'non-cooperative' patient, they wanted me out. I don't know phone numbers, except Kim's (I put my phone in Rainman's SUV).
I didn't want Kim to get in trouble, so I was tight-lipped about her. They were so tired of me that some guy from hospital security drove me the three miles home in a hospital police SUV.
His name was Alex, and he seemed to be pretty put out about the affair, having to drive for a few minutes.

When he dropped me off he asked, "You've got keys to open that gate, right?"
"Of course I do."
When he let me out of the back of his police/hospital car, I asked him, "Is there anything I can do for you?"
He said, "No."
If he was smart, he should've said, "Like what?"
I was gonna give him a $100 tip if he wasn't stupid. I felt bad for putting him out for doing his job.

Kim was mad I didn't I didn't have them call her. She's already on thin ice with them. I didn't want to make things worse.

The ambulance bill was $2,300, TRAA membership got that down to $1,300.  I just got an email from Kimmy's hospital that my $1,100 bill is overdue (they never sent me a statement). I paid it online.

I got off pretty easy, all things considered. $2,500 drinkin' with a buddy all afternoon, priceless.

Kimmy was very unhappy with Randalia's doctor's diagnosis and course of treatment. (I was too, that's why I ripped all the IVs out) that was my first run-in with security.

The nurses seemed to take great delight in holding my dicq since I was a "Fall Risk" into a misshapen bottle. After I pissed myself on a gurney in the hall. I don't have shame after my stint with The Company.

My vertigo from the brain and ear damage in the 2013 accident, makes me unstable at times. Of course my days as a pilot are over, and have been for a while.

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"Israel just took out the U.S. Military base in Tel Aviv."

Huh. Why would they do that?
I'm not gonna bother with links for fake news anymore.

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BREAKING: MADURO IMPLICATES 60 US SENATORS AS PART OF "VENEZUELA LIST" OF US POLITICIANS WHO HAVE TAKEN MILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN BRIBES FROM HIS REGIME IN EXCHANGE FOR ALLOWING DEADLY DRUGS TO FLOW INTO OUR COUNTRY AT THE HANDS OF VENEZUELAN NARCOTERRORISTS AND UNDERMINING PRESIDENT TRUMP'S ONGOING WAR WITH THESE DRUG TRAFFICKING ORGANIZATIONS. He is reportedly set to testify against top names including Rand Paul, Chuck Schumer, Adam Schiff, John Thune, Mitch McConnell, Mark Kelly, Elissa Slotkin and MANY OTHERS as being "on the take" and essentially aiding and abetting THE ENEMY in poisoning our country and our fellow citizens. By the time Maduro is done "spilling the beans", they are going to have to build a new federal prison for all of these TRAITORS within our government.

Probably more fake news. Who wants to dance? I'm lonely.

 


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#5: Esso    To: ghostrider (#4)

Sanctioned killers...

Well, Kimmy's the swingin' dicq when it comes to money, I thought you might get a kick out of this CF.

She is a bitch when it comes to dinner though. I could have a Columbian hit team take her out.

Or just give her two choices; this or nothing. After a smoke, I probably shouldn't say stupid shit like that.

Kimmy's got more time in the killin' zone than I do, her being an MD.

At least she likes most of the music I do. Our weekends are edgy, at best. I freak out every time a Lada comes down the street.

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#6: Esso    To: ghostrider (#5)

This is Kimmy from the waist up. Make her brown eyes blue though.
This chicky-poo is thicker down below than Doc.
Any port in a storm.

After Kim left this morning, I started having recurring dreams about my ex-wife.

Mock and Daisy woke me up at 0800 and reminded me I'm living a shit storm.

I talked to my sister today. She's having some walking problem again.

I told her to cool her jets before she takes another foster dog in, and how much I hate her, because I don't want to have to deal with her fucking estate.

Her last medical misadventure, that about killed me, was a nightmare. I warned her not to get the clot-shots, but I'm a stupid punk. That and a hospital near Chicago was calling me every two hours with a life threatening decision to make.

That's a horrible story that started before last Thanksgiving. I told Mary to stop playing Russian Roulette making appointments with MDs and just start banging one like I do.

It's a lot safer when they're sleeping with you rather than chasing dollars.

I'm having a hard time winding down. Don't wanna eat. I might go upstairs in time for Mock and Daisy's podcast. I guess I've got too many people leaning on me right this second.

My Farsi language instructor from next door is coming over in a minute now that the US has lost WWIII. My only stipulation was that she has to do it naked upstairs. She's 6 years old, as per Muzzy custom.

I'll shave her head and leave a couple tufts that look like goat ears. Muzzy custom. They wanted to send a little boy, but that's weird and gay.

 I miss Pam (Punk) Light, Turner, Smithy, Smithe or whatever her name du jour was. She had the jibber-jabber down pat. I'm not even English-capable. We went around the world in more ways than one.

My sister didn't know who BeckyD was. I'm a pretty insular guy. Dee was the one after Punk. I helped Dee prep for the millennium crisis. I was with her when the world ended. We talked to my mom and step-dad while it happened.

Dee's preps were maybe 20 gallons of water stacked on the steps to her basement and 50 gallons of bourbon for her 'old fashion-eds' and several cartons of her cigs. Great times. Indeed.

My sister's ex-husband lived in Dee's hood. He was a pretty cool guy. His name was Dean. His folks a BMW Isetta in their garage. I'd give my left nut to have that, but I was just a kid.

It must've been after my Dad died, but we (mom, me,  Carol) went there for Thanksgiving. Tacos were the dealie.

That had to be 1976, the year my dad died in April. Dad hated Dean, he was a 'hippy'. He ended up being some hot-shot engineer if memory serves.

I'm just talkin'. 

 

G'nite y'all. Maybe.

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Too bad Kim wasn't here. She missed a whole lot of nuthin'.

Jim & Pam 23Oct1983

Whatever.


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Mossad Strikes America from Within... and Ignites Texas Fires to Dragging Washington into a Wider War

 A Massive Explosion at Texas' Largest Oil Refinery... and a Fire at a Historic Georgia Courthouse...

 How did this coincide with Trump's Backing Down from Threats Against Iran?

 The Answer: The Mossad's Fingerprint is Clear

 What Happened:

 - An explosion at the Valero refinery in Port Arthur, Texas (the largest oil refinery in America)

 - A fire at the historic courthouse in Georgia

 - Timing: Hours after Trump announced the postponement of strikes on Iranian energy facilities and the start of sham "talks" to calm markets and assess the war

 Who Benefits?

Only Israel...

Why?

1. Dragging America into a wider war: Israel wants the war to continue, and Trump is backing down. Striking American facilities = accusing Iran = pressuring Trump to continue fighting.

2. Derailing any negotiation process: If Iran is accused of attacking American soil, any talk of negotiations will collapse.

 3. Creating a pretext for escalation: After Israel failed to convince Trump to strike Iran more forcefully, it creates an event that will force Washington into escalation and the use of tactical nuclear weapons.

 The expected scenario within hours:

 1. American media outlets will begin publishing intelligence reports indicating Iranian involvement.

 2. The White House will issue statements condemning the Iranian attacks on American soil.

 3. Trump will renege on his "truce" and return to threatening escalation.

 And that's exactly what Netanyahu wants.

 In short: Israel doesn't want to end the war; it wants to expand it. And if it can't convince Trump to bomb, it will do whatever it takes to force him to bomb.

American facilities will burn, and the blame will be placed on Iran. The question is: Who believes that Iran would target America the moment Trump backed down from his threats?

The fingerprints are Israeli, and everyone will pay the price!

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