A couple were on their honeymoon:
Lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband:
"I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."
The husband replies. "That's no big thing in this day and age."
The wife continues. "Yeah, I've been with one other guy."
"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"
"Tiger Woods."
"Tiger Woods, the golfer?"
"Yeah."
"Well he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him."
The husband and wife then make passionate love.
When they get done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.
"What are you doing?" Says the wife.
The husband says. "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get some food."
"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."
The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love with his wife a second time.
When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone.
"What are you doing?" She says.
The husband says. "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to get some food."
"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it one more time."
The guy slams down the phone and goes back to bed and makes love to his wife one more time.
When they finish he's tired and beat.
He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.
The wife asks. "Are you calling room service?"
"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods to find out what's par for this hole."
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“SMOKING WAS GOOD FOR THEM” — TOP HEART SURGEON’S CLAIM IS BREAKING THE INTERNET
A clip is exploding after cardiothoracic surgeon Dr. Steven Gundry made a claim that’s turning everything people thought they knew about smoking upside down.
His argument: smoking, specifically nicotine, can have real benefits when paired with the right lifestyle.
At one point, he even says about a patient:
“Probably it’s because he smoked that he’s doing so well.”
• Points to long-living populations where heavy smoking is common
• Claims in parts of Sardinia, 95% of men smoke — and live longer than the women
• Says nicotine acts as a powerful mitochondrial “uncoupler”
• Argues the damage blamed on smoking can be offset by diet
• Suggests we’ve been looking at it completely backwards
According to him, the real question isn’t why smoking harms people… it’s why some smokers live longer, and what we’re missing.
The moment hits different when Dr. Mike (Mikhail Varshavski) starts pushing back… and you can feel the shift instantly.
This wasn’t a normal take.
This felt like a full narrative flip.
Is this the truth finally being revealed… or something that doesn’t add up?
credit: DoctorMike (Youtube)
[If smoking was bad for you, the government would mandate it and subsidize not unlike they did with Covid shots and childhood vaccines. - Pacman]
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