Sir, job applications are up 686,000% this morning

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Dems Freak Over SCOTUS Ruling, Candace SUED, DeSantis vs. Hakeem & JPMorgan Internet Scandal [They talk about the "salacious" story at 1:11:22]

“And then she yelled, this is cannon country.”- the new Jussie Smollett.

BREAKING: LORNA HAJDINI NAMED US AMBASSADOR TO INDIA

I was very skeptical of the “little Indian boy” until I found out that the JP Morgan executive Lorna Hajdini is Albanian. Six seasons of Drita D’Avanzo on Mob Wives taught me that an Albanian woman would say all those things to a man and then some. They are just built different.

Leaked photo from the JP Morgan LevFin department.

Her: he’s probably thinking about other women…

Him: I wonder what the JP Morgan chick’s microbiome score is?

Bombshell Sexual-Harassment Suit Against JPM's Lorna Hajdini Called "Complete Fabrication" Friday, May 01, 2026 - 07:10 AM By Tyler Durden [ZH]

The British tabloid newspaper Daily Mail first broke the story earlier this week about a former JPMorgan staffer who claimed that an executive director on JPM's leveraged finance team turned him into a "sex slave" by drugging him with Rohypnol and Viagra, according to a bombshell lawsuit. However, it now appears that the sexual harassment suit was "fabricated," according to a new report.

The New York Post reported late Thursday that Chirayu Rana, now a principal at Bregal Sagemount, filed the suit under the pseudonym "John Doe," alleging that Lorna Hajdini drugged him, forced him to have sex, and threatened his bonus.

"Rana has been accused of making fabricated sexual-harassment claims against a high-ranking executive at the bank after an internal investigation found no evidence of wrongdoing," the NYPost said, citing sources.

Hajdini's lawyers issued this statement to NYPost:

"Lorna categorically denies the allegations. She never engaged in any inappropriate conduct with this individual of any kind and has never even been to the location where the alleged sexual assault supposedly took place."

Rana apparently filed an internal complaint in May 2025 with JPM, alleging race- and gender-based harassment and abuse of power before his exit. During this time, he allegedly tried to negotiate a payoff that ran into the "millions," sources said. He also accused JPM of retaliation and of failing to investigate properly.

A JPM spokesperson told the outlet that its HR and legal teams reviewed phone records and emails, and interviewed employees, but found no merit to the claims. The bank said Rana refused to participate in the investigation or provide key facts.

"Following an investigation, we don't believe there's any merit to these claims," the spokesperson said. "While numerous employees cooperated with the investigation, the complainant refused to participate and declined to provide facts that would be central to supporting his allegations."

Notably, the outlet said, "Rana did not report to Hajdini. The two were simply colleagues on the leveraged finance team, which works on large corporate acquisitions, mergers, and buyouts."

JPM colleagues told the outlet that Hajdini is viewed internally as "a top performer," and that Rana "has tarnished her with a complete fabrication" after the suit, which was reported by the Daily Mail and subsequently by Indian media outlets. Most Western media outlets stayed away from the story, but X meme accounts had a field day.

Hajdini's Bloomberg profile saw a surge in activity on Thursday.

"That sucks, she got dragged through the news cycle because of this loser. On the plus side, she sort of looks like a legend now, especially now that they claim its fabricated, now she has this power lore around her of being a boss bitch," X user Autism Capital opined.

https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/bombshell-sexual-harassment-suit-against-jpms-lorna-hajdini-called-complete-fabrication

This was a fun story to follow, but it's about run its course. A lot better than the typical MSM anti-American, TDS-addled BS about how Iran won the war and ORANGE MAN BAD propaganda.

If only my ex-wife had been such a nymphomaniac, I'd probably be still be married. J/K.