Team America: World Police [2004]

Source: EweToob
Published: 2026-07-05
Author: Trey Parker
Post Date: 2026-07-05 13:03:51 by Esso
Views: 227

From the creators of South Park comes an outrageous musical satire of big-budget action films in which freedom hangs by a thread. Team America is an international police force dedicated to maintaining global stability. When they learn of a power-hungry dictator brokering weapons of mass destruction to terrorists the heroes embark upon a harrowing mission to save the world.


R-rated, vulgar and extremely juvenile. We watched it because the morons in my area kept us up with their commercial-grade fireworks until well after midnight in a valiant effort to remain poor and cash-strapped.
There was hundreds of references to other movies and pop culture [See: IMDb trivia and connections].


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#1: Esso    To: ghostrider (#0)

Several men from the Boston area have come forward to claim that Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was one of the "highest-priced private escorts" in the area's college scene.

"She was expensive," said one of the men, who asked to be called "Joe" to protect his identity, "but she was worth it."

Joe says AOC was booked out months in advance.

"Do people really think she came up with $600,000 to run for Congress through 'grassroots donations'? Nobody had any idea who she was."

Two of the men have produced receipts for both the Republican National Committee and TMZ for release in October.

"At least it won't be a surprise."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A cocky fighter pilot flies up next to a B-52 and brags on the radio, "Watch this!"

He hits his afterburners, does a barrel roll, and then a tight loop. "Top that!" he shouts to the B-52 pilot.

The B-52 pilot just flies straight and steady for 10 minutes.

"How'd you like that?" asks the B-52 pilot.

The fighter pilot is confused. "What did you do?"

The B-52 pilot replies, "I went to the back, stretched my legs, went to the bathroom, and made myself a fresh cup of coffee."

 

This should terrify every parent.

Pediatrician injects 18-month-old twins with 5 vaccines and both die 8 days later. Mother, Andrea Shaw, spoke out publicly blaming the shots for the deaths of her children… and now authorities have charged HER with murder.

Hepatitis-A, Diphtheria, Pertussis, Tetanus & Flu Vaccines were administered to twins, Dallas & Tyson Shaw at their pediatric 'well child' visit.

Within hours, the toddlers became lethargic and ill. The next morning, their lips were blue, and they struggled to move. Andrea took the twins to the emergency room and told the doctor they had received the vaccines the day before.

The treating physician in the emergency room diagnosed them as suffering from “post-immunization reaction.”

The babies remained symptomatic & ill over the next 6 days. On the 8th day, post vaccines, Andrea found both children unresponsive.

Police and paramedics were called, and investigators immediately focused on the parents. Andrea & Nathaniel told Children's Health Defense that the police immediately treated them as suspects.

“They said that it wasn’t medical and that they figured asphyxiation, and that I had supposedly had a postpartum overwhelming blackout and killed my children,” Andrea said. The family filed a report with the Vaccine Adverse Event Reporting System & contacted Children's Health Defense.

Rather than investigating the vaccines as cause of death, including the hospitalization records & vaccine injury diagnosis... the Payette Police Department opened an investigation into Andrea.

The entire medical industry & law authority ignores vaccines as possible cause of SIDS & will go after the parents...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Esso posted on 2026-07-05 13:38:18   Reply   Private Reply


#2: Esso    To: Esso (#1)

 

 

A dangerous parasite that causes weeks of explosive diarrhea is spreading rapidly across the United States, infecting people in 17 states.

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) is closely tracking a domestic surge of cyclosporiasis, an intestinal illness caused by the microscopic parasite Cyclospora cayetanensis. Between May 1 and June 16, 2026, at least 145 cases have been confirmed across 17 states, with 20 individuals requiring hospitalization.

Unlike other common foodborne bugs, this parasite is typically not transmitted from person to person. Instead, infections occur when individuals consume food or water contaminated with microscopic fecal matter, often linked to raw produce.

Worryingly, none of the affected patients reported traveling internationally before falling ill, meaning the contamination is originating directly from food sources within the United States.

Currently, New York has reported the highest concentration of infections, alongside notable spikes in Texas and Illinois. Health experts warn that the official count represents only the tip of the iceberg, as many individuals experience milder symptoms and never undergo the specialized testing required to detect Cyclospora.

The parasite causes a grueling set of symptoms including prolonged watery diarrhea, bloating, nausea, and severe fatigue that can last for weeks if left untreated. While health officials stress that fresh fruits and vegetables remain an essential part of a healthy diet, they urge consumers to meticulously rinse produce under running water and scrub firmer items like melons and cucumbers to prevent infection.

source: Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. (2026). Surveillance of Cyclosporiasis.

Kim

Esso posted on 2026-07-05 13:57:14   Reply   Private Reply


#3: Horse    To: Esso (#2)

Dr Horse takes cayenne with every meal. I posted a video earlier today of 15 things cayenne does to 
improve health.
One is to kill parasites. I would never take antibiotics unless I had dental pain caused by an infection. I haven't
had that for years. The word antibiotics lierally means against life. Antibiotics harms the gut microbiome.

Horse posted on 2026-07-05 14:51:15   Reply   Private Reply


#4: Horse    To: Esso (#0)

This movie sucks. The real terrorists are the US and Israel.
US sanctions killed an average of 538,000 people every year since 1970 according to the British Medical Journal.
Israel did 911 in order to get the US to spend $8 trillion on the War on Terror which was a ruse to get the US to kill 
Israel's neighbors.
If we had closed 700 overseas military bases after the collapse of the Societ Union in 1991, we would not be in our current mess.
No war in the Mideast. No war in the Ukraine.

Horse posted on 2026-07-05 14:57:13   Reply   Private Reply


#5: Pinguinite    To: Esso (#0)

Apparently I'm not old enough to watch it.  It's age restricted.

Pinguinite posted on 2026-07-05 15:07:04   Reply   Private Reply


#6: Pinguinite    To: Esso (#2)

Maybe Ivermectin?  Herbal remedies are good to try first. Olive Leaf Extract is a good thing to try.  Plenty safe and if it doesn't work then no harm done.   If it's an intestinal parasite, it would seem relatively easy to access & treat, at least.

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#7: Esso    To: All (#2)

Kimmy this morning...

I think this was her first 4th of July here since it fell on a Saturday this year.

New Year's is the scary one when it's firearms. Lotta full auto in the 'hood.

She might've been living here in 2023 during her 'cooling off' period, I don't recall.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mitch McConnell disappears, "dies," and his wife runs to China...

NOTHING TO SEE HERE

McConnell's own family will not release a statement on his condition, he is 84 and been in politics for 41 years.

"No Comment"

Rumors continue to swirl

NOT A GOOD LOOK FOR A PROFESSIONAL LIAR AND SCAMMER OF OUR TAX DOLLARS.

MITCH IS IN NO CONDITION TO SERVE HIMSELF ANY LONGER

 

 

I bet it's a million [$10,000]. He'll pay out in 4 tons of pennies.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Esso posted on 2026-07-05 15:12:08   Reply   Private Reply


#8: Esso    To: Pinguinite (#5)

>>Apparently I'm not old enough to watch it.<<

You're not missing much.
I see memes using clips of it all the time, so I thought we'd look at it.
There was a couple clever scenes, other than that, it was a waste of time.

Esso posted on 2026-07-05 15:20:53   Reply   Private Reply


#9: Esso    To: Pinguinite (#6)

I haven't seen any cases. This is the first I've heard about it.
I doubt Ivermectin is on the approved protocol list for anything after Covid and the massive media campaign against it.
I'm sure there's a very expensive alternative that's marginally effective that is approved.

You'd be better off asking Horse or Pac about the olive leaf extract.
Holistic medicine is frowned upon by my employer.
There's probably only a dozen or so practitioners in the Greater Fort Wayne area.

Kim

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#10: Esso    To: Horse, Pinguinite (#9)

>>You'd be better off asking Horse or Pac about the olive leaf extract.<<

Beats me, that's what MDs are supposed to be for.
I can't remember why I'm taking half of my 14 supplements.
Horse probably told me about them or I read about them.

My sister had a bad canker sore under her tongue that a bunch of Rx didn't fix after months.
She likes playing Russian Roulette with doctors and found a 'natural doctor' that fixed it.
I don't remember what it was though.

Mary's still in the hospital from her last medical adventure trying to get the last fuckups fixed.

Esso posted on 2026-07-05 16:05:43   Reply   Private Reply


#11: Esso    To: Horse (#4)

>>The real terrorists are the US and Israel.<<

You've never been in a Muzz country.
Come up to FW and we'll run up to Dearborn, MI and give you a taste.
J/K, I wouldn't go into that Muzz/nigger hellhole if my life depended on it.
It used to be a blue collar Ford town where people actually had jobs.

 

 

 

Esso posted on 2026-07-05 16:14:54   Reply   Private Reply


#12: Esso    To: All (#11)

[3Jul2026]

#BREAKING: THERE IS A MASSIVE ACTIVE SHOOTER SITUATION TAKING PLACE IN FAIRLANE MALL IN DEARBORN MICHIGAN.

PEOPLE ARE HIDING IN STOCK ROOMS AND RUNNING FOR THEIR LIVES.

PLEASE PRAY!!!!

https://x.com/mattvanswol/status/2073104961185915266    [Video]

 

UPDATE: Sadly, it has been confirmed that 3 people were shot.

Two of them have died.

The mall has been placed on lockdown as authorities investigate.

Officials have not released information about what led up to the shooting. [That means the perps had black eyes, black hair and were brown, not joos or white supremacists]

 

A group of Muslim men in Dearborn, Michigan are seen searching for a Christian man who they believe disrespected there religion.

Nick Shirley investigates as a man is openly hunted for having a religious disagreement.

"Ill kill him. Ill Murder him."

https://x.com/MatrixMysteries/status/2072149945034137891    [Video, 30Jun2026]

Esso posted on 2026-07-05 16:38:50   Reply   Private Reply


#13: Esso    To: ghostrider (#12)

We've agreed on bacon-wrapped meatballs for dinner after several hours of contentious negotiations.
My freezers are pretty thin-in-the-skin after about a month of not going to the store.
It might take a couple, three whacks to get my stores up to date next week.

Americans had their landlord come in and out a lock on their AC unit

If this happens to you, know this is illegal in all 50 states

A landlord does not have to provide an AC, but if they do it is illegal to restrict it in this way. Here’s why

If AC is provided in the lease, advertised, present at move-in, or part of the rental, the landlord must maintain it in good working order

They cannot arbitrarily disable, remove, or lock it in a way that prevents reasonable tenant use.

- Locking the unit or thermostat can violate:

- Implied warranty of habitability

unreasonable interference with livable conditions

- Covenant of quiet enjoyment

- Rules against self-help evictions or retaliatory actions like restricting services to pressure a tenant

Landlords may only set reasonable energy-saving guidelines or control settings if they pay utilities, but they must keep temperatures within habitable ranges

https://x.com/WallStreetApes/status/2073753772153585848    [Video]

 

I can pick about any standard lock, especially a crappy one like that's on that. I even have cylindrical lock picks.

My skillset won't let me do high security locks like Medicos where the pins have to be lifted and rotated or disc detainer locks that I don't understand too well.

My big limiting factor is hands that are crippled up with arthritis, post accident, and a lack of need to actually do that anymore.

 

See this guy:   https://www.youtube.com/@lockpickinglawyer   on EweToob for more info.

 

Esso posted on 2026-07-05 17:21:39   Reply   Private Reply


#14: Horse    To: Esso (#11)

The problem is that we are over run with way too many people.

We should have stopped at 150 million. Muslims do not cause problems for us if they stay in
Muslim nations 8,000 miles away. And we do not invade their countries for Israel and the oil companies.

There are more than 15 million Jews in America.

They make the modern liberal Democrat party possible. Beefore FDR, the Democrats were the conservative party.

Horse posted on 2026-07-05 17:29:04   Reply   Private Reply


#15: ghostrider    To: Esso (#1)

yesterday I remembered how much I'd forgotten about bike riding since 1991.

is the framed goat on the night stand his or hers?

ghostrider posted on 2026-07-05 17:47:36   Reply   Private Reply


#16: Esso    To: Pinguinite, ghostrider (#8)

>>You're not missing much.<<

Funniest scene in the movie, to me. Kim didn't get why I laughed so hard.
I was expecting a pill in a glass vial [Contact] or an injector [Fail Safe] or a sachet like one-shot pills you get sometimes.
Funniest 52 seconds of the movie. Talking about lock picks brought that to mind [Starts at 0:28 if you're really impatient and can't stand 52 seconds].

My EweToob search 'killing yourself with a hammer team america' gave me a suicide/811 warning and made me override it. Y'all should be OK, the clip is funny as hell.

The rag-ass electrical tape on the handle of the wooden hammer about caused me to bust a gut.

"Cairo, that's in Egypt." was pretty funny too. An hour and a half boiled down to a minute.

You're welcome.

 

Esso posted on 2026-07-05 17:59:58   Reply   Private Reply


#17: Esso    To: ghostrider (#15)

>>is the framed goat on the night stand his or hers?<<

His, you'll have to head south to Tijuana to see her donkey, which has morphed into a camel.
There's video.

Esso posted on 2026-07-05 18:06:25   Reply   Private Reply


#18: ghostrider    To: Esso (#8)

a lot of the bushbots on FR thought it was a documentary, blue haired gals as I recall.

ghostrider posted on 2026-07-05 18:15:43   Reply   Private Reply


#19: Esso    To: Horse (#14)

>>Beefore FDR, the Democrats were the conservative party.<<

Welp, they're no anymore.

Esso posted on 2026-07-05 18:15:58   Reply   Private Reply


#20: Esso    To: ghostrider (#18)

>>a lot of the bushbots on FR thought it was a documentary, blue haired gals as I recall.<<

I asked Kim, "What the fuck is he talking about?"
"White hair with a 'little' blue color in it is to make the white brighter."
I knew that, but was thinking BLUE, as in purple, or green, which was normal for swimming gals, back in the day.
I'm under a lot of stress about dinner, I'm not thinking clearly.

 

I haven't heard anything about Mary today. Everybody should know I don't like being bothered when Kim's here.

If it was bad, my fucking phone would be ringing off the stairs.

Esso posted on 2026-07-05 18:41:04   Reply   Private Reply


#21: ghostrider    To: Esso (#17)

I limit my road trips to fifty miles, round trip. I was in San Diego and long beach areas in the '90s once waiting for the coup in the Philippines to reach a conclusion less than a week and once for two weeks for a magazine sprinkler maintenance school never even considered going to TJ for any reason. I used to go to places in the Philippines they said to avoid if one speaks the language they'll get by okay for the most part. I have been to Spain with enough spanish to get a beer and a bite to eat, but after a few beers I could only speak Tagalog and the old-world beaners would look at me strange. happened a few times in England as well.

ghostrider posted on 2026-07-05 18:46:26   Reply   Private Reply


#22: ghostrider    To: Esso (#20)

the brisket and V and V sausage is ready so I'm going to eat, just had a bagel around 1300. pro tip, leave the label on the can of beans when you heat them on the smoker otherwise the glue will stick to your oven mitts when you bring them in.

ghostrider posted on 2026-07-05 18:58:04   Reply   Private Reply


#23: ghostrider    To: Esso (#20)

I treat my phone like it is an idiot, I ignore it.

ghostrider posted on 2026-07-05 19:06:06   Reply   Private Reply


#24: Esso    To: ghostrider (#21)

It's raining like a bitch here, pop-up storms. At least it's cool enough to keep Doc happy.

>>I used to go to places in the Philippines they said to avoid if one speaks the language they'll get by okay for the most part.<<

I'm multi-illingual, I don't speak any language, that was Pam's bailiwick, though I don't know if she did Tagalog.
She used an undue amount of effort to keep me away from the lady-bois in Thailand.
Maybe that was the point.

 

Esso posted on 2026-07-05 19:23:23   Reply   Private Reply


#25: Esso    To: ghostrider (#22)

>>leave the label on the can of beans when you heat them on the smoker otherwise the glue will stick to your oven mitts when you bring them in<<

Interesting, You vent it right? Or open the top?

 

Esso posted on 2026-07-05 19:27:49   Reply   Private Reply


#26: Esso    To: Sling Blade, ghostrider (#23)

>>I treat my phone like it is an idiot, I ignore it.<<

Most times, I don't have mine. Sometimes I bring it downstairs.
I carry it when I'm outside the wire if I need a tow truck.

One time, red truck died. I called Tammy's Towing (260) 424-2648 [because it was easy to remember] and said I needed a tow to Chip's.
They only buy cars for scrap. In hindsight, I should've done that.
Now that SlingBlade, my Godson, has red-truck, the bills are killing me.


Ghost, if you ever see me looking at my phone, you're a rare bird.
Sling Blade's a single father, I'm not going to do anything to fuck that up.
If he needs red truck, it's his on my dime.
Long story, nobody's business.

Esso posted on 2026-07-05 19:58:01   Reply   Private Reply


#27: Esso    To: ghostrider (#26)

Chris showed me his rain gauge, a couple inches.
I'll be hearing about tomorrow because he didn't listen to me.

Esso posted on 2026-07-05 21:48:46   Reply   Private Reply


#28: Esso    To: All (#27)

 

 

Esso posted on 2026-07-05 22:18:56   Reply   Private Reply


#29: Esso    To: All (#28)

Dr. Kimmy asks: No straight male has to wear his hair that way at 23 unless you're an INAH-3 homosexual pedophile.
Sick little pedo.

 

 

Esso posted on 2026-07-05 22:53:56   Reply   Private Reply


#30: ghostrider    To: Esso (#25)

 

 

Interesting, You vent it right? Or open the top? 

yes of course, leave just enough lid uncut to so it can be raised with a spoon

 had an air dryer oven at the mine shop for reconditioning desiccant packs we would heat cans of food in when we had watch. one guy did not vent the two cans of ravioli he put in there, he took out one of the cans and ate it and forgot about the other one, it came undone around 2230, blew off one of the doors 48"X24" back into the barrel room racks of 16-inch gun powder charge bags cans we stored instrument racks. never found the can, only trace of the ravioli was a black greasy stain on the shelf he had it on to cook. the command duty officer had walked past the air dryer oven just a few minutes before it exploded.

 

 

ghostrider posted on 2026-07-06 06:14:09   Reply   Private Reply


#31: ghostrider    To: Esso (#26)

I only take mine if there is a china town aka harbor freight coupon I liked the paper copy adds I hate the phone, anyway my son does the driving and brings his phone for that tow truck calling business.

ghostrider posted on 2026-07-06 06:24:01   Reply   Private Reply


#32: ghostrider    To: Esso (#24)

 went to the library, asked the librarian where the books on paranoia were to be found, she leaned in close to my ear and whispered "they are right behind you"

ghostrider posted on 2026-07-06 06:49:51   Reply   Private Reply


#33: Dakmar    To: Esso (#29)

I need this in my kitchen to fill void between DIY Amazon pantry kit and the reals shelves

https://www.greatbigcanvas.com/view/iron-wheels-of-stream-engine-locomotive-train-on-railways,2341296/

Dakmar posted on 2026-07-06 20:25:13   Reply   Private Reply


#34: Pinguinite    To: Esso (#9)

Hi Kim.. Well, I'm a certified internet doctor, so you can take my advice.

More seriously, I'm pretty much on board with Horse on alt medicine and have been for a long time.  I'm well aware of how conventional medicine regards alt treatments, and how it's become an industry rather than a practice.  

You're in a tight spot having to be in that environment as a profession.


Pinguinite posted on 2026-07-06 22:33:58   Reply   Private Reply


#35: Esso    To: ghostrider (#32)

>>"they are right behind you" <<

'They' don't want me getting out of my neighborhood.
Northbound Coliseum Blvd is closed at New Haven Ave to the 930 cloverleaf. The railroad viaduct might be collapsing.
Westbound New Haven Ave is closed from 930 to Coliseum Blvd.
North and southbound 930 is down to one lane each way over the Maumee river.
I don't know how to describe what's going on at the 930/Maplecrest Rd intersection except for CF and a half.
Going north/east from my joint is almost impossible. NE is where everything is at.
Going south/west [downtown] is suicidal. I almost never go that way.
It was an adventure getting home to say the least.
Took two hours to go five miles out and back.

Esso posted on 2026-07-07 13:50:22   Reply   Private Reply


#36: Esso    To: Pinguinite (#34)

>>You're in a tight spot having to be in that environment as a profession.<<

Yeah, we've talked about that. She's caught in a catch-22.
She's too young to retire, and too old to start from scratch again on her own.
I don't understand all the ins & outs of her contractual obligations, but it boils down to two sticking points:
1. The hospital group wants a shit-ton of money for her patient records, 7-figures IIRC,
2. She can't just give her patients her number and steal them away without consequence.
Covid was the medical professionals "9/11 Changed Everything" moment. It's messed up.

Speaking of that...

INSANE story out of Michigan

Emily Karolski, a @CorewellHealth nurse, was arrested after authorities discovered nearly 80 DEAD CATS inside her home, as well as dozens of still-living cats.

First responders reportedly began throwing up from the smell when they initially approached the home.

She was charged with felony abandoning and animal cruelty and was only given a $2,500 bond.

 

 

 

 

 

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#37: Esso    To: Dakmar (#33)

>>I need this in my kitchen to fill void between DIY Amazon pantry kit and the reals shelves<<

Could I interest you in an original Ren and Stimpy poster in a fancy metal frame?
I think my ex-wife got it for me.
It's down in the dungeon. I need to get down there and check the equipment anyway.

Esso posted on 2026-07-07 17:16:59   Reply   Private Reply


#38: Esso    To: noone2222, ghostrider (#31)

>>I liked the paper copy adds I hate the phone<<

I miss the HF ads/coupons too.
We got an email from Doug last weekend with a holiday message.
I seldom check email unless something is cooking. Text is best.

 

 

 

 

 

I got a text from inside the Beltway last weekend saying he was dead. WTAF? "All the World's a PsyOp." - Wm. Shakespeare

His wife flees to China a couple days after the turtle dies...

 

 

Two homo/pedos in a pod...

 

 

 

 

I didn't see the knife at first.

 

Organized theft rings are now hitting AI data‑center supply chains, stealing copper and hardware straight off the trucks before they even reach the construction site. Police just recovered 2 trailers carrying $1.3M in stolen wire & infrastructure gear.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Real Temu ad on X.

 

 

 

 

Dr. Pacman's Rx.

 

 

 

 

All muzz goat-fuckers are gay.

 

 

Dakmar...

 

 

 

 

1977 AMC Pacer Pickup

In the #1970s a car designer named Carl Green pitched AMC on turning the legendary Pacer into a pickup truck.

He built a concept in his garage.

AMC closely evaluated it- but decided to stick with its own Jeep brand for utility vehicles. [I would've bought one instead of a CJ-7 in a heartbeat]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Esso posted on 2026-07-07 18:02:30   Reply   Private Reply


#39: ghostrider    To: Esso (#35)

we have to go through a roadblock and use the old caliche runway to tend the chickens, so yeah, I can dig it. last year they dug a couple mile drainage ditch that is 40 feet or so across the bottom and around 15 feet deep the east bank at the culverts has eroded just about to the cotton.

ghostrider posted on 2026-07-07 20:15:51   Reply   Private Reply


#40: Esso    To: Dakmar, Pinguinite, ghostrider (#38)

Email from Doug [noone222/2222] being Doug.
I might've learned something about Doug that he's keeping secret from the email.
I'm not talkin', those 'Nam guys are crazy and don't have much to lose.

 

 

 

 

 

 

That made me think...

 

 

 

 

 

That might be a good thing.

 

 

 

 

 

Democrats are simply incapable of finding just one normal White guy to represent them on a ballot anywhere in this country. For some reason, it is a physical impossibility. This problem plagues them without geographic bounds, from the West Coast and the heartland to Maine. It’s insane.

 

 

My 'irregardless' lesson was particularly brutal. A .45 to the head would've been better.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Windsor Wednesdays...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Esso posted on 2026-07-07 20:19:58   Reply   Private Reply


#41: Esso    To: ghostrider (#39)

I had a really good post goin' on, but it was too truthy, so I got shut down.
I couldn't find out what DEI fuckers are causing my CF.
Sorry.

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#42: Esso    To: ghostrider (#41)

My keystroke handlers weren't worried the roads.
It was the other stuff.
I'm lucky I got this far.

Esso posted on 2026-07-07 21:23:24   Reply   Private Reply


#43: Esso    To: christine, Dakmar, Horse, Jethro Tull, Pinguinite, noone2222, ghostrider (#42)

Kimmy is trouble, but so hot.

Whoa, that's inflation adjusted or something. Nevermind, I thought they were saying new cars went down 25%, silly me, I was looking at colors, not the line.

The zero line is at [China, Bangladesh] clothing. Everything bad for you is cheaper, and things they want to restrict is expensive.

I wonder why cigarettes [up 1,000%] aren't on the list? Goob doesn't you smoking, nicotine is a problem for them.

I swear, I'm gonna start putting nicotine patches on Kimmy's ass after her shower without her knowledge on weekends.

I don't think that God thought His children would take his perfect plan and start messing with His atoms and molecules for bad reasons.

Maybe He did, and this was just a test. Maybe Satan is winning the battle.

I dunno.

Esso posted on 2026-07-07 22:04:00   Reply   Private Reply


#44: Dakmar    To: Esso (#43)

I'm glad to hear Doug is still breathing. 

Dakmar posted on 2026-07-08 20:50:49   Reply   Private Reply


#45: Dakmar    To: Esso (#42)

https://fordhouse.org/about/

A half day drive, stock up on liquor, pills, and cigarettes and confront the American nightmare of Diversity squa' in the nuts?

Dakmar posted on 2026-07-08 21:11:27   Reply   Private Reply