From the creators of South Park comes an outrageous musical satire of big-budget action films in which freedom hangs by a thread. Team America is an international police force dedicated to maintaining global stability. When they learn of a power-hungry dictator brokering weapons of mass destruction to terrorists the heroes embark upon a harrowing mission to save the world.
R-rated, vulgar and extremely juvenile. We watched it because the morons in my area kept us up with their commercial-grade fireworks until well after midnight in a valiant effort to remain poor and cash-strapped.
There was hundreds of references to other movies and pop culture [See: IMDb trivia and connections].
#1: Esso To: ghostrider (#0)
"She was expensive," said one of the men, who asked to be called "Joe" to protect his identity, "but she was worth it."
Joe says AOC was booked out months in advance.
"Do people really think she came up with $600,000 to run for Congress through 'grassroots donations'? Nobody had any idea who she was."
Two of the men have produced receipts for both the Republican National Committee and TMZ for release in October.
"At least it won't be a surprise."
A cocky fighter pilot flies up next to a B-52 and brags on the radio, "Watch this!"
He hits his afterburners, does a barrel roll, and then a tight loop. "Top that!" he shouts to the B-52 pilot.
The B-52 pilot just flies straight and steady for 10 minutes.
"How'd you like that?" asks the B-52 pilot.
The fighter pilot is confused. "What did you do?"
The B-52 pilot replies, "I went to the back, stretched my legs, went to the bathroom, and made myself a fresh cup of coffee."
This should terrify every parent.
Pediatrician injects 18-month-old twins with 5 vaccines and both die 8 days later. Mother, Andrea Shaw, spoke out publicly blaming the shots for the deaths of her children… and now authorities have charged HER with murder.
Hepatitis-A, Diphtheria, Pertussis, Tetanus & Flu Vaccines were administered to twins, Dallas & Tyson Shaw at their pediatric 'well child' visit.
Within hours, the toddlers became lethargic and ill. The next morning, their lips were blue, and they struggled to move. Andrea took the twins to the emergency room and told the doctor they had received the vaccines the day before.
The treating physician in the emergency room diagnosed them as suffering from “post-immunization reaction.”
The babies remained symptomatic & ill over the next 6 days. On the 8th day, post vaccines, Andrea found both children unresponsive.
Police and paramedics were called, and investigators immediately focused on the parents. Andrea & Nathaniel told Children's Health Defense that the police immediately treated them as suspects.
“They said that it wasn’t medical and that they figured asphyxiation, and that I had supposedly had a postpartum overwhelming blackout and killed my children,” Andrea said. The family filed a report with the Vaccine Adverse Event Reporting System & contacted Children's Health Defense.
Rather than investigating the vaccines as cause of death, including the hospitalization records & vaccine injury diagnosis... the Payette Police Department opened an investigation into Andrea.
The entire medical industry & law authority ignores vaccines as possible cause of SIDS & will go after the parents...
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A dangerous parasite that causes weeks of explosive diarrhea is spreading rapidly across the United States, infecting people in 17 states.
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) is closely tracking a domestic surge of cyclosporiasis, an intestinal illness caused by the microscopic parasite Cyclospora cayetanensis. Between May 1 and June 16, 2026, at least 145 cases have been confirmed across 17 states, with 20 individuals requiring hospitalization.
Unlike other common foodborne bugs, this parasite is typically not transmitted from person to person. Instead, infections occur when individuals consume food or water contaminated with microscopic fecal matter, often linked to raw produce.
Worryingly, none of the affected patients reported traveling internationally before falling ill, meaning the contamination is originating directly from food sources within the United States.
Currently, New York has reported the highest concentration of infections, alongside notable spikes in Texas and Illinois. Health experts warn that the official count represents only the tip of the iceberg, as many individuals experience milder symptoms and never undergo the specialized testing required to detect Cyclospora.
The parasite causes a grueling set of symptoms including prolonged watery diarrhea, bloating, nausea, and severe fatigue that can last for weeks if left untreated. While health officials stress that fresh fruits and vegetables remain an essential part of a healthy diet, they urge consumers to meticulously rinse produce under running water and scrub firmer items like melons and cucumbers to prevent infection.
source: Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. (2026). Surveillance of Cyclosporiasis.
Kim
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Horse posted on 2026-07-05 14:51:15 Reply Private Reply
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I think this was her first 4th of July here since it fell on a Saturday this year.
New Year's is the scary one when it's firearms. Lotta full auto in the 'hood.
She might've been living here in 2023 during her 'cooling off' period, I don't recall.
Mitch McConnell disappears, "dies," and his wife runs to China...
NOTHING TO SEE HERE
McConnell's own family will not release a statement on his condition, he is 84 and been in politics for 41 years.
"No Comment"
Rumors continue to swirl
NOT A GOOD LOOK FOR A PROFESSIONAL LIAR AND SCAMMER OF OUR TAX DOLLARS.
MITCH IS IN NO CONDITION TO SERVE HIMSELF ANY LONGER
I bet it's a million [$10,000]. He'll pay out in 4 tons of pennies.
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[3Jul2026]
#BREAKING: THERE IS A MASSIVE ACTIVE SHOOTER SITUATION TAKING PLACE IN FAIRLANE MALL IN DEARBORN MICHIGAN.
PEOPLE ARE HIDING IN STOCK ROOMS AND RUNNING FOR THEIR LIVES.
PLEASE PRAY!!!!
https://x.com/mattvanswol/status/2073104961185915266 [Video]
UPDATE: Sadly, it has been confirmed that 3 people were shot.
Two of them have died.
The mall has been placed on lockdown as authorities investigate.
Officials have not released information about what led up to the shooting. [That means the perps had black eyes, black hair and were brown, not joos or white supremacists]
A group of Muslim men in Dearborn, Michigan are seen searching for a Christian man who they believe disrespected there religion.
Nick Shirley investigates as a man is openly hunted for having a religious disagreement.
"Ill kill him. Ill Murder him."
https://x.com/MatrixMysteries/status/2072149945034137891 [Video, 30Jun2026]
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Americans had their landlord come in and out a lock on their AC unit
If this happens to you, know this is illegal in all 50 states
A landlord does not have to provide an AC, but if they do it is illegal to restrict it in this way. Here’s why
If AC is provided in the lease, advertised, present at move-in, or part of the rental, the landlord must maintain it in good working order
They cannot arbitrarily disable, remove, or lock it in a way that prevents reasonable tenant use.
- Locking the unit or thermostat can violate:
- Implied warranty of habitability
unreasonable interference with livable conditions
- Covenant of quiet enjoyment
- Rules against self-help evictions or retaliatory actions like restricting services to pressure a tenant
Landlords may only set reasonable energy-saving guidelines or control settings if they pay utilities, but they must keep temperatures within habitable ranges
https://x.com/WallStreetApes/status/2073753772153585848 [Video]
I can pick about any standard lock, especially a crappy one like that's on that. I even have cylindrical lock picks.
My skillset won't let me do high security locks like Medicos where the pins have to be lifted and rotated or disc detainer locks that I don't understand too well.
My big limiting factor is hands that are crippled up with arthritis, post accident, and a lack of need to actually do that anymore.
See this guy: https://www.youtube.com/@lockpickinglawyer on EweToob for more info.
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My EweToob search 'killing yourself with a hammer team america' gave me a suicide/811 warning and made me override it. Y'all should be OK, the clip is funny as hell.
The rag-ass electrical tape on the handle of the wooden hammer about caused me to bust a gut.
"Cairo, that's in Egypt." was pretty funny too. An hour and a half boiled down to a minute.
You're welcome.
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I haven't heard anything about Mary today. Everybody should know I don't like being bothered when Kim's here.
If it was bad, my fucking phone would be ringing off the stairs.
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Interesting, You vent it right? Or open the top?
yes of course, leave just enough lid uncut to so it can be raised with a spoon
had an air dryer oven at the mine shop for reconditioning desiccant packs we would heat cans of food in when we had watch. one guy did not vent the two cans of ravioli he put in there, he took out one of the cans and ate it and forgot about the other one, it came undone around 2230, blew off one of the doors 48"X24" back into the barrel room racks of 16-inch gun powder charge bags cans we stored instrument racks. never found the can, only trace of the ravioli was a black greasy stain on the shelf he had it on to cook. the command duty officer had walked past the air dryer oven just a few minutes before it exploded.
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https://www.greatbigcanvas.com/view/iron-wheels-of-stream-engine-locomotive-train-on-railways,2341296/
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INSANE story out of Michigan
Emily Karolski, a @CorewellHealth nurse, was arrested after authorities discovered nearly 80 DEAD CATS inside her home, as well as dozens of still-living cats.
First responders reportedly began throwing up from the smell when they initially approached the home.
She was charged with felony abandoning and animal cruelty and was only given a $2,500 bond.
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I got a text from inside the Beltway last weekend saying he was dead. WTAF? "All the World's a PsyOp." - Wm. Shakespeare
His wife flees to China a couple days after the turtle dies...
Two homo/pedos in a pod...
I didn't see the knife at first.
Organized theft rings are now hitting AI data‑center supply chains, stealing copper and hardware straight off the trucks before they even reach the construction site. Police just recovered 2 trailers carrying $1.3M in stolen wire & infrastructure gear.
Real Temu ad on X.
Dr. Pacman's Rx.
All muzz goat-fuckers are gay.
Dakmar...
1977 AMC Pacer Pickup
In the #1970s a car designer named Carl Green pitched AMC on turning the legendary Pacer into a pickup truck.
He built a concept in his garage.
AMC closely evaluated it- but decided to stick with its own Jeep brand for utility vehicles. [I would've bought one instead of a CJ-7 in a heartbeat]
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That made me think...
That might be a good thing.
Democrats are simply incapable of finding just one normal White guy to represent them on a ballot anywhere in this country. For some reason, it is a physical impossibility. This problem plagues them without geographic bounds, from the West Coast and the heartland to Maine. It’s insane.
My 'irregardless' lesson was particularly brutal. A .45 to the head would've been better.
Windsor Wednesdays...
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Kimmy is trouble, but so hot.
Whoa, that's inflation adjusted or something. Nevermind, I thought they were saying new cars went down 25%, silly me, I was looking at colors, not the line.
The zero line is at [China, Bangladesh] clothing. Everything bad for you is cheaper, and things they want to restrict is expensive.
I wonder why cigarettes [up 1,000%] aren't on the list? Goob doesn't you smoking, nicotine is a problem for them.
I swear, I'm gonna start putting nicotine patches on Kimmy's ass after her shower without her knowledge on weekends.
I don't think that God thought His children would take his perfect plan and start messing with His atoms and molecules for bad reasons.
Maybe He did, and this was just a test. Maybe Satan is winning the battle.
I dunno.
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Dakmar posted on 2026-07-08 20:50:49 Reply Private Reply
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https://fordhouse.org/about/
A half day drive, stock up on liquor, pills, and cigarettes and confront the American nightmare of Diversity squa' in the nuts?
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