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#1: Esso To: All (#0)

Esso posted on 2026-07-17 09:59:21 Reply Private Reply

#2: Horse To: Esso (#1)

In a radio broadcast of Dragnet, Joe Friday asks another cop to borrow a penny. He needed it buy a cup of coffee.

Penny vending machines. Most youngsters don't remember that.

Before Jack Webb played Joe Friday on the radio, he was Mike Regan, PI.

In one show he went to see his co-worker who had been shot and was in the hospital in the ICU ward in LA.

His boss got mad. He said, "Don't be hanging around the hospital. Go out and earn some money. These

people are charging me $20 a day for your partner to be in the ICU ward.

That is something else youngsters can't remember, paying $20 a day to be in the ICU ward in any hospital anywhere in the US.

Horse posted on 2026-07-17 10:38:06 Reply Private Reply

#3: Esso To: Dakmar, ghostrider (#0)

Come on up! I've got enough food, booze and smokes to last a few weeks.

Bring your fresh-air gear, the smoke has me gaggin' and coughing, and I'm a smoker.

Kimmy's not gonna like that, it's probably worse ten miles up north where she's at.

Teevee WX says there's a 60% chance of rain later today and tomorrow, that might knock some of it down.

Had some cute gal at the store compliment me on the Hawaiian shirt I wear like a jacket to cover my gun.

She must've seen the flowers in my cart and thought I was safe because I was taken or a faggot.

Kim should like her flowers, I got a good deal on a huge tropical bouquet.

She'll think she's walking in on a funeral tomorrow.

I might tell her it's for that fat gal that looks like a beige pile of shit with a Covi tat...

I thought Kim had thin legs...

Maybe it's was just meant to be?

Florida resident Nancy Dello Stritto is asking her local Office of Motor Vehicles for a new license plate after her's that came in reads "SQZ A55," a message she believes is too inappropriate to drive around her Pompano Beach retirement community with. It will be replaced for free according to the office manager at FOMV.

I personally think it's very clever and would get a good laugh if I saw it on the road.

Shouldn't my tomato plant have tomatoes starting by now???

Guess why.

Esso posted on 2026-07-17 14:23:32 Reply Private Reply

#4: Esso To: ghostrider (#3)

You gotta see this...

It couldn't have been on purpose, had to be luck.

https://x.com/WarPath2pt0/status/2078170327901753431 [Video]

Esso posted on 2026-07-17 14:45:24 Reply Private Reply

#5: ghostrider To: Esso (#0)

the albino jabba can lift around 500 pounds just by standing up.

ghostrider posted on 2026-07-17 16:01:24 Reply Private Reply

#6: Esso To: ghostrider (#5)

She looks like the shit emoji, but in beige.

Kim's not likely to find many texts from her tomorrow in my phone.

Shaneequaa most likely will [Tyrone's GF].

I miss my little Slavic MD...

25:20:00 hours.

Esso posted on 2026-07-17 16:41:21 Reply Private Reply

#7: ghostrider To: Esso (#4)

notice you didn't see anyone try closing the door while inside, maybe if you hold your tongue just right.

ghostrider posted on 2026-07-17 17:27:51 Reply Private Reply

#8: ghostrider To: Esso (#6)

a black guy and a mexican guy walk into a bar, who is getting laid first?

the fat chick

ghostrider posted on 2026-07-17 17:30:13 Reply Private Reply

#9: Esso To: ghostrider (#7)

That made my dicq hard.

I got out my tape, in my hovel's downstairs half bath the distance is ~3.5 inches.

Subsequent projects [after the company time] had wider specs. I had a little more than 650 sqft to work with in 1979.

I've had a pretty fckd up life, but can't think of anything of anything I'd change.

Except being in the Navy. Just kidding. Chris's son is enlisted as soon he gets out of HS.

The CIA is much gayer than anything now, post Cold War after I separated...

That's fake, this isn't...

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=humans+of+CIA

Esso posted on 2026-07-17 18:22:54 Reply Private Reply

#10: Esso To: All (#9)

It's rained a little bit bit, the smoke is gone.

Esso posted on 2026-07-17 18:44:10 Reply Private Reply

#11: ghostrider To: Esso (#9)

used to drive by one of their places when I was stationed at Yorktown VA it was down by Langley AFB early to mid '90s. sometimes I'd have to go way the hell around because of the coleman bridge having issues. the new bridge opened a bit after I transferred to here in TX. loblolly pine pollen turns everything bright yellow, they are plantation grown for the paper pulp mills. if I had to round about the coleman more than likely I'd get held up by a log train moving a hundred or so cars at 3 miles an hour.

ghostrider posted on 2026-07-17 19:01:49 Reply Private Reply

#12: Esso To: Dakmar (#11)

Esso posted on 2026-07-17 20:05:07 Reply Private Reply

#13: Esso To: ghostrider (#12)

I was never military, but Company, but we were brothers until the Cold War ended...

I checked out in 1995.

Esso posted on 2026-07-17 20:45:07 Reply Private Reply

#14: Esso To: Esso (#13)

Esso posted on 2026-07-17 20:47:52 Reply Private Reply

#15: ghostrider To: Esso (#14)

Elliot Page wanted to be a juggler but she doesn't have the balls for it.

Mac and his sweetheart are sitting in silence a park bench in Scotland. Finally the girl says brightly, “Mac, I’ll give you a penny for your thoughts.”

Mac replies, “Ach, an’ I was a’settin’ here a’wondrin’ how would it be if ya was to give me a wee bit of a kiss!”

The girl blushes, collects herself, then leans over to Mac, pecks him on the cheek with her lips, then sits back again.

After another long silence, the girl says, “Mac, I’ll give you another penny for your thoughts!”

Mac sighs, then replies, “Waaall, now I was a’settin here a’wondrin’ what’s happened to that first penny

A woman on a bus is suddenly overcome with the urge to break wind.

She tries to let go a squeaker but instead lets loose a loud, hearty blast.

The entire bus goes silent, and the embarrassed woman desperately tries to think of something to say to the man sitting next to her.

"Um ... do you have a transfer ticket?" she finally asks.

"No, I don't," he replies. "But when we pass the next tree, I'll try to grab you a handful of leaves."

Why isn't Cinderella good at sports ?

Cuz she runs away from the ball, and her coach is a vegetable.

Physical activity can extend your age.

I went jogging this morning, and when I got home, I felt like I was 100-years-old.

ghostrider posted on 2026-07-17 22:04:01 Reply Private Reply

#16: ghostrider To: Esso (#14)

ghostrider posted on 2026-07-18 17:42:43 Reply Private Reply

#17: Dakmar To: Esso (#12)

Dakmar posted on 2026-07-18 20:01:02 Reply Private Reply

#18: Esso To: ghostrider (#15)

Not much of a weekend, Little Miss Dr. Thinlegs is sickly and sniffly.

I kid you not, the WX forecast is for patchy smoke, 82 degrees.

Kim's beverage of choice last night was NyQuil. Poor thing.

At least it's cool enough that the A/C is keeping up, so she's comfortable.

I saw a couple of stories and maps showing the wildfires were intentionally set.

The fag Carney wants to keep the global warming hoax alive by making my GF sick.

Same-same with the poisoned vegetables. I think the homo/pedo Gates is behind that because nobody wants his lab-grown BS.

Esso posted on 2026-07-19 12:30:10 Reply Private Reply

#19: ghostrider To: Esso (#18)

On the first day of boot camp, a US Army drill instructor lined up his recruits.

"I'm curious as to how many of you come from military families. Did anyone in your family serve?" He points at one recruit.

"Yes sir!" The recruit answers. "My father served in Iraq during the War on Terror."

"Good," says the D.I. "What about you?" He points at another recruit.

"Yes sir!" The recruit answers. "My grandfather served in Desert Storm."

"Good," says the D.I. "What about you?" He points at another recruit.

"Yes sir!" The recruit answers. "My great-great grandfather fought at Normandy!"

"Ah, the finest day in the history of the United States military," the D.I. says. "1st Infantry? 82nd Airborne?"

"No sir," the recruit answers. "The 21st Panzer division."

I took the lid of a tub of soft margarine and I swear it had Jesus' face on it!

I showed my Indian friend and he said "I can't believe it's not Buddha."

Two Sikh men from India move to Texas with their families and make a bet to see which of them can become the most American in twelve months.

A year later they meet up and the first man says, “Look at me. I am real American now. My son is playing quarterback, I am having a McDonalds breakfast and I am now on my way to the ball- park to root for my team. How about you?”

The other man looks at him and says, “Fuck you, you Arabic bastard, Go back to your own country!!”

Mexican Lettuce is not my favorite but, it has become my number 2

ghostrider posted on 2026-07-19 16:23:38 Reply Private Reply

#20: Esso To: ghostrider (#19)