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#1: Esso    To: ghostrider (#0)

Went to the store to stock up. I think it's been three weeks.
Kroger didn't have a quarter to a third of the stuff I went for. Very Biden era/Sovietesque.
I'll probably have to go back Fri/Sat to get ready for Kim. Flowers would be good.

I'm not a TDSer, but this is cute...

I think it's from a SNL movie made from a recurring SNL skit. I've never seen it, just EweToob clips.

I used to like it until it turned into some gay anthem or something. I liked the sound.

 

This can't be correct, Cali & Hawaii cheaper than HoosierHickistan? Doubtful.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Same-same for me until Kimmy goes.

 

 

 

I'll bet that hurt like a MFer.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jimmy Carter, 39th president of the United States, has passed away.

 

Esso posted on 2026-08-25 14:24:58   Reply   Private Reply

#2: Esso    To: Dakmar, ghostrider (#1)

“Well, Mr. President, from one fat pig to another, take it from me that physical fitness is very important.”

“And trust me, you’ll be happy to see your penis again.”

Jelly Roll unloaded on Donald Trump while taking over Jimmy Kimmel’s desk Monday night after the president attended an IndyCar race in Washington, D.C.

Watching Trump wave the race flag, Jelly said, “What a shit job. How do you fuck up waving a flag?” [I think it had something to do with a greenscreen problem on the part of the production that made the green flag show pictures] [It looked cool, I thought it was on purpose]

Jelly joked that Trump seemed to enjoy the race, “which was a real switch-up for him because normally he only likes his own race.”

He also went after Trump’s weight gain, noting that the president is now around 240 pounds while Jelly himself has lost roughly 300.

“That means I’ve lost an entire Donald Trump,” he said.

Jelly Roll should remember something: a massive part of the country and Southern music’s audience is conservative.

You’re free to criticize President Trump or disagree with his politics but when you start insulting the people your audience includes, you risk alienating the very fans who buy your music, attend your concerts, and support your career.

I'm a little disappointed, but it is what it is. He did some good work. Like helping people about suicide.

I'm a little disappointed, but it is what it is.

He tried to help people. Now he's a dicq.

Esso posted on 2026-08-25 16:32:41   Reply   Private Reply

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Esso posted on 2026-08-25 16:40:45   Reply   Private Reply

#4: ghostrider    To: Esso (#1)

only have to fire the ma deuce a couple times before the driver learns they eject out the bottom.

I had a 3 1/4 inch nail from my framing nailer go through my thumb once had to have my son pull it out so I could get my glove off to see how bad it was, just got the fleshy part.

Carter died happy knowing joetato took his spot as worst ever.

grapefruit don't grow on a vine, they ain't even purple and they make lousy wine.

ghostrider posted on 2026-08-25 16:44:04   Reply   Private Reply

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ghostrider posted on 2026-08-25 17:15:54   Reply   Private Reply

#6: Esso    To: ghostrider (#5)

When I had my sister buy the Clown Car in Chicago a few years ago, they wouldn't do it in my name since I wasn't there.
Indiana DMV wouldn't let me put it in my name alone, even with a signed statement and a copy of the check I paid it off with.

No go. Welp, they sent Mary a bill for the plates, and she paid them.
I got what I thought were dupe tags, after talking to her, I opened them. They're '28 plates (a year in advance).
Clever way to get an extra $88.

I might do something like that that with Red Truck so Sling Blade gets another year after the the plates and insurance burns out when I'm dead.
Illinois Farmers won't do auto-pay after Biden had me de-banked several years ago and got stiffed for a couple months. He should be safe.
Chase paid all the penalties, but I'm still a deadbeat with them.

 

Esso posted on 2026-08-25 17:50:02   Reply   Private Reply

#7: Esso    To: All (#6)

President Trump just ordered U.S. flags lowered to half-staff nationwide for a full week in honor of Dolly Parton.

That is extremely special. Presidential half-staff orders are almost always reserved for presidents, vice presidents, justices, members of Congress, governors, or major national tragedies. Pure entertainers and cultural icons almost never get a nationwide presidential directive like this!

Whitney Houston only got state-level recognition in New Jersey, and even Elvis didn’t receive a formal federal order of this scope.

A weeklong national tribute for the Queen of Country is genuinely rare. It underscores just how deeply her music, philanthropy, and larger-than-life presence cut across America.

 

Esso posted on 2026-08-25 20:10:49   Reply   Private Reply

#8: Esso    To: Sling Blade (#7)

You're lucky the Squirt wasn't messed up at birth like my younger sister.
Hang in there Kiddo.

We had some fun along the way. Drank a bit, spent too much money. Saw too many people die.

Ain't a bad life...

Esso posted on 2026-08-25 20:40:10   Reply   Private Reply

#9: Esso    To: Sling Blade (#8)

I'm still pretty pissed off about Brett stealing my R134a gauges and vacuum pump , but Doc said she'll replace them and told me not to kill him.
Not like I can use that shit anymore.

I still have my R-12 stuff , maybe we can get Red Truck cold again.

Yeah, I listen sometimes.

Esso posted on 2026-08-25 20:54:13   Reply   Private Reply