I'll Make This Brief

Source: EweToob
Published: 2026-08-31
Author: Ridiculocity
Post Date: 2026-08-31 08:05:17 by Esso
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#1: Esso    To: ghostrider (#0)

My missing package might be showing up today.

 

Processing at USPS Facility

FORT WAYNE, IN 46808

August 31, 2026 6:41 AM

 

Arrived at USPS Facility

FORT WAYNE, IN 46807

August 30, 2026 11:45 PM

 

Departed USPS Facility

FORT WAYNE IN DISTRIBUTION CENTER

August 30, 2026 11:26 PM

 

 Arrived at USPS Facility

FORT WAYNE IN DISTRIBUTION CENTER

August 30, 2026 10:14 PM

 

[Eight day gap]

 

Arrived at USPS Facility

INDIANAPOLIS IN DISTRIBUTION CENTER

August 22, 2026 10:34 PM

 

Weird. Must be a new cost-cutting measure.

I was just looking at my checking account. It took from the middle of March 'til the beginning of August for a check to get from Ft. Wayne to Portage IN.

Esso posted on 2026-08-31 08:41:10   Reply   Private Reply


#2: Horse    To: Esso (#1)

The worst delivery I ever had was USPS. 
I live 75 miles east of Memphis.
I placed an order that Vitacost sent to me vis USPS at Christmas time which was a mistake on their part.
A few days later I tracked the package was in Memphis to be delivered to me.
Next thing was I traced it to Little Rock which is in the opposite direction.
After another week, I traced it and discovered it had disappeared.
I applied for and got a refund.
30 days later it was delivered to me.

Horse posted on 2026-08-31 09:52:18   Reply   Private Reply


#3: Esso    To: Horse (#2)

I'm really curious why it took four and a half months for a letter (check) to go 125 miles.
On the first try after two weeks, I called the bank and stopped payment on the check and texted Mike to destroy it if it turned up.
It did after a couple more weeks. I mailed it from a mailbox at the Kroger I shop at. I thought that might've been the problem.

On the second try, I photographed the check and letter, texted it to Mike, and took it into the main post office downtown to mail it.
I couldn't believe it when he called me and it wasn't there in a couple more weeks.
I told him to 'sit tight' it must be on the way, and it slipped my mind.

This latest package disappearance made me look at my bank account if it got there. It did.
The time from sending it to the time he cashed the check was four and a half months.
Something's going on.

When Biden and his LGBTQIA+ freakshow de-banked me 3 or 4 years ago, I figured that 'went with the territory' of who I used to work for.

Now I'm wondering again. Three incidents in six months? Neither me or Kim are exactly on the Deep State's Christmas card list.
We talked a lot about the newest 'pandemic' they're pushing again. She made a couple posts on 4um about it yesterday.

Esso posted on 2026-08-31 11:35:50   Reply   Private Reply


#4: Esso    To: All (#3)

 

 

 

 

 

 

And "Mad" Maxine Watters...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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1950s.

 

 

Black eyes and black hair...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wouldn't either.

 

 

 

 

 

Esso posted on 2026-08-31 12:12:18   Reply   Private Reply


#5: Horse    To: Esso (#4)

That Jewish man who claimed there might be an FBI investigation because Tucker Carlson might be linked to
Islamic terrorists is full of crap.
Trump is going senile.
Biden should have been removed from office for being senile
Trump should be removed for being senile.
Trump recently threatened Oman which is one of our few remaining allies in the area.
President Vance negotiated the MoU to end the war 
Senile Trump violated the MoU so a second exit plan had to be negotiated.
That  second agreement gave given us an exit that was supposed to take place this past weekend. It required simultaneous actions to stop the war as Iran cannot trust Trump who is senile and unbalanced.
Instead of accepting the peace deal, Trump started bombing Iran again.
Trump pissed off the Canadians. Canada just decided to shut down some refineries for routine maintenance and will cut diesel exports to America by 300,000 barrels a day starting Wednesday.
Trump needs to leave office soon.


Horse posted on 2026-08-31 13:03:04   Reply   Private Reply


#6: titorite    To: Horse (#5)

All of the legislative , judical, and independent state level governments all of them are usruped. All rules by dual Israeli citizens or open , vocal , and devoted Israeli loyalists.

If your voting for Israel no matter what you live as a slave.

titorite posted on 2026-08-31 13:24:27   Reply   Private Reply


#7: Esso    To: ghostrider (#4)

Esso posted on 2026-08-31 13:27:10   Reply   Private Reply


#8: ghostrider    To: Esso (#1)

for some reason the mailman here puts my mail from the VA in a mailbox two blocks over unless it is the VA guidelines and who to lodge complaints with should I be misgendered.

ghostrider posted on 2026-08-31 20:10:57   Reply   Private Reply


#9: ghostrider    To: Esso (#1)

 

 

was just looking at my checking account. It took from the middle of March 'til the beginning of August for a check to get from Ft. Wayne to Portage IN.

 

have you ever lugged a canoe across land? of course it took time.

 

 

ghostrider posted on 2026-08-31 20:13:39   Reply   Private Reply


#10: Horse    To: Esso (#7)

Thanks. I never knew about Bill Gates's Microneedle patch implant to give us a biological control passport.

Horse posted on 2026-08-31 22:25:28   Reply   Private Reply


#11: Esso    To: ghostrider (#8)

>>for some reason the mailman here puts my mail from the VA in a mailbox two blocks over<<

The USPS pinky-swears that they're delivering my package today.
For some reason, it was moved about five times after not making it on the truck yesterday.
It's seen more of Ft. Wayne than I ever have.

Out for Delivery, Expected Delivery Between 9:30am and 1:30pm

FORT WAYNE, IN 46803

September 1, 2026 6:30 AM

 

Arrived at Post Office

FORT WAYNE, IN 46809

September 1, 2026 6:19 AM

 

Arrived at USPS Facility

FORT WAYNE, IN 46807

September 1, 2026 5:18 AM

 

Departed USPS Facility

FORT WAYNE IN DISTRIBUTION CENTER

September 1, 2026 4:57 AM

 

Arrived at USPS Facility

FORT WAYNE IN DISTRIBUTION CENTER

September 1, 2026 1:07 AM

No wonder they're losing money.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Esso posted on 2026-09-01 08:51:39   Reply   Private Reply


#12: Esso    To: All (#11)

BREAKING: Clancy jury says it CAN’T agree. Judge: keep trying.

She killed her three children. Then talked to her husband on the phone like nothing happened.

This should not be a mystery.

 

 

 

Esso posted on 2026-09-01 11:09:43   Reply   Private Reply


#13: Esso    To: ghostrider (#12)

Supposed near 100 tomorrow. Thur/Fri are the only dry days. Seems to be the wettest summer/fall in memory. The yards are going crazy.
Knocked out about 20 annoying chores today getting ready for our big two-day weekend.
My package finally got here. Went down in the dungeon to see why the humidity was high, 73%, normally high 50s.
No leaks or anything. The dehumidifier wasn't showing a mode status, reset it to basement.
Got myself high & tight. Flowbee, not dope and booze, but a drink might be in order.

 

 

THIS is how you earn a customer for life.

A woman called Chewy after a $70 bag of prescription dog food arrived three days after her dog died.

She expected return labels, shipping fees, and a hassle.

Instead, Chewy refunded every penny, told her to donate the food to a local rescue, and two days later sent flowers with a handwritten condolence card.

That’s not “customer service.”

That’s being human when somebody is hurting.

Companies spend millions trying to manufacture loyalty.

Sometimes all it takes is compassion.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When Dolly Parton approached Robert Plant for permission to record her version of “Stairway to Heaven,” she reportedly worried about how he would react. Instead, Plant’s response was wonderfully simple: “Of course you can, you’re Dolly Parton.”

And somehow, that feels like the perfect answer. Dolly didn’t try to copy Led Zeppelin — she took one of rock’s most iconic songs and made it unmistakably her own, adding a touch of country, gospel, and her unmistakable voice.

Sometimes, a legend recognizing another legend is all the permission you need.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Esso posted on 2026-09-01 15:57:02   Reply   Private Reply


#14: ghostrider    To: Esso (#13)

I would bet the butt hurt spray is also a breath freshener.

thong biker must have lost some sort of wager and doing it to accept his loss, I hope that's not a queer joi ryde.

That is exactly the zoomies and sometimes coasties as well, I loved any time spent barracked at a zoomie base even the ones the navy snagged at Lackland, ones the zoomies had condemned.

ghostrider posted on 2026-09-01 17:53:00   Reply   Private Reply


#15: Esso    To: ghostrider (#14)

Everybody hates fags except the Deep State...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Gross. At least documenting it was.

 

 

Dr. Kimmy when I ask her what she want's for dinner...

 

 

 

What in the pool hall hell is going on here??

I grew up with a pool table in the basement, and I played in bar league in college. I'm quite good, if I do say so myself.

Here's the thing, when I rack 'em before my break, I like to stagger solids and stripes every other. And I also have a weird thing where I take the cue and tap it on each ball at the 3 points of the rack, and then the center. Plus, I have a really cool flip that I do with the rack when I take it off. So, while this is nifty, it's a no go, I have too many billiards quirks.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Esso posted on 2026-09-01 19:29:24   Reply   Private Reply


#16: Esso    To: All (#15)

Kim last weekend.
J/K a billionaire or something.

 

BREAKING: Judge rules accused [homosexual/pedophile] Charlie Kirk assassin Tyler Robinson will stand trial. Utah Judge Tony Graf made the ruling after an extensive pre-trial hearing Tuesday.

Esso posted on 2026-09-01 20:09:17   Reply   Private Reply


#17: Esso    To: All (#16)

A Utah judge just cleared the path for prosecutors to seek the death penalty against Tyler Robinson.

Judge Tony Graf in Provo ruled there is probable cause to try him for aggravated murder in the killing of Charlie Kirk.

Under Utah law that charge can carry death if the state proves he targeted Kirk for his political speech or put other people at grave risk.

Prosecutors are pointing to an engraved round and a text they say Robinson sent after the shooting. The defense says that still does not prove a political motive.

Robinson also faces gun, obstruction, witness-tampering, and a charge for a violent act in front of a child.

Robison was a not captured homosexual pedophile. Regardless, he should die.

Esso posted on 2026-09-01 20:40:57   Reply   Private Reply


#18: Esso    To: All (#17)

Esso posted on 2026-09-01 20:50:44   Reply   Private Reply


#19: Prefrontal Vortex    To: Horse (#5)

Pubbies need to lose Congress and lose badly.

Prefrontal Vortex posted on 2026-09-01 21:27:24   Reply   Private Reply


#20: Prefrontal Vortex    To: Esso (#18)

Cringe.

Prefrontal Vortex posted on 2026-09-01 21:30:42   Reply   Private Reply