‘Your Cookie Must Affirm Your Sexual Lifestyle’:

Source: https://www.dailywire.com/news/your-cookie-must-affirm-your-sexual-lifestyle-oreo-takes-pro-lgbt-stance-in-new-ad-spot
Published: Apr 5, 2022
Author: Mike Rivero
Post Date: 2022-04-05 19:22:57 by Horse
Views: 3590

Oreo Takes Pro-LGBT Stance In New Ad Spot

It’s not even June yet and already corporations are signaling their allegiance to the progressive LGBT agenda.

The latest seemingly unaffiliated brand to come out in support of the cause is none other than Oreo Cookie, which has been owned by the multinational food and beverage conglomerate Mondelez International since 2012.

The marketing team at Oreo couldn’t wait until “Pride Month” to put out a new commercial spot which featured a young man coming out as gay to his grandmother.

“Coming out doesn’t happen just once. It’s a journey that needs love and courage every step of the way. Share our new film and let someone know you’re their #LifelongAlly,” the ad’s introduction says.

Poster Comment:

I gave up Oreo cookies. How can I boycott them?

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#1: Esso    To: Horse, 4um (#0)

I gave up Oreo cookies. How can I boycott them?

Give up all "name brands" which I did years ago. Granted, generic stuff is made by the big boys, but the profit margins are a helluva lot tighter.

I don't suppose anything I buy gets much TeeVee time, I also never turn on my TeeVee except the local Wx channel. I can't even stomach NASCAR after the Bubba Wallace debacle.

(Edit) Maybe Jeromy Boreing will start a cookie company. Ya never know with that guy.

(Edit 2) Boreing should be the next President. Everything he touches turns into gold, platinum and palladium.

Esso posted on 2022-04-05 19:52:21   Reply   Private Reply

#2: StraitGate    To: Horse, Esso (#0)

From Wikipedia:

Mondelez International, Inc. (/ÌmoŠndYÈliÐz/ MOHN-dY-LEEZ), often stylized as Mondelz, is an American multinational confectionery, food, holding and beverage and snack food company based in Chicago, Illinois. Mondelez has an annual revenue of about $26 billion and operates in approximately 160 countries. It ranked No. 108 in the 2021 Fortune 500 list of the largest United States corporations by total revenue.

The company has its origins as Kraft Foods Inc., which was founded in 1923 in Chicago. The present enterprise was established in 2012 when Kraft Foods was renamed Mondelez and retained its snack food business, while its grocery business was spun off to a new company called Kraft Foods Group. The name is derived from the Latin word mundus ("world") and delez, a fanciful modification of the word "delicious."

The Mondelez International company manufactures chocolate, cookies, biscuits, gum, confectionery, and powdered beverages. Mondelez International's portfolio includes several billion-dollar components. These components includes cookie and cracker brands Belvita, Chips Ahoy!, Oreo, Ritz, TUC, Triscuit, LU, Club Social, Sour Patch Kids, Barny, and Peek Freans; chocolate brands Milka, Côte d'Or, Toblerone, Cadbury, Green & Black's, Freia, Marabou, Fry's, and Lacta; gum and cough drop brands Trident, Dentyne, Chiclets, Halls, and Stride; as well as Tate's Bake Shop cookies and powdered beverage brand Tang.

StraitGate posted on 2022-04-05 20:54:22   Reply   Private Reply

#3: Horse    To: StraitGate (#2)

I don't eat any of that crap so I can't boycott them. Thanks anyway.

Horse posted on 2022-04-05 21:07:22   Reply   Private Reply

#4: Dakmar    To: Esso (#1)

All my friends are junkies (but that's not really true)
I hope we're not too messianic or a trifle too satanic...

Dakmar posted on 2022-04-05 21:11:47   Reply   Private Reply

#5: Dakmar    To: StraitGate (#2)

Fuck them! I am going to stop shaving, bathing, eating, or sleeping in beds made with Belvita cookies!

Dakmar posted on 2022-04-05 21:13:20   Reply   Private Reply

#6: BTP Holdings    To: StraitGate (#2)

Kraft Foods Inc.

There used to be a dairy farm on Waukegan Rd. north of Willow Rd. in Illinois. The cow manure would be spread on farm fields across the road.

When it closed, a new Kraft corporate HQ was built on that property. I used to drive right past there every day going to and from work at the state highway yard.

One winter I was driving home in my Blazer. Some woman had driven up on the center curb. I told her I would pull her off for $5. She agreed and I hooked up a chain to her car. I pulled her off. She tried to drive away and CHING, nothing doing.

I walked back up to her window. She handed me $10, and I kept it. I told her, "Don't move until I unhook the chain." If she had to get a tow truck out there it would have cost her $50. ;)

BTP Holdings posted on 2022-04-05 21:16:30   Reply   Private Reply

#7: Esso    To: Dakmar (#5)

Esso posted on 2022-04-05 21:16:51   Reply   Private Reply

#8: Dakmar    To: StraitGate (#2)

powdered beverage brand Tang

Why do you hate the moon, sinner? Neil Armstrong is praying for your soul!

Dakmar posted on 2022-04-05 21:17:52   Reply   Private Reply

#9: StraitGate    To: Horse (#3)

You're welcome. You wanted us all to know that you don't eat Oreos, so I figured you would appreciate the opportunity to let us know that you also don't eat any of the products that its parent company sells.

StraitGate posted on 2022-04-05 21:19:28   Reply   Private Reply

#10: Dakmar    To: Esso (#7)

Meet me on the other side...

Dakmar posted on 2022-04-05 21:22:14   Reply   Private Reply

#11: BTP Holdings    To: Esso (#1)

Boys are boys, and girls are girls.

Unless they are he/she's. ;)

BTP Holdings posted on 2022-04-05 21:25:39   Reply   Private Reply

#12: Horse    To: StraitGate (#9)

I try to avoid anything that comes in a can or a box or wrapped in plastic. Though I still eat olives and cook with tomato soup, both of which are canned. I eat conventional grapes but all my other fruits and salads are organic. I want to live long enough to see the end of the world though I did not hasten it by voting for Bidet. I might live longer than 30 year-olds with two clot shots and a booster who loves to eat Glyphosate.

Horse posted on 2022-04-05 21:26:34   Reply   Private Reply

#13: Dakmar    To: StraitGate (#9)

I like them square hamburgers

Dakmar posted on 2022-04-05 21:27:38   Reply   Private Reply

#14: StraitGate    To: Dakmar (#8)

I like the moon. It's quiet.

Last time I had Tang was at a neighbor friend's house in 1971 or '72 (on West Boulevard!). As I recall as a kid, it wasn't too bad. Maybe slightly better than Kool-Aid.

You are risking re-igniting the (Alleged) Moon Landing controversy here.

StraitGate posted on 2022-04-05 21:28:24   Reply   Private Reply

#15: Esso    To: Horse, StraitGate, Lod, 4um (#3)

Horse, you're a smart guy, don't take this personally, but don't jump on the folks that are asleep, gently nudge them. It takes awhile but it can happen.

Me and some short electrician (size 7 shoes) woke up big man today. It was the first time for the electrician to get in a semi. Big equipment can be intimidating, like the first time I was in the France Stone quarry 40some years ago and had to approach a dump truck with a staircase on the front of it.

That experience served me well a couple years later.

Esso posted on 2022-04-05 21:33:08   Reply   Private Reply

#16: BTP Holdings    To: Esso (#1)

Everything he touches turns into gold,

BTP Holdings posted on 2022-04-05 21:34:42   Reply   Private Reply

#17: Dakmar    To: Horse (#12)

I appreciate your taking responsibility for your health. I really do, I'm not being snarky. Best I can tell, since I never had kids, if I lived past 90 I would end up in a nursing home run by vicious nogs and/or cucharachas intent on extracting nothing more than a paycheck and some imaginary racial revenge owed them. Pulmonary embolism sounds like a winner.

Dakmar posted on 2022-04-05 21:35:05   Reply   Private Reply

#18: Esso    To: Dakmar, 4um (#8)

Neil Armstrong is praying for your soul!

Buzz Aldrin, the Joe Bidet of astronauts.

Esso posted on 2022-04-05 21:35:16   Reply   Private Reply

#19: Dakmar    To: StraitGate (#14)

You are risking re-igniting the (Alleged) Moon Landing controversy here.

So this would be a bad time to post an add for my Gus Grissom grissle free steak cooker/diet machine? Burn off all the fat in seconds!

Dakmar posted on 2022-04-05 21:39:20   Reply   Private Reply

#20: Dakmar    To: Esso (#18)

John Glenn was an asshole too, if I remember correctly. Neocon from Ohio...

Dakmar posted on 2022-04-05 21:40:34   Reply   Private Reply

#21: Esso    To: Dakmar (#19)

That was dark, man. You're trying to beat out Punk for #1 on my list, no?

You beat me to the bridge, she'll kill you. Slow it down.

Esso posted on 2022-04-05 21:43:02   Reply   Private Reply

#22: StraitGate    To: Horse (#12)

Sounds good. We're on about the same food path. No HFCS, no soybean oil (in almost all purchased bread products these days), no cottonseed oil, nor any hydrogenated oil. No artificial sweeteners. I avoid processed foods. And rarely eat at restaurants -- you can't trust what's in the food. (But the local Chinese buffet, now...)

Got rid of my last bottle of Roundup years ago; I'd rather live with weeds than die of cancer without them. My yard is ~60% weeds and only ~40% grass, but I won't put a herbicide on it -- the grandchildren play there.

StraitGate posted on 2022-04-05 21:44:48   Reply   Private Reply

#23: Dakmar    To: StraitGate (#14)

I like the moon. It's quiet.

Just because I am a hillbilly :)

Dakmar posted on 2022-04-05 21:45:04   Reply   Private Reply

#24: Dakmar    To: Esso (#21)

Slow it down.

Our next guest (Dakmar shooting BBs at Esso until he gets the message), is Dick Cheney! Dick Cheney, come on up, bring your lovely daughter!

Dick Cheney, who would you like killed?
DC: Putin

Can we get a round of applause from the audience, and a few million rounds from NATO?

Audience: whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop

Dakmar posted on 2022-04-05 21:53:09   Reply   Private Reply

#25: Esso    To: StraitGate (#22)

Got rid of my last bottle of Roundup years ago; I'd rather live with weeds than die of cancer without them. My yard is ~60% weeds and only ~40% grass, but I won't put a herbicide on it -- the grandchildren play there.

Don't fault you for that, But I've got about 500' of fenceline to maintain, no bundles around.

Esso posted on 2022-04-05 21:54:45   Reply   Private Reply

#26: Esso    To: Dakmar (#23)

Just because I am a hillbilly

You're that banjo kid in "Deliverance" aren't you?

I knew it!

Esso posted on 2022-04-05 21:57:03   Reply   Private Reply

#27: Dakmar    To: Esso (#26)

Banjo boy was my fourth grade science teacher. I'm actually the little girl from Night of the Hunter. Help me get down river and hide the money, Esso, you just have to!

Dakmar posted on 2022-04-05 22:02:16   Reply   Private Reply

#28: Dakmar    To: Esso (#26)

How many law enforcement agencies do you suppose would have been contacted if we posted this nonsense on twitter? :)

Dakmar posted on 2022-04-05 22:06:16   Reply   Private Reply

#29: Esso    To: Dakmar (#28)

How many law enforcement agencies do you suppose would have been contacted if we posted this nonsense on twitter?

I don't care. You see that thread I posted about an old gal and that "Elli-Q device? She's on the "troublesome list" now, I'm sure.

I just like the dance.

(Edit) I'm damned sorry I looked up that Elli-Q spybot. It knocked off all the Lilycloth.com ads with the old gals in their clever T-shirts on ZH. I was just looking at the sayings on the front of the model's shirts, honest. They have cool men's shirts too, but there's only so many hours in the day.

Esso posted on 2022-04-05 22:12:12   Reply   Private Reply

#30: Dakmar    To: Esso (#29)

If I call you Oscar you can call me Saul...

Dakmar posted on 2022-04-05 22:17:56   Reply   Private Reply

#31: Dakmar    To: Esso (#29)

I don't care. You see that thread I posted

I get it now, you don't like authoritarian fuckers either! :)

Dakmar posted on 2022-04-05 22:21:57   Reply   Private Reply

#32: Esso    To: Dakmar (#30)

EweToob won't let me see that. I tried several ways.

GOOG/EweToob and 105.1 have been mind fucking me continuously with this for a week now.

I wish I wasn't so afraid of guns.

(Edit) I kinda used to look like that guy in beginning of the video. I still do, but now I'm a lot fatter and my hair looks lihe Sen. Marsha Blackburn's (R-TN).

I'm not breakin' out the FlowBee (seriously) until the US is back on track.

Esso posted on 2022-04-05 22:28:27   Reply   Private Reply

#33: Dakmar    To: Esso (#32)

Ukraine would never ban content The State found objectionable! Russia must hate satire by American queers. That's it! Russia hates Columbia U and NYC in general! Can I borrow $20,000 to travel to Mexico to guard the spot on the railroad tracks where Neal Cassidy committed suicide before Putin pisses on it?

Dakmar posted on 2022-04-05 22:31:47   Reply   Private Reply

#34: TommyTheMadArtist    To: Horse (#0)

Here’s the funny thing about cookie. I recently went to the store for dog treats, and thought I was rescuing an errant package of some generic brand chocolate chip cookie similar to the other generic cookies that you can buy. Read the ingredients, saw they were gluten free, and used Carob instead of chocolate, and the sugar content was decent as well. Spent $2.98 for a cheap package of cookies.

Put them on the table and forgot about them. Next morning I start my day with coffee, and opened the package. Pulled out one of them to have with my coffee and it tasted pretty amazing. Ate two more. Then looked at the front of the package. They were dog treats.

Cheaper than Oreos and probably a lot healthier. Went to target and bought 3 packages of them. Cashier asks me about my dogs as she has met one of them. She then says your dogs must love these. I said, My dogs don’t eat cookies. She gives me this look, and I tell her, I dare you to eat one of these and tell me it’s a dog treat. She wasn’t having it.

On April Fool’s day I went to my favorite coffee shop and gave a few of these cookies to people. Needless to say, the hardest part of my day was containing my laughter when I told them they were dog treats.

TommyTheMadArtist posted on 2022-04-05 22:33:38   Reply   Private Reply

#35: Esso    To: Dakmar (#33)

I'm serious, I couldn't get it to play.

Esso posted on 2022-04-05 22:37:00   Reply   Private Reply

#36: Dakmar    To: Esso (#35)

I'm serious, I couldn't get it to play.

Chinese and/or Iranians have hacked your YT account, obviously!

Dakmar posted on 2022-04-05 22:39:49   Reply   Private Reply

#37: Esso    To: TommyTheMadArtist, 4um (#34)

Put them on the table and forgot about them. Next morning I start my day with coffee, and opened the package. Pulled out one of them to have with my coffee and it tasted pretty amazing. Ate two more. Then looked at the front of the package. They were dog treats.

Fuck, Tommy, that's funny. Love ya man!

Esso posted on 2022-04-05 22:42:44   Reply   Private Reply

#38: StraitGate    To: TommyTheMadArtist (#34)

Spent $2.98 for a cheap package of cookies.

Yeah, but that's almost $21 in dog money. (I have to get that multiplier right.)

StraitGate posted on 2022-04-05 22:45:53   Reply   Private Reply

#39: Esso    To: Dakmar (#36)

Chinese and/or Iranians have hacked your YT account, obviously!

I need to reset my security settings and turn off the Company keystroke logger. I haven't been paid to post anywhere for a month or more now. I'm strictly freelance now. That's why my volume's way down.

Esso posted on 2022-04-05 22:48:35   Reply   Private Reply

#40: Dakmar    To: Esso (#39)

Send some money to Nigeria, they only want to help you.

Dakmar posted on 2022-04-05 22:49:28   Reply   Private Reply

#41: StraitGate    To: Dakmar (#40)

Please don't bother or distract Mr. Motomba Kambeya Motombo. He is the personal assistant of the good Christian gentleman the Honorable Mr. Katanga Wa Bolantaba, who is working on transferring the proper sum of US dollars 14.7 million to my account here in the US -- after I sent him $4,500 so he could get all the legal stuff taken care of over there. He's been working on this since 2003, so the bureaucracy must be horrendous over there.

StraitGate posted on 2022-04-05 23:06:12   Reply   Private Reply

#42: Dakmar    To: StraitGate (#41)

You're gonna be a rich man once the paperwork clears.

Dakmar posted on 2022-04-05 23:09:40   Reply   Private Reply

#43: Esso    To: StraitGate, 4um (#41)

I sent him $4,500 so he could get all the legal stuff taken care of over there.

I can't believe you left me out of a sweet deal like that.

Esso posted on 2022-04-05 23:12:48   Reply   Private Reply

#44: Esso    To: Dakmar, Straitgate, 4um (#42)

You're gonna be a rich man once the paperwork clears.

Screw him, he's gonna drink himself to death alone like Bunky when he won the Hoosier Lotto.

Esso posted on 2022-04-05 23:15:31   Reply   Private Reply

#45: StraitGate    To: Esso, Dakmar (#43)

If you guys want in, it's not too late. Send me $1,500 each, and we'll split the big payoff three ways.

StraitGate posted on 2022-04-05 23:18:05   Reply   Private Reply

#46: Horse    To: StraitGate (#22)

Weeds grow on compacted soil. You need air in the soil for the soil biology to breathe. Add in some compost when you dig up the soil to aerate it.

Horse posted on 2022-04-05 23:36:15   Reply   Private Reply

#47: StraitGate    To: Horse (#46)

Thanks; that's good info.

I mow about 3 acres of "grass" here in Upcountry South Carolina red clay. I have an aerator, but don't know where to get compost in large quantity (at acceptable cost). The compost we generate ourselves here is barely enough for our small garden.

StraitGate posted on 2022-04-05 23:45:05   Reply   Private Reply

#48: Esso    To: StraitGate, Pinguinite, 4um (#45)

Send me $1,500 each, and we'll split the big payoff three ways.

Would an oz of .999 Canadian gold cover my part? If it's good enough for my mechanic it should be good enough for you. You'll have to resend your personal info, I try to sanitize that stuff weekly after the "secret agent" mishap with a former girlfriend bragging on FaceBook.

I could wire you the money, but I'm gonna need the same bank info that your benefactor in Africa does. Pin trusts me, I think. He can vouch for me. j/k

Esso posted on 2022-04-05 23:50:21   Reply   Private Reply

#49: Esso    To: StraitGate (#47)

I mow about 3 acres of "grass" here in Upcountry South Carolina red clay.

I know there's a song for that but I can't think of it. Lady Antebellum is haunting me again.

The Bidet headache ain't helpin'.

Esso posted on 2022-04-05 23:55:58   Reply   Private Reply

#50: StraitGate    To: Esso, Dakmar (#48)

A 1 oz Maple Leaf would definitely get you in 1/3! But if Dak doesn't see the light, then you might want to up your 1/3 interest to 1/2? That would cost you a Maple Leaf plus a solid silver 8.6" diameter bowling ball. Or your 1/32 interest in the Brooklyn Bridge -- you're still holding that, right?

StraitGate posted on 2022-04-06 00:05:22   Reply   Private Reply

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